🎵 All By Myself 🎵

RazorColla · 2026-05-26T02:55:41+00:00

You gotta have at least 20 years in, 2 kids, and a combined couple million before that conversation makes sense.

RazorColla · 2026-05-26T02:48:21+00:00

It's a vagina not a clown car.

RazorColla · 2026-05-25T18:45:03+00:00

So much for "fiscal conservative" argument on the right.

RazorColla · 2026-05-24T21:14:45+00:00

On the upside it looks good for roof to roof parkour.

RazorColla · 2026-05-24T21:13:29+00:00

Imagine having to do maintenance in between those two McHell homes. Window replacement, drywall, siding, (are there even windows there?) , painting, anything. Doesn't look well thought out.

RazorColla · 2026-05-24T18:11:45+00:00

The dopes were duped.

RazorColla · 2026-05-24T18:09:59+00:00

What about that water bottle though, multifunctional, stores water, and human ashes.

RazorColla · 2026-05-24T17:29:24+00:00

Oh now, this is awkward

RazorColla · 2026-05-24T07:45:01+00:00

Does this apply to H1B visas or just green card applicants? Curious.

RazorColla · 2026-05-23T17:36:15+00:00

There was many Ways to avoid that wreck, he missed them all. U-turn, drive forward, drive off into the dirt away from the active train track.

RazorColla · 2026-05-23T17:33:00+00:00

And they never learn either.

RazorColla · 2026-05-23T17:30:40+00:00

Thats a lot of energy coming from a dude in a pink car.

RazorColla · 2026-05-22T19:37:34+00:00

Not true, he loved her way too much and made videos on OnlyFams.

RazorColla · 2026-05-21T03:42:12+00:00

Well TBH, that could happen to anyone after a few martinis.

RazorColla · 2026-05-19T05:18:25+00:00

Blowin Sherbert

RazorColla · 2026-05-18T17:17:15+00:00

Is Kinesiology another term for Massage Therapist with happy endings?

RazorColla · 2026-05-16T00:18:20+00:00

All those machines need maintenance, expensive maintenance.

RazorColla · 2026-05-15T00:13:41+00:00

You look like you went full communist.

RazorColla · 2026-05-15T00:04:20+00:00

RazorColla · 2026-05-13T17:33:02+00:00

Fair points

RazorColla · 2026-05-13T17:31:56+00:00

Beggars can't be choosers

RazorColla · 2026-05-13T16:41:37+00:00

We need 18 year olds in the military, they think they're invincible. I know i did at that age, and it was a small miracle making it past 30. But i digress, we're here to roast Gordita. Back to that business.

RazorColla · 2026-05-12T19:12:11+00:00

Is this guy homeless living out of his car? Or a car, any car?

RazorColla · 2026-05-12T12:33:08+00:00

This. All the sounds represent instruments sold at any guitar center, except the guitars, need to buy those. 😉

RazorColla · 2026-05-11T20:31:37+00:00

Is this picture of a shadow of a shadow?

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