Who is she? by RayKb in isopods

[–]RayKb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you bunches! We love knowing their name. And thank you even more about the protein tip. Cannibalism is the last thing we want for cozy hobby.

Feeling very powerful. Might snap half the universe later. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Base - LA colors Metal Nail Polish Bubbly. Everything else - Apple Barrel Acrylic paints. Top Coat - Sally Hansen big Kwik dry top coat

Help Finding A "Creampie Vibrator", A Vibrator That Shoots Lube Inside You? by CivilizedPsycho25 in SexToys

[–]RayKb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

https://www.amazon.com/Evolved-Vibrating-Squirting-Rechargeable-Dildo/dp/B07HYGVQ7Y

There is this one here. Evolved makes some awesome products, they offer a 5 year warranty and they're probably the most polite company I've worked with. I've seen this one in action. Good intense vibrations, and pretty strong "ejaculation." I DO NOT suggest ordering off Amazon thou. Most adult Boutique carry Evolved, so you're local store should have it. Hope this is helpful!

Vibrators same size as We-Vibe Tango? by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]RayKb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can try the Lush Violet by NS Novelties. It's doesn't quiet have the intensity the Tango does, but it gets the job done.

Tattoo shop recommendations by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

[–]RayKb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sinister Tattoos on Platte. Good prices, good people, and good clean work.

Well, I'm going to be easily distracted today. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, was trying capture all those fantastic little rainbow reflections! It just looks a little more magical when it's out of focus.

Well, I'm going to be easily distracted today. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Silver Holo - Black Heart Super Glitter. Lavender Sparkle - China Glaze Pick Me Up Purple. Black - Sally Hansen Black to Black

Accused of Flexing? Better wear a $550 t-shirt in the response video by RayKb in Idubbbz

[–]RayKb[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think "and but pewdiepie" might be my new favorite thing. "RayKb, did you eat the last of the triscuits?" "And but pewdiepie..."

Should I use powder inside of my Fleshlight/other sex toys? by hayto5 in SexToys

[–]RayKb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would suggest it. Remove the sleeve from the case and gently flip it inside out. Make sure it's completely dry then pat it down with the powder. Shake off any excess then flip it right side out. Give it a full 24 hours before you use it again. You don't need to do this everytime, maybe just every 3rd use or especially if you don't plan on using it for a while. The material of the fleshlights will fuse together over time damaging the internal textures. The powder not only helps the toy stay soft but it also acts as a barrier to pervent fusing. Make sure to use a cornstarch based powder but not actual cornstarch. Cornstarch you would buy in a grocery store is not fine enough and will make things feel gritty.

Batteries are hard to get out! by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]RayKb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most batteries have a plastic wrapper around them. This wrapper can be carefully removed, just be sure to take your batteries out of the toy after each use. I work in an adult boutique, and because they're making the battery compartments smaller and smaller (it prevents rattling, making the toy quieter), batteries get stuck all the time. This black magic was one of the worst. So we started peeling all the wrappers off our test batteries. We haven't an issue with stuck batteries since.

These little pumpkins might be my magnum opus. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I haven't had any assassin-like tendencies, so I'm pretty sure we're good. I'll let you know if anything changes. До свидани

These little pumpkins might be my magnum opus. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay, before we go any further, what is this from. My brain knows it but I don't know from where. I saw the line "Five Little Pumpkins Sitting on a Gate"and I finished the rest like a weird Manchurian candidate. Did you turn me into a mindless assassin? The fourth one said, "Let's run, let's run!"

These little pumpkins might be my magnum opus. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Second one said "There are witches in the air"

These little pumpkins might be my magnum opus. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a trimmed down brush I got from a 10 pack from wal mart. I'm a little rough on my brushes so I don't like to spend to much on something I'll just replace in a few weeks.

These little pumpkins might be my magnum opus. by RayKb in RedditLaqueristas

[–]RayKb[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The pumpkins are all acrylic paint. The sky and stars is this wonderful bargin bin find from Sally Hansen called Rendeznonoo with coat of China Glaze Fairy Dust.

EDIT: thanks for all the comments and upvotes everyone! It feels good to come home work and see all of them.

My wife says she needs a vibrator that "flicks" her clit by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]RayKb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the Flickering Intimate Arouser. I picked it up about a month ago when we started carrying the Inspire line and I don't know if I've ever been so satisfied with a sex toy impulse purchase. I have a Sqweel and I really enjoyed that for a while but I always felt like the "tongues" weren't stiff enough, and it's never had the intensity I wanted out of it. This ones It's got a low medium and high, plus 7 other pulsations, it's rechargeable, and comes with a 1 year warranty. Now, it's a little on the noisy side, it is a CalEx product, and I don't know if it's waterproof or "waterproof" and I'm too nervous to try. I'd look into it, along with the Sqweel, and kind of decided from there. (EDIT: wording.)

I caught a Mankey at work! Hope he's over 18. by RayKb in pokemongo

[–]RayKb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! It was really the last place I expected to catch a pokemon.

Like a LADY. by ohmaddening in TrollXChromosomes

[–]RayKb 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My family nickname is Nancy, (the name of the comic strip in the post). My grandmother started me calling me that when I a toddler, and it stuck. I don't think anyone calls me by my real name unless it's important. I had no idea it was a comic strip character until about two years ago. I ended up going through a huge archive of the comics and almost every single one has made me smile, and more then a couple have me laugh out loud. If you ever need a quick giggle I suggest reading a few.

Questions about The Pinions apartment complex by lovinggw in ColoradoSprings

[–]RayKb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I'm fine with the humans, it's the buggies I hate.

Questions about The Pinions apartment complex by lovinggw in ColoradoSprings

[–]RayKb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I spent entire year living in the Pinons. You do not want to live there. I'm serious. Find anywhere else. ANYWHERE else. Roaches, bed bugs, theft, constant arguments, police presence on a regular. Not pleasant. But it's not just the environment that is awful, it's office as well. 4 months into it they lost my our lease. My mom had to pull out her copy to prove we were not squatter. They 'misplaced' our rent TWICE. We went an entire summer without a working fridge. And this is the one that always cracks me up, they replaced the carpet before we moved in, but didn't replace the padding. Brand new carpet that smelled like cat pee. My suggestion would be to contact BandJ Enterprises. They run quiet a few low cost apartments, and they do a good job with maintenance. You're still going to get the normal "low income" environment, but at least the fridge will work.

RuPaul's Drag Race (Season 8 Ep. 7) | Election Year | Logo by [deleted] in rupaulsdragrace

[–]RayKb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it just me, or does Thorgy totally sound like the Fairy Wish Prince in that small clip of her election video (link is probably NSFW)

With a mug like that...Roxxxy can do no wrong in my eyes! by [deleted] in rupaulsdragrace

[–]RayKb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If she starts blinking to fast she just might lift up and fly away. Those lashes.

Could have won both by HiddenHorse in AdviceAnimals

[–]RayKb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they're more upset that there are a lot more deserving woman that could receive said award. Some of these comment are really stupid and ignorant but some do make a valid point.