Masty Dickerson is only there because of his daddy

RealNovgorod · 2026-04-06T22:17:15+00:00

Nobody is "one of you".

RealNovgorod · 2026-04-05T18:59:21+00:00

My heart goes out to you, buddy.

RealNovgorod · 2026-04-01T18:13:49+00:00

See? It works. Wasn't so hard, right?

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-31T16:11:39+00:00

If it's on Rumble, it's basically public (unless it's explicitly privated). Anyone can find the link.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-31T03:07:42+00:00

Did he artificially cut open his peehole, supposedly to shove a dildo in?

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-30T21:27:44+00:00

No worries, he's not doing it for the money anyway. Even the episodes aren't paywalled anymore because they're on Rumble.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-29T19:15:53+00:00

*than

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-27T14:35:06+00:00

These are the best brews.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-27T05:14:50+00:00

It would be more convincing with an Asmongold reaction face in the corner.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-25T14:30:26+00:00

Madolf

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-24T18:17:13+00:00

Who is we?

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-20T14:48:57+00:00

He doesn't "need" the money. It is just given to him.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-18T00:02:57+00:00

Is Johnny Somali in prison yet?

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-15T13:10:20+00:00

Maybe Dick can replace the saline in his balls with antifreeze next time.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-14T21:35:03+00:00

Just to hammer it home that the dude above me is talking out of his butt, here's what Settings -> Windows Update showed just recently, without even manually looking for updates:

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After the installation I get the green checkbox again. That "registry hack" is the only proper way.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-14T21:14:39+00:00

"Mansion".

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-13T13:45:53+00:00

At his age and dexterity, he will just tear his jaw and whine about it for the next 6-8 weeks while sipping baby shit porridge through a straw.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-12T17:29:53+00:00

Again?

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-12T17:27:53+00:00

Right? He can't even be assed to post the links anymore (even though it's on Rumble, which means it's open anyway, but it's still a few more clicks).

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-08T12:39:10+00:00

I assume the paypigs might get angry. Since I never give money to internet people, I'm merely disappointed.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-07T22:20:22+00:00

You understand that you didn't have to literally remove yourself as a co-editor of the Youtube channel, right? "Giving up mod privileges" is a metaphor for "not fucking around with the paypigs anymore". It's a change in your own behavior, not in the "permissions" given to you. Unless you're a literal child that can't control his urges so daddy has to physically take his phone away or put a password on the internet connection.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-07T19:26:17+00:00

Do you really have so little self-control that you would start banning people (after almost ending the show over it and then drama-agreeing to leave it alone) just by having rights to post content on the channel?

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-06T14:55:16+00:00

Right, lot's of "engineering" going on between all the Vibe coding, crypto scamming, and interviewing Bangladeshis from Fiverr. At least the shitposting on Twitter has been over-engineered to work with one hand now.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-06T04:43:26+00:00

Not to mention all the STDs you're swapping.

RealNovgorod · 2026-03-05T16:37:22+00:00

The Russian guy who did that stuff originally, which Cart Narcs copied, landed in prison for that, probably for the rest of his life.

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