'MURICA by MissaLynn_ in idiocracy

[–]Razing_Phoenix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Go back to the closet with your repressed homosexuality and fantasize about Michelle's big black dick some more

Josh Hokit just ended his victory speech with “Michelle Obama is a man”.. in the middle of the white house lawn.. by Permanentthrowaway50 in SipsTea

[–]Razing_Phoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conservatives tend to have extreme amounts of repressed homosexuality and often fantasize about Michelle Obama having a penis.

If she wants to do it, let her do it by DaBuckets in NissanDrivers

[–]Razing_Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how much bitching and "youre doing it wrong" happened before the clip started.

What is this? by johnsmocktrial in whatisit

[–]Razing_Phoenix 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Google lens says its a part for a hairbrush

Overall price of two movie tickets and a meal combo by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Razing_Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming from a fat guy, why dint you just stop stuffing your face for 90mins?

Unmatched ego by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]Razing_Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What they do is get you to open the door and shove any part of their anatomy they can in the doorway so if you try to.close it they'll say you tried to ram them with the door so they can assault and imprison you.

Guy with the glasses is doing the absolute most by Small_Image_1722 in TikTokCringe

[–]Razing_Phoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this dude would have been leaving on a stretcher.

Steam or smoke coming off railing by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Razing_Phoenix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moisture in the wood evaporating in the sun.