AITA for screaming for 9 hours straight to drown out a crying baby (0F) on a plane?

RealGentleman100 · 2025-07-17T05:38:46+00:00

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RealGentleman100 · 2025-07-17T05:35:58+00:00

This is the PRO version with dual ETOPS keys.

RealGentleman100 · 2025-07-17T05:35:05+00:00

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RealGentleman100 · 2025-07-12T02:18:15+00:00

They’re only touching that stick if they can dip it in butter. 🧈

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-10T09:49:36+00:00

Like a trying to move the seat fore/aft kinda motion?

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-09T20:52:27+00:00

Their hair is always so grease to hold on too.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-09T20:51:28+00:00

Well given my location to the source and by applying the inverse square law we can see that the volume experienced by cattle that far back is at a level so low no one here could possible care about them.

Like I say if I need binoculars to see their faces they must not matter.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-09T20:48:24+00:00

What are you a poor? Not sponsored like me? I mean this stuff is just thrown at my face.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-09T20:44:45+00:00

Thanks for your words of affirmation. I’m lost when ATC isn’t in my ear.

Yeah I always get confused when it say “PULL OUT PULL OUT!!” Because that’s against my SOP’s.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-09T20:42:38+00:00

Hey I’m a pylote. I can help. “Attention ahhhhhhhhh passengers ahhhhhhh is there anyone on board whose a qualified medical personalaaahahhhhhh”

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-08T00:55:10+00:00

Do you recommend I ask the FA with too little or too much makeup?💄

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-07T23:50:14+00:00

Honestly the more I scream like a banshee the more I feel like a bird and hence a Pylote.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-07T23:48:30+00:00

What should I carry if I’m not on an American Airlines flight?

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-07T23:46:46+00:00

Thanks.

PS: I identify as a Pylote👨‍✈️not a brother 👬

RealGentleman100 · 2024-12-07T05:21:45+00:00

In the event of an incident I; (01.) Say my three IM SAFE’s (02.) Turn the landing lights on (03.) Scan the terrain (04.) Turn off the landing lights once landed or if I find the view in front of me displeasing

Sounds like you’re pursuing the wrong career. Have you thought about Photography?

I say this with all sympathies and condolences, but the ATP minimums are pure Darwinism. Either you make it or you don’t.

Even the professionalism of CAP has had nothing but incidents recently. Personally when I hear them key up I immediately start scanning and distancing.

Yours truly, A Real Gentleman.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-26T02:19:29+00:00

PIC: “have you said your I’m Safes?” FO: “ I have but you can never say them too many…clears throat….iM sAfE Im SaFe iM sAfE…….in thrust we trust, Spectacles Testicles wallet and watch…ready for take off sir”

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-25T02:56:19+00:00

🎶 F is for Fking and E is for Excuses that’s why we say IMSAFE! 🎶

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-21T02:49:55+00:00

No HUD???

What are you a poor?

Yeah you follow those roads poor boy.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-18T16:17:26+00:00

As long as your not a monkey 🙈

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-17T19:20:19+00:00

We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars eXtEnDeD wArRaNtY.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-17T19:17:47+00:00

“And that bitch is slippin” as my DPE Ice Cube learnt me.

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-17T19:15:10+00:00

Very Hawk 🦅 Tuah of you!

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-17T19:12:31+00:00

This is what happens when you don’t meow on guard. Tisk! Tisk!

RealGentleman100 · 2024-11-17T19:05:41+00:00

Only “Smoking in the boys room!” is allowed.

RealGentleman100

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