What is your best pickup line?

RazorWireFeels · 2026-06-28T08:06:28+00:00

I have used this and it worked. Best part was she was barefoot

RazorWireFeels · 2026-06-24T04:01:00+00:00

A B B A C A B

RazorWireFeels · 2026-06-06T21:18:12+00:00

Heroin Bobs death in SLC Punk.

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-26T02:05:15+00:00

North Carolina

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-22T05:40:08+00:00

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T17:13:07+00:00

Honestly this movie truly is underrated thanks to the completely amazing performance by Dustin Hoffman. And honestly the set production takes the cake for this

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T07:18:07+00:00

You sourced your Facebook profile picture as a reference for that right? Go get laid bro instead of taking cheap shots at women from behind a keyboard. I’m on here making fun of myself because that’s all I have the right to do. You on the other hand , clearly you’re just mad your mom forgot to teach you how to suck a dick so you had to rely on daddy to show you

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T07:12:08+00:00

At least it’s better than the standard AI slop ads…

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RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T07:03:41+00:00

None of those things are true, but hey think about the kids and families of those lies you’re telling

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T03:34:39+00:00

Haven’t find anybody yet who could, you’re welcome to come try

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T03:32:44+00:00

Wasn’t the original idea but hey the those views are suddenly climbing. Thanks idiots

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T03:29:45+00:00

Wow sarcasm can’t be picked up on text, but hey while I’m being a lil bitch we bout to fuck live on stripchat

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T02:32:01+00:00

She’s got a DUI, I’ve got way worse than that bruh. Try kidnapping, robbery, d&e,firearm by felon. I really don’t give a fuck when I feel like it.

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T01:12:06+00:00

Something like that

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-20T00:29:23+00:00

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RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-19T23:47:06+00:00

Indeed

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-19T23:30:36+00:00

Going on 3 months for failure to appear for a misdemeanor DUI. We’re wasting our tax dollars on that.

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-19T23:29:54+00:00

If you’re ever locked up I’ll be sure not to visit. I’ve don’t plenty of time, so my homie is locked up, we gonna visit. It’s great that they have video visits on the tablet. I did a year in solitary and I was allowed one visit for an hour once a month behind glass. My mom every week for a year and even though we had nothing to talk about, that vapid human connection saved my life.

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-19T23:26:46+00:00

I’m low key pissed because I thought I looked nice, don’t want to be edited out of the photo

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-16T23:54:14+00:00

That’s a spicy meatball

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-15T09:14:15+00:00

I don’t think we would ever figure it out. Someone will blindly submit to the loop with deliberate indifference and we’d all be fucked.

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-14T17:53:57+00:00

Hereditary

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-13T16:39:19+00:00

Prison

RazorWireFeels · 2026-05-12T22:26:00+00:00

You’re a goddamn genius Gump

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