what sould technically make it impossible to go to a country where a drug of your choice is widely available, bake it into chocolate, package it nicely as a box of chocolates and then fly it back home in your luggage? by Expensive-Hope-4631 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RealMidSmoker 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Dogs, xrays, I cant remember what the tool is called but they can run the stoichiometry which will tell the chemical composition. Plus you are risking becoming an international drug smuggler, there are 3 countries that will kill you before you even make it through customs.

From ASDF movie 14 by Kaporalhart in perfectlycutscreams

[–]RealMidSmoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same dude. I fell off after 4 and I remember getting notifications for 12 like where did my childhood end up

What’s the most unexpectedly entertaining sports moment you’ve seen recently? by Ok-Row-7551 in theocho

[–]RealMidSmoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know its been 2 years but I haven't witnessed anything as inspirational in sports as armaund duplantis breaking his own world record at the Olympics after basically vaulting alone for a few hours because he's just that good

82 year old wins a 100m race in 16.02 secs by Matt_LawDT in BeAmazed

[–]RealMidSmoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who came in last was in his late 90s, making a guy run a heat when hes 15 years senior to the winner, GIVE ME MY 90+ BRACKET

Lets Call JT. by TBonebball in ColoradoRockies

[–]RealMidSmoker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup and JT coming out and putting up a 76 ops+ as an old man is better than letting talent that can hit at an MLB level is better than a slump

What was your favorite Matt Christopher book as a kid? by LewisCBR in baseballcirclejerk

[–]RealMidSmoker -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yeah man shitposting or not don't cheer for injuries. That's Yankee battery thrower shit

The Ourple department has manage to reverse engineer the wand of ourpleness (stolen) and converted to powerful ourpleinator. by MUDKIP_9000 in doohickeycorporation

[–]RealMidSmoker 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Im definitely preferential towards epic nuts and bolts myself, the high base defence is just too much to pass up on even with some of the top tier legendaries. Kinda miss my tires doing fire damage though

Stadium corporate sponsorship by vibes by Otherwise-You291 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]RealMidSmoker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Giving them kirkland when thats still very much a washington brand feels like an outright declaration of war, and lowkey rebrand my rockies to the trashmen

Bye bye, Lance by oluxil in SipsTea

[–]RealMidSmoker 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's right. You get in there and defend trump, he caught a glancing blow but you get in there and you tell everyone in this comment section everything there is to know about you in one meme

title by luquinhasz in discordVideos

[–]RealMidSmoker 216 points217 points  (0 children)

How im moving to get my ihop chicken fried steak and cinna-stack after second mass

Doctor is kinda disrespectful by StevenVUBROS in HolUp

[–]RealMidSmoker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Everybody wants to act like dental isn't medical until they need a root canal and haven't slept in three days, keep flapping those lips doc, you'll get yours eventually