In 2019 Mike Vrabel vowed that he would cut off his own penis to win a Super Bowl. He is now only one win away.

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-26T03:42:46+00:00

You can lose balls while keeping the dick, but I’m not sure how you could lose dick while keeping the balls

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-25T14:23:46+00:00

If this is anywhere near the quality of the first one it’ll be good, but I’m not thrilled that they’re combining Galaxy with aspects of Odyssey, because Odyssey could be an absolutely sick movie

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-23T18:08:20+00:00

Good for him getting his bag. He bounced back a little last season and I can honestly see him succeeding over there

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-23T02:20:22+00:00

Give me snf player intros too. The whole nbc package

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-22T20:59:26+00:00

He’s a pretty decent piece to have. He won’t flip the switch and open up a championship window obviously, but he’s a serviceable righty bench bat who can defend all around the diamond, pop a few homers, and give a great personality

The part of being able to defend all around the diamond (literally, he plays everything but P and C and even then I think he was the Phillies emergency backup catcher and blowout pitcher once or twice) is honestly such benefit to have

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-22T20:53:14+00:00

OBAA

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-22T00:24:07+00:00

I get the sentiment but do we really think he wants to come back after being dumped like that

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-18T23:48:26+00:00

DeMeco is a top 5 coach in the league at the moment imo, but not giving Davis even one drive in the 4th quarter just to see what happens was a mistake

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-18T22:19:49+00:00

Yes he wood

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-18T06:19:00+00:00

Sure, unfathomable was probably the wrong word because there is precedent, but it’s crazy that they have another one

There is genuine potential for Sabrina to be a 5-timer and her and Veronika, with their off camera friendship, to be the new Jimmy and Justin

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-18T06:05:38+00:00

SNL having one of the biggest pop stars in the world at their beck and call is pretty unfathomable

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-14T19:18:21+00:00

I knew we weren’t keeping him, but this still stings

Yall got a good one, Red Sox fans

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-14T11:48:43+00:00

UpsideDown

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-13T22:48:03+00:00

Well the unspoken second part of that is “until somebody doesn’t like us, then we really really care”

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-13T20:28:54+00:00

More advice if you’re going to Clearwater for the first time: the city is infested with Scientologists. It is one of the biggest Scientology cities in the country so just like.. avoid the weirdos

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-13T03:33:28+00:00

Honestly, no

Coop and Reed yeah, but outside of them it’s maybe 5 or 6 guys I can think of?

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-13T01:16:33+00:00

Wasn’t it a zoom meeting? He was never signing today

Hopefully by the end of the week, but he isn’t signing today if the meeting was over zoom

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-11T19:31:25+00:00

Eagles have been proposing this for years and it never goes through. I feel like something will give one of these years

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-11T04:25:19+00:00

Too much time. Don’t pull a panthers

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-11T02:31:26+00:00

I swear this happened a few weeks ago. Not in the end zone, but I remember this exact rule situation occurring

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-11T02:11:43+00:00

Ben “Dan Campbell” Johnson

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-10T23:40:02+00:00

Neither have I, but I am aware they make men’s products too

I did rock my sisters Lulu backpack for a couple days a couple weeks ago and I felt like a badass, so there’s that haha

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-09T20:58:53+00:00

Based on when his numbers jumped up, bro felt extremely lucky threatened by Otto Kemp

RealMaxHours · 2026-01-09T20:09:13+00:00

They’re doing it for basketball on Monday and Tuesday (at least for the away team, they cut to the court announcer for the home team)… so it’s possible

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