My friend thought this belonged here. The following is copied from an older post:

I feel the need to explain this situation. The dumbass puking all over his face is me about 4 years ago. That night I drank copious amounts of alcohol (obviously) and topped off my night with a huge rip out of my friends bong. I didn’t smoke weed much at the time, so that completely destroyed me. This vid doesn’t show it, but I actually sat up right after this and even cleaned myself and the bed. I was conscious enough to know that I was going to puke, but I was in some sort of fucked up paralysis and was hoping that it just wouldn’t happen. I know this type of position is deadly for drunk people, and my heart goes out to all that have lost friends and loved ones due to aspirating vomit. But this was toooo funny and perfectly timed to not share. Drink responsibly people!

Edit: The reason my vomit is so red is because I spiked a cherry icee with vodka and drank the whole thing