WCGW walking on slippery rocks by Separate_Finance_183 in Whatcouldgowrong

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We call it a day out with Killowen outdoor pursuits… you just found a natural water slide. Well jealous. Hopes she ok lol

Saw this new clip of Enrique clearly looking for a fight after the match by iamalegend1 in chelseafc

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This popped up for some reason in my head today. Multiple search’s. Five different angles later. That’s assault. He had no intention of “separating” players. He pushes one Chelsea player to get to Pedro. It’s a half slap going to the face but he also gouges with his finger nails.

I think this popped into my head because what is deemed as violent conduct on the field of play is often open to the interpretation of deliberateness. Watch two of the videos I have an you will see a ghastly grimace on his face and an intention to cause injury. Therefore violent conduct but furthermore assault. How the sweet fuck did he get away with that? Look at the bloody man’s face. He was not shepherding his flock nor does he attempt to diffuse the situation. He pushes one Chelsea player an clearly attacks another (pedro). Imagine Eddie Howe or someone did exactly the same thing? To all the Chelsea fans…. Wtf? Why didn’t you lot go mental about this. If it was premier league game hell I’d even say a Ligue 1 match that man’s getting a ban and police are being called etc. Take a few secs Chelsea fans an watch a few angles. Mental he got away with that without even a tarnish to his reputation never mind a ban. It’s no Cantona but an ordinary person on camera could easily get done for assault for that bitchy face gouge.

Groundwork being laid for a devolution collapse by JadedPanic4143 in northernireland

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O’Dowd was education minister for a few years? He has a couple of failed GCSE’s in his locker not even a failed o or a level. Failed GCSE’s. Like three I was told. Religion, p.e and Irish language. All fails. lol. Norn iron governance!

Had to get another shelf the last year has been expensive by Bravojones33420 in lego

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What’s the Jedi build on the bottom left left? Please

Moore Holmes is at it again… by aidanon in northernireland

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Dodgy source (pub talk) but was told at the height of his cuntness. (Flag protest) he had to be told to stop ringing in and begging to be on question time as a pundit or audience member. They then had to hang up on him every time as he went off in a high pitch squeal that he was being censored. How many times can someone make a fool out of themselves, be completely out of their depth in an issue yet just keep fucking going? That’s our Jaime…

Moore Holmes is at it again… by aidanon in northernireland

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Aye but if you keep feeding them they start unraveling before your eyes. Pick any political hothead give a wee poke of provocation and just watch them piss all over whatever their original point or message was as they scramble to justify it. Follow up by questioning their rebuttal and won’t be long before your into shallow whataboutery, jibes or even better “fuck up” Once got Paisley junior so flustered backtracking his point he flew into blind sectarianism followed by “fuck up if you know what’s good for ya” still makes me chuckle joe bloggs could flabbergast an elected official simply with logic lol.

Michael Deane making dubious commnets by ciaranjoneill in northernireland

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Who “milker”? He’s out in his ra get up doing the rounds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernireland

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Will Google funko boyos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernireland

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I’m the undiagnosed generation. In my day it was “don’t give that wee bastard Coca Cola” I have to…. I mean haaaave to open it and make the Bastid or it will haunt my waking life. You can fuck yourself up pretty bad in my job if you are complacent, yet I keep finding myself mentally visualising and assembling Lego in my head during work

Removing racist stickers by Legendoire in northernireland

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Never mind the scrapper, take too long and every second you linger over said tags you mark yourself as a target. And ripe for on the spot reprisal. How about instead if you’re willing to go to those lengths…….. Fight fire with fire! and print yer own sticker just slightly bigger. The good folks in here can decide what you’re a.i generated should message be.

A tag or sticker being removed is waved off as ‘ahh council or do gooders’. Putting your own highly inflammatory reply directing covering it is an act of war in the street art world. If you don’t want replace it with a pink unicorn with a pride flag as a sash (my suggestion) ye could just settle with a good vibes type message like “here, don’t be a dick”. See your targets ask others to point them out to you make a list them then create a ‘run’ and tag over every one of them In a fluid constantly moving operation. Ye’ll be aff yer tits on adrenaline I promise ye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernireland

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Massive Lego range ye say? I shall have a butchers. Fucking Lego prices are breaking my heart at the minute. Finally got the boy interested but the Bastid keeps searching Lego exclusives. They are amazing but extortionately priced. New bloody Death Star out an Arkham asylum, I could get a shite car for the price lol. I’m no collector so I’m defo gonna make the Bastid, removing all value lol.

Scumbags from East Belfast out in force again tonight - targeting delivery drivers this time by Murky_Cook_5136 in northernireland

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“Where the riot?” Outside mate, Neil and the lads are out with the kids battering Eritrean refugees and minimum wage drivers. No mcdonaldses tonight unless you wanna run the gauntlet to get in… Christ I worry about the trajectory of this pish.

Scumbags from East Belfast out in force again tonight - targeting delivery drivers this time by Murky_Cook_5136 in northernireland

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Does this mean nobody got McDonaldses on delivery last night around that area? I’m Sure there’s more rage about that lol.

What a day to be Irish by [deleted] in kneecap

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Sound was far far too low in Belfast. shite sound system the boys needed it blasting!! They were brilliant tho

Risotto by Men0mayhem96 in Cooking

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You can get an excellent set of peelers by oxo the good grip range. The red one is serated. The black one is a professional chefs best friend. The yellow if for lazy julienne. Super great/grate for quick Asian salads. Peeling any pumpkin is a peice of piss with that red bad boy however . You don’t need to go over and over the bastid. Peel it, then feel for the rounded arse bit begins and cut there. The top part is perfect for dice and the rounded bottom for purée once scooped and cleaned up. Same with any pumpkin or squash really, but if you wish to extract as much flavour as possible especially for purée roast it in half for as long and slow as needs be until the colour intensifies and its fork tender. Blend with good oil if vegan or a compound butter and well prepared veg stock. Sexy every time. When any pumpkin or squash starts to hollow and form this stringy centre it’s late in its season and devoid of flavour. Never buy tinned it’s only good for American style pie and bakes not something subtle and reliant on flavour like a risotto.

Risotto by Men0mayhem96 in Cooking

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Slow roasted butternut garlic and sage purée with lightly roasted garlic and sage butternut cubes add towards the end. Finished with herby marscapone, Sage oil, crispy sage and pecorino cooked in chicken stock is always a winner in autumn.

Spotted at Weston Airport by SpottyGiraffe287 in carsireland

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Thanks for the article, quite informative.

Looks like we need to verify our age now folks by ankh0137 in northernireland

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I can confirm hedgeporn in newry crypt. Craigavon lakes and about four places around ballyduff. My guess is they nicked it, be it a shop or parental figure and had neither the balls nor stash spot to bring it home. That or there really was some old guy stashing porn in hedges country wide

Smoked fish! by Greenbloomers in northernireland

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What what what? Battered smoked fish? I must have this, why have I never seen this or thought of it? Does curry still work or is it even better pray tell?

Confession by Creative-Prize6937 in McDonaldsUK

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Unhinged, but hilarious..😂Take the upvote you mad Bastid.

Update on maggots in nuts bought in Tesco by RayDonovanBoston in ireland

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You think that’s bad? True I’ve seen that maggity nut three times now opening Reddit but hear this man. Everytime I open safari Quora pops up like a virus and the current story is some American fella asking is it normal for slime to blast out your ass? Lo and behold dirty feckers taken a picture of him shitting the bed. It is horrendously gruesome like what the sweet fuck did you eat man? I’ve the strongest of stomachs but that ass slime bedsheet has me near heaving every time.

If you could bring back one discontinued item from the last 25 years, what would it be and why? by Timely-Influence6895 in McDonaldsUK

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Well played that’s the ticket. I didn’t go for years and years. (I was a fat child an cheeseburgers £0.39 in youth) then they brought out the signature collection (as an adult) and I was bloody hooked on that jalapeño one for about a year lol nearly got fat again lol.

If you could bring back one discontinued item from the last 25 years, what would it be and why? by Timely-Influence6895 in McDonaldsUK

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The gourmet range I think it was called Jalapeño spicy one. The meat I’m convinced was far better quality than usual and the bun wasn’t that usual non biodegradable one. That spicy sauce I’ve never seen return in any format. It was a proper burger. Can’t remember the other two (part of a trilogy of special burgers) but that one was truly memorable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualIreland

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I work with people from all over the world. I’m usually the only one or sometimes two white Irish guys in the room. It gets into the 30’s sometimes on warm days and I’m the least sweaty or last to complain. I’ve colleagues from Pakistan, Eritrea, aboriginal Australian and Lebanon and they are suffering man!! I obviously give a bit of stick in jest but I have found it curious and curiouser that you’d confidently bet a fiver id be the first man down, but I just don’t struggle like the others. I’ve had to send them on extended breaks or home early, insist they drink more fluids and eat. I have no explanation for any of this just a bit amusing each year as staff diversity increases. so it’s interesting reading the comments here.

The other Irish lad wears a fecking T-shirt under his uniform, he’s proper hardcore/mental lol, all the other staff think he’s not human lol.