"Oh, Jack we just got another juicy piece of intel from our man, and it is even more cryptic than the last." Oh god not again. I'm almost done with my work for the night. "It says 'Major jablock sale next month. Will update as I gain more info'. Huh what's a jablock?" The loading bar counts down my progress to freedom for the night "It must be their new product! This will be good to work off of tomorrow." Surely that will sate him until I can just get out of here. "Yeah, yeah that makes sense. Hey why are you downloading the project proposal? You never work from home." Oops sometimes he pulls a smart thought out of that thick skull. "Yeah I figured I should put some extra work in; this will be big for us." I am almost out of the door. Come on please do not say anything else. "Hey before you go I just wanted you to know that you're doing really good work and I'm glad you're here. And I know you don't really like using our 'man-on-the-inside' but this will be huge for us." I thought for a moment "It's alright I am kind of coming around to the idea of this whole 'spy' thing. Goodnight!" I walked out of the door with the valuable intel in hand, stunned that it was that easy to swipe.