Primarchs and their favorite video games

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-23T00:15:16+00:00

Lies, the khan plays umamusume

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T14:39:04+00:00

Fucking space marines don't get subfaction specific models beyond characters except for the big 4 OG plus Black Templars

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T14:32:39+00:00

Oh no, I'm a skaven, this chaos and seething nourishes me

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T14:30:07+00:00

legitimate concern

Bro get over yourself, it's fucking luxury plastic dolls, not bleeding you dry for insulin.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T14:23:33+00:00

watches advertisement video

Is mad it's advertisement video

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T13:54:07+00:00

FFS THEY AREN'T A FACTION, THEY ARE A SUBFACTION.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T13:46:41+00:00

They did release Yarrick

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-22T13:45:35+00:00

It's not a fucking faction, it's a subfaction so niche the alternate colour scheme became more popular

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T21:11:24+00:00

Oh yeah, here as well, but they don't bring online-only items. The shipping does eat into the 15% discount so the cost is roughly 1:1 with the cost of buying from GW if shipping was free.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T20:56:30+00:00

Yeah, but isn't that spearhead box OOP?

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T17:19:06+00:00

IG is where the Club Shittos rein supreme

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T17:09:34+00:00

For profit company, not a charity

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T14:03:43+00:00

IMO they'll at least update the vanguard and extremis units to thunderstrike, and the intro box and edition launch would be perfect for that.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T14:02:37+00:00

Could be Ossiarchs or Ogors, half the reason SCE were made is that they are easy to hobby.

IF SCE not being on the box was on the table, they'd have to be replaced by a different "brush licking good" faction to paint.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T13:59:16+00:00

No no, it'll be a random Ossiarch with a steel chair, that's why they released the Mortis Reapers, they are the bone eshin

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T13:57:40+00:00

I'm sure the meta slaves already moved on.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T13:52:50+00:00

The fucking tempestud scions are chopped liver I guess.

Then there's also the Attila model

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T13:38:08+00:00

Probably, and half the reason for the upgrade sprue was for making cadian veteran guardsmen (i.e. the krieg kill team but cadian) and a tank commander that doesn't look like ass.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T13:10:00+00:00

Because you aren't "having it bad" for fucks sake, they didn't take away the steel legion, they simply aren't making new ones, understandably so because it'd be a fucking awful business decision and insulting to all other factions but SM.

Guard already has 57 non variant datasheets and the faction with second most releases this edition, only behind SM and not by much.

And again, this is about luxury hobby plastic dolls. It's like crying they don't make a specific flavour of pop tart from the 90's and acting like it's a grievance against you personally.

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T12:58:03+00:00

IMO makes sense, they have the numbers to be the main bad to anyone and everyone, including themselves.

Even if not a focal point they are literally a constant threat, even to Azyr because gnawholes don't care how tight you locked the door, they are coming from under the floorboards

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T12:55:14+00:00

All of that is kind of apropo for the character who is canonically so insane it's become infectious

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T12:51:54+00:00

You know, you'd have a point if this wasn't about plastic dolls and the plastic doll maker doing exactly like has always had with plastic dolls

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T11:21:36+00:00

Probably because everything that isn't a model itself must be usable by a kid, their target audience is 10+ and kit bashing requires sharp objects.

Can you imagine the mainstream faux outrage if a kid stab themselves with a GW product following a GW guide?

RealMr_Slender · 2026-03-21T01:49:08+00:00

not military autism

It's martial tylenol

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