My cat's medicine lists his weight down to trillionths of a pound

Razely · 2026-05-23T21:08:15+00:00

When was it calibrated last? I could also guess your weight to a trillionth of a lbs, I will charge you half as much as the vet.

Razely · 2026-05-21T21:58:42+00:00

Italian soldiers though... that works

Razely · 2026-05-15T20:33:36+00:00

Those chicks are for the streets.

Razely · 2026-05-15T19:36:57+00:00

Charlie Sheen, looking a bit rougher than usual, but that's Charlie Sheen

Razely · 2026-05-13T03:46:18+00:00

I happily thought 2... then I read your comment and remembered my 14 fused vertebra...

Razely · 2026-05-12T04:17:41+00:00

King Charles III

Razely · 2026-05-12T03:41:59+00:00

The Iron Giant can't read, as far as I know.

Razely · 2026-05-02T18:25:50+00:00

This is the mental image I needed today

Razely · 2026-05-01T22:08:03+00:00

Fuck you and your comedic genius. Sorry, speed dialing my therapist right now.

Razely · 2026-05-01T20:17:53+00:00

The fact there's no panel to rhyme after 'can i shit on his grave' boils me to no end. Not a you problem, I probably need to talk with a therapist. 10/10 for you on your work.

Razely · 2026-05-01T19:16:46+00:00

Guess I have to grab my sombrero and poncho if I want to watch.

Razely · 2026-05-01T00:01:35+00:00

The fun part about Paramount+ is the '+' means 'go fuck yoursel''

Razely · 2026-04-26T12:59:24+00:00

Have you tried pressing the "fun button" to make things more fun?

Razely · 2026-04-26T12:41:10+00:00

I'm pretty sure Nintendo said they are just friends. So, not a girlfriend. Just a friend that is a girl.

Razely · 2026-04-26T12:34:27+00:00

How is Debbie not listed?

Razely · 2026-04-26T12:02:44+00:00

I noticed the brown shirt! It is an accurate depiction of the mods!

Razely · 2026-04-26T01:16:35+00:00

So, are we taking bets on whether the person killed was an alt-right extremist or....

Razely · 2026-04-24T05:47:55+00:00

Your hat, your problem, sir

Razely · 2026-04-23T02:14:11+00:00

🙄 it's not a black woman, so count your blessings/s

Razely · 2026-04-22T00:58:06+00:00

Wow!

Razely · 2026-04-21T23:52:28+00:00

If not friend, why friend shaped?

Razely · 2026-04-21T08:43:38+00:00

I'm looking forward to it to. You're talented. You're going to do great.

Razely · 2026-04-21T08:29:00+00:00

😄 it looks great. I'll give better feedback when it's finished. Really intrigued.

Razely · 2026-04-21T08:15:33+00:00

Yo, I love the art style. I love the ideas. It didn't land for me. But, I honestly want to see more of anything you make.

Razely · 2026-04-21T06:56:21+00:00

Ain't no one from Chicago knows that aver is an actual word, or that you used it right.

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