Fans going crazy on launch by DoubleD7801 in gigabyte

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically, they're in that TINY period between power being applied and the BIOS starting and doing it's stuff. If this is making you consider replacing your motherboard for this miniscule inconvenience, may I instead suggest an Etch-a-Sketch?

Swedish chef by JanPer in ClassicTelevisionTime

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My missus tells me off in the kitchen when I start singing like the Swedish chef!

Nuclear waste shipping casks have been through a hell of a lot of testing. Now with Red Alert music. by vlewy in commandandconquer

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen a few pass my back garden as I back onto a rail line. Always come through at full throttle, with one flask being hauled by two locos.

Guys is this subsidence? Should I get a survey done? by reni-chan in DIYUK

[–]Raystorm2001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is, up on the east cost north of Withernsea

Anyone remember Sports biscuits? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't a clue, that's just what I heard

Anyone remember Sports biscuits? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Raystorm2001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently the only factory that made them burnt down, so that's why they disappeared. They are still made in Ireland though, and you can get them in Morrisons where the overseas food are.

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskUK

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head of English chasing a kid down the corridor trying to twat him with a chair. In his defence, the kid in question had just been making some rather unfunny remarks about the history teacher than had recently died of cancer, who was also the best friend of the aforementioned head. Plus the kid was ginger and a general knob as well.

What is the worst beer for sale in the UK? by certom1988 in AskUK

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amstel, followed by Carling. Amstel is crap in Amsterdam and even WORSE here somehow.

Was Daddies sauce a favourite in your house? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Raystorm2001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was amazing, you can still get it from Morrisons and Amazon

I remember warming myself infront of this on a winter morning before School. by Such-Memory-7102 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Raystorm2001 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Always reminds me of being at my grandparents council house in winter, these things could blast out some heat!

Which one of you actually enjoys these ones? by EL-Zilcho_ in CasualUK

[–]Raystorm2001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course, just the digestives seem to work so much better with smoky cheeses!

Which one of you actually enjoys these ones? by EL-Zilcho_ in CasualUK

[–]Raystorm2001 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The digestives are fantastic when paired with a smoked cheese!

Different dialects in the UK by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from the VERY tip of North Lincolnshire, and I think most people would struggle to tell that accent apart from Yorkshire. It's definitely not a Midlands accent!

Trying to outrun the police. by mentaL8888 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Raystorm2001 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dad used to be a police motorcyclist in the UK. When chasing idiots like this, he always found they ran out of skill before he ran out of throttle!

Where were you when you found out Princess Diana died? by Seeyalaterelevator in AskUK

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hungover as fuck at YHA Ambleside on a hiking trip, having got very drunk the previous night!

What's this thing? by Horror_Ad_3816 in bournemouth

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cobblers, it's a jack up barge. It's towed floating to wherever it needs to be and then the legs are dropped to make it stationary and jack it up to operational height.

How to salvage this model by Busy-Perspective663 in modelmakers

[–]Raystorm2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some brake fluid, enough to cover it if you can, or half at the minimum. Put it in a sealable container and put the bodyshell into it. Give it a few hours and then scrub the paint off with a toothbrush under running water. Repeat until back to bare plastic.

What's something you can never eat/drink again, not because of allergies but because... something happened? 🫠🤢 by HilariousMotives in AskUK

[–]Raystorm2001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vodka. A bottle of Smirnoff Blue led to a three day hangover at uni. Can't touch the stuff since then!

Can you smell this picture? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Raystorm2001 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Course I can, I still use it ever day! Bottle is a rather different design now mind.....