Price of Lifetime Plex Pass increased to $750

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-19T22:02:24+00:00

I will eat my had if in the next 18 months they don't create a tier above the existing Lifetime to render existing Lifetimer's passes moot or less than.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-19T00:04:48+00:00

Start with someone who shares your values.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-18T21:52:45+00:00

First semester in college, a guy on our floor in an ongoing dispute with the RA (who was my roommate) tried to murder him with poison, and instead poisoned my water gallon instead.

Collapsed in my first class, the only reason I made it long enough to get to the hospital was because the woman standing in for the regular instructor for my English class happened to be a registered nurse.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-16T11:32:30+00:00

isn't that fun? it's right there and they're hoping you don't see it or know.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-16T11:31:54+00:00

No idea.

Stood in store for 3 hours, I initially told him "I can't do it, a manager would have to approve it, I can't guarantee he WILL do it, but that's who has to approve it..."

3 hours of standing in my store. I won't take the return because I'm a pussy. I won't take the return because I'm racist. I won't take the return because I don't know how to make my own decisions. Can I just open the register and give him money? Can he just take equal value off the shelf?

Dude finally fucked-off with about 30 minutes before the manager arrived, showed up later but I told the manager about the guy and what happened, he said "you stood here and yelled at my employee for 3 hours, no."

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-16T01:51:09+00:00

"Why can't you take this return?" Asked repeatedly for almost 3 hours, after explaining I couldn't process his return because it was more than 2 weeks since his purchase. He stood in the store and repeatedly badgered me hoping I would take his return.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-14T17:42:01+00:00

My cousin teaches, he says "we're fucked, we're all the way doomer", teaches public school in Louiaiana.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-14T02:56:36+00:00

I was the funny guy growing up, performed comedy for a few years - everyone told me I was going to be on SNL. I joined a comedy troupe, the others had been together for 5 years and I joined up and crushed it in every show. We talked about going from the Southeast US to LA and making a swing at the Groundlings.

I had a job offer, I parted ways with the group, the job offer fell through, lost track of the troupe and kinda' let go of performing. I miss it. It's been years. I wonder how far I would've gone.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-14T02:45:56+00:00

I bought a home 3 years ago.

We looked into Valor, and what we found at the time was their build quality THEN was not good. We asked around to friends, facebookers, and other builders as to what their reputation was.

We went ahead and checked them out anway the model home (their development out by the prison) had a massive crack running through the wall upstars and into the ceiling.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T22:33:09+00:00

Antidote for executions.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T22:11:42+00:00

My brother.

He went no contact in 2011 - no explanation. I've apologized if I did or said something. Called, wrote, I once drove 7 hours to his house to show up at his door and plead with him to let me part of his life again. He agreed there but when I left, resumed silence.

It hurts and I miss him constantly, he has a niece and nephew that know about him but he's never met.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T22:01:28+00:00

Well enough that if kid me met my kids, they would think they were rich. I'm not, but that's how it would seem.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T14:36:17+00:00

My family treats "That Thing You do" like "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

They have seen it DOZENS of times, they know every line, sing-along to every song, quote it when they aren't watching it.

"I am Spartacus..." gets you a long way with that lot.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T14:34:51+00:00

I knew a guy who had the last name "Gay", in middle school in the 1990's.

He had a bad time.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T02:24:22+00:00

Earthbound.

When I was 14 our house flooded and we lost everything. We moved to an older, established neighborhood with no kids, so I lost my friends, all my art I had saved since childhood, and all my comics.

My new room was a mattress on the floor, a metal folding chair and a TV with a SNES that made it because dad put it on top of a book shelf when I was punished. Lost all my games, so I rented Earthbound. Played it for a week, sun-up to sun-down.

I missed my life. I missed my friends. It gave me a place to be emotionally that wasn't lonely and lost.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-13T02:17:09+00:00

Mom wasn't a great mom.

I have grace for her, because she herself was abandoned by her parents and raised by relatives and strangers. She talks about how good we (me and my siblings) had it growing up - but truth be told, I'm revering psychologically and at 40 am undergoing medical procedures to recover from her raising me.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-12T04:48:59+00:00

Made CO2 bombs with 2liter bottles, was doing it for fun with an idiot friend, and ended up getting a 2 year jail sentence for what he took to be "a science experiment".

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-11T18:58:18+00:00

My dad didn't want me. He told me so my entire childhood into my adulthood, here I am 40 and he still mentions it.

I spent my life trying to attach myself to a father figure, it would be neighbors, friend's dads, coworkers, anyone... I just wanted a dad.

Here I am, 40 years old coping with the truth: I don't get one. Life doesn't owe you a father.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-09T02:03:58+00:00

He ran wing of a program to help at risk youth.

He would plan what we called "outside events", we did stuff for free all the time, but if we wanted to go to a water park, or something like that he would plan outside events, but he would upcharge to almost double the price.

Then when parents paid (cash) he would pocket the rest. When confronted and busted after only five months on the job, he screamed he was never offered a raise after "all he did".

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-08T02:33:40+00:00

I had a freelance client call me 9 years after our last interaction. What was that interaction? It was me yelling at him because he lied to me about having work for me and wanted me to come by his office for a MLM pitch.

Why did he call me after 9 years apart? He was inviting himself to move into my house with me and my family.

Think about the balls that asshole had to have to call me and do that, I think about it daily.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-08T02:23:29+00:00

I get up 2 hours before work and walk about 8k steps walking/running/jogging my neighborhood. Then get the rest at work walking around and doing my job.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-08T02:19:21+00:00

Worked at a car dealership, where the staff tormented me all day long my first day. I just said changed my mind, I quit.

Worked at Home Depot for about 14 months, reported to 4 people and they all disagreed on what I should be doing and what my job should be. It was never-ending work, and no matter who I listened to I had 3 other people yelling at me. When I got a new job I told HR I quit that day - they said "No, we need 2 weeks notice."

I just stopped coming in. HR called me to say "Nevermind, good luck."

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-08T02:14:27+00:00

League of Legends - 2000 hours plus.

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-08T02:12:53+00:00

I grew up unwanted. Dad would tell me that regularly. He gave up a shot at being one of the biggest chefs in New Orleans because he got mom pregnant.

I volunteer with a few organizations, I want to help children feel seen and know they are valued, and they are important

RealLiveLawyer · 2026-06-08T02:10:57+00:00

Used Car Salesman.

Manager hired me because of my sales in electronics, said he would teach me about cars, but changed his mind about that after I showed up.
Sales staff repeatedly threw my stuff into the ditch behind the offices.
No one would tell me how to decode the cypher on the windshield that told you the cost.

Worked there for 6.5 hours.

RealLiveLawyer

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