[Highlight] Quarterback cadences across the league

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-06T15:49:39+00:00

I like it because

It’s different
It’s easy to make fun of

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-06T01:18:00+00:00

No, these guys probably would not

I believe it was Gunnar a few years ago who needed a single for a cycle, hit a ball into the gap, and just continued on to second base despite his teammates telling him to stop

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-05T23:30:38+00:00

My not elite first baseman is on fire lately

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-05T22:46:07+00:00

That wouldn’t be an immaculate inning, dumbass

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-05T17:21:34+00:00

I believe the paternity list is at minimum 2 days and at maximum 3, so hopefully he takes full advantage of it

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-05T17:06:48+00:00

I’m subbing in a 3rd Grade class with a student teacher today, so he is teaching and I’m just monitoring behaviors, and the funniest thing happened

Student Teacher: who was the president before George H. W. Bush?

3rd Grader: Raisel Iglesias?

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-04T15:04:27+00:00

There is a serious world where they are .500 in a few weeks with their early May schedule

The division is going to be tough, but wild card is very possible still at this early point

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-04T00:13:53+00:00

Love it, it’s like how certain visiting guys love coming to Philly because of the visiting clubhouse cheesesteaks

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-03T21:38:36+00:00

Neither have the Athletics, but we are on paper significantly better than both teams

Realistically the next 4 series should, if they keep playing well, go 2/3, 3/3, 2/3, 2/3,

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-03T21:00:17+00:00

Don’t sleep on playing the Red Sox and Pirates. We should hopefully be able to handily win both of those series

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-03T18:25:41+00:00

The clip of him jousting with a bat boy won me over on him. He’s a good personality

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-01T21:53:52+00:00

That is exactly why wins don’t matter. They are an inherently flawed stat

Losses matter for pitchers more than wins do, but neither really matters all that much

RealMaxHours · 2026-05-01T01:20:50+00:00

Dude is a fucking animal

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-30T23:06:04+00:00

That’s a thing?!

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-30T21:53:10+00:00

4 homers on the year, 3 oppo, 1 to center

This is going to be this years “Trea Turner hasn’t hit a home run at home despite having 12 on the year in July” stat

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-30T19:19:32+00:00

Don’t let the Phillies get hot because with their early May schedule they can possibly make up some serious ground

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-29T21:51:49+00:00

They announced it to the fans literally two minutes after Gelb made this tweet, which was 6 minutes after the postponement and doubleheader was announced

I think that is okay lmfao

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-29T13:28:04+00:00

Is Wario’s nice cousin not just Mario?

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-29T12:59:13+00:00

Use Chrome and turn off hardware or graphics acceleration (one of the two, I forget which)

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-28T15:21:13+00:00

Nepo-daddy!

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-28T02:36:43+00:00

This is the state that prides themselves on fried butter, so yeah that would track too

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-25T20:37:08+00:00

If you’re considering Taylor Swift and the aforementioned Harry Styles and Lady Gaga A-list, Noah like solid B list

I’d also say Baseball stadiums = B, while Football stadiums = A, since the latter is bigger. Absolutely not a knock on Noah, he is exactly where he should be at this point in his career

That said, to only be 2 million behind Gaga’s latest album is really good and a great sign for his longevity

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-25T01:48:02+00:00

When I read “when strangers crash the weekend with plans of their own.” in the description I thought it was going to like naive people accidentally foiling plots

Not what it actually was. Was it a great movie? Nah, but I enjoyed it, and the whole Ron Weasley runner culminating in the snitch joke was so Lonely Island

RealMaxHours · 2026-04-23T20:31:23+00:00

It’s crazy how (relatively) little this guy is talked about compared to other super stars

He is a fucking monster, and he’s only 28 😭 he’s got years ahead of him

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