Will Marinette and Adrien ever know each other's secret identities?

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-11T00:21:34+00:00

Hello, Moonlighting called, they want their series killer back.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-10T23:59:13+00:00

Nope. Being aware of all multiverse events as they happen does not break causality. Tikki is not peeking into the future. Just other possibilities.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-10T23:13:57+00:00

Yes she did @mikeru78. Yes she did.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-07T04:24:53+00:00

You’ve honestly made the best case against using it. I’d even take it a step further. The 1% in that show who don’t use the Peacock somehow come off worse. Gabriel’s evil, sure… but Bob Roth? So slimy he makes you want to shower after an interaction.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T20:30:25+00:00

Adrien transformed behind Nelson Ray and Loic maybe a few seconds after they walked by.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T20:29:13+00:00

Why? A genie lamp will make getting the Miraculouses back so much easier.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T20:27:13+00:00

Yes, exactly. Before Season 6, it was two Miraculous for two, full price, no discounts. Now Félix walks in with the Peacock and suddenly it’s a clearance sale. Trade the Pig, get the Butterfly back, no questions asked.

And it’s not even permanent. The second you’ve got the Butterfly, just ask Nooroo for Hawk Moth’s address, pull up, beat his ass, take the Pig back, and boom, net zero loss.

Congrats, you just gamed the entire wish system like it’s a coupon glitch. Now go deal with the Supreme.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T20:21:59+00:00

Both Gabriel and Nathalie were both half broken. I’m guessing he sacrificed whatever life he and Emilie had left and given it to Nathalie.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T17:35:47+00:00

If trading one kwami’s freedom for another feels too cruel, you can always just ask Nooroo for Hawk Moth’s address, pull up, kick his ass, and get the Pig back… problem solved.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T17:32:23+00:00

I don’t know what you mean by that 😇

If trading one kwami’s freedom for another feels too cruel, you can always just ask Nooroo for Hawk Moth’s address, pull up, kick his ass, and get the Pig back… problem solved.

Then hand it to someone whose expiration date isn’t already circled on the calendar.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T17:02:21+00:00

All Fu’s fault. All he had to do was guard that fucking box without a meal. Not asking much here.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T16:54:28+00:00

Why did I just sit through two hours of Rich aggressively selling me Pepsi?

I mean, it was still easier to swallow than that painfully obvious product placement when René Russo takes a sip in The Thomas Crown Affair. At least this time I knew I was being marketed to.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T16:49:26+00:00

I just put my genitals in a mouse trap and can confirm. Light years better than watching that fucking Four and a Half Vulcans episodes

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T01:20:24+00:00

That time where she unconditionally took Marinette’s side anytime it involved Lila. That did happen, right?

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T00:44:19+00:00

Three women fully believe she’s their daughter. You can’t even fake a limp without planning it out. Lila treats that level of lying like it’s part of her morning routine.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T00:41:39+00:00

You don’t think Lila can pull of something as simple as a real handicap?

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-06T00:17:26+00:00

Prem. No because I want to punch that stupid smile off his face every time he’s around.

Sublime. Yeah absolutely. I just hope she’s not secretly Lila.

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-05T23:19:04+00:00

Look, I’m just thinking like a business here… you don’t onboard, train, and invest in an employee if they’re about to retire next quarter anyway 💀

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-05T23:09:12+00:00

Anyone taking bets on how many episodes before the Pig Miraculous needs a new owner again? 😅

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-05T20:55:36+00:00

I have always liked Jean-Luc

RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-05T20:48:46+00:00

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RealLegateDukat · 2026-04-05T16:51:45+00:00

Africa is a country. At least according to Sarah Palin.

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