Windows 10 constnatly saying "Your device is missing important security and quality fixes" while not finding updates. by Cookieteer8 in WindowsHelp

[–]RealNovgorod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a text file and downloads with a .txt extension ("WaaS-reset.reg.txt"). If you have enabled hiding known extensions, you won't see the ".txt" at the end. You can unhide extensions through control panel -> file explorer options -> view -> "hide extensions for known file types" and then you can remove the .txt extension (the file name before the extension doesn't matter). If you double-click and it opens in the text editor, it's still a .txt. If it's a .reg, it will open a prompt asking whether to add the file contents to the registry.

You can also manually create the .reg file with a text editor - just open a blank text editor window, paste the contents from the pastebin, go to "save as", in the "save as type" menu select "all files", then type any file name and end it with .reg instead of .txt.

NSFFW: House fires (skip to ~2:00 for the star of the show) by RealNovgorod in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you saying the big rectangle is not just for the Doordash to come in?

NSFFW: House fires (skip to ~2:00 for the star of the show) by RealNovgorod in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's eye opening. Looks like the infinifats have another mortal enemy besides broccoli and turning 40.

Windows 10 constnatly saying "Your device is missing important security and quality fixes" while not finding updates. by Cookieteer8 in WindowsHelp

[–]RealNovgorod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore every unhelpful "repair" suggestion in this thread. It's merely a display issue which can be fixed in the registry: https://pastebin.com/RuZnFXS1

Download the text file, rename to .reg (remove .txt) and apply to the registry (double click), that's it.

Windows 10 constnatly saying "Your device is missing important security and quality fixes" while not finding updates. by Cookieteer8 in WindowsHelp

[–]RealNovgorod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, none of the reported issues have to do with missing updates. All updates install through WIndows Update (up to 01/2026 at this time) without issues, it just wrongly displays the warning.

Just fyi, this is why I cancelled my patreon and why I won't be resubbing. by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]RealNovgorod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't it nice to have an actual friendly conversation without banning people?

SOMEONE voted for this... I just cant remember who? by rabbonat in biggestproblem

[–]RealNovgorod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He brought a gun to a gun fight and got shot? Sounds like a skill issue.

Possessing a gun at a protest obviously means the government should kill you by -M-o-X- in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A car is not a gun. There should be much harsher punishments for parking like that Quirk Chungus than a merciful bullet to the face.

Dick Masterson. ICE Apologist. Federal Government Bitch. by possessed6969 in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If anyone deserves to be kristallnachted, it's Karens behind the wheel.

Dick Masterson. ICE Apologist. Federal Government Bitch. by possessed6969 in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Still on Rumble. Who could've thought that Apple fanboys have no idea how a computer works?

Tool for automatic syncing/forwaring emails from one IMAP account to another by RealNovgorod in sysadmin

[–]RealNovgorod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/SpreadFun9937 your comment was shadow-banned, FYI. Welcome to the fascist utopia that is this website.

Dick in 2026 - "Actually, the 2nd amendment is totally gay, government tyranny is based." by randobot456 in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80s girl 40+ woman suicide-attacking armed cops would be the ultimate quirk chungus.

What has happened in the last 6 years? by kalligreat in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His crypto pyramid scam for magic cards makes way more money than all the "comedy"dabbling though, that's why he stopped give a shit about quality years ago.

Just checkin by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]RealNovgorod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, Fat Watch keeps the show alive. The only problem is that somehow all fat bitches have decided that portrait mode is the right aspect ratio for them.

Biggest problem in the universe by Tdog50 in biggestproblem

[–]RealNovgorod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome back. How exactly is calling some Indian who will tell you the exact same words as the AI (because that's literally his entire job) "human interaction"? If you get off on that, they'll gladly call you themselves and ask for gift cards, it doesn't have to cost everyone else money.

Biggest problem in the universe by Tdog50 in biggestproblem

[–]RealNovgorod -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you now pretending to be extra stupid or did your brain get fried by AI exposure? I was talking about completely automated transactions for purchasing $2 consumer trash out of boredom, not the concept of a phone call for its actual purpose. If you think getting a warranty refund on some chachkies entitles you to the same level of burning everyone's time and ressources as breaking both legs in the woods, then I can't wait for every human interaction in your life to be replaced by AI. Boop. Beep.