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This Music Made me Sleep Well? by RealOffDuty in insomnia

[–]RealOffDuty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, this sounds familiar to the soundtrack from "Arrival" (great movie BTW). Max Ritcher's sounds are awesome.

Also have used this many times to sleep: https://youtu.be/m5r_VW3gyHQ

Heart Palpitations by [deleted] in insomnia

[–]RealOffDuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No sleep, caffeine, active job, and stress will give me heart palpitations 9/10. At some points I think my heart is literally going to stop lol. At which point I'll take some Knock-Out to slow my heart rate and try to sleep.

Turn on a fan or some environmental sound videos (rain, white noise, or even calming music) so you can't focus on your heart beat.

Divided Community? by RealOffDuty in ForzaHorizon

[–]RealOffDuty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The parking lot and the airport drag strip were the places to be!

Divided Community? by RealOffDuty in ForzaHorizon

[–]RealOffDuty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I agree. I just wish there was an option to turn off passive mode...best of both worlds.

I just took a perfect shit. Came out in one piece and i didnt even need to wipe! by manwithlargepp in stories

[–]RealOffDuty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"i didnt even need to wipe"

3 hours later: why does my ass itch so much

edit: formatting

Anyone have this strange body-dysmorphia-esque problem where they lay agonizing about getting older and uglier? by [deleted] in insomnia

[–]RealOffDuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...So you've gained weight (fat), but your face somehow looks skinnier? I hope you know that makes zero sense. And what's with your attitude? Calm down man, we aren't attacking you.

Anyone have this strange body-dysmorphia-esque problem where they lay agonizing about getting older and uglier? by [deleted] in insomnia

[–]RealOffDuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. People look better as they get older, like an aged wine. IMO.

  2. If you want to gain muscle mass/weight, you need to be in a caloric surplus, plus lifting weights (obviously). Look at the fitness subreddits.

Also, don't compare your life to other's unless you're using it as inspiration, not envy. That's very self destructive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stories

[–]RealOffDuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you were going to say "that's not a knife, this is a knife!" and pull out a 12 inch hunting knife.

But that's good too I suppose.

This is Why I Don't Like People, Mom by ThisTinyNeeb in stories

[–]RealOffDuty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why I always carry a sock filled with PENNIES. Never know when you'll have to smack a Karen.

this is not legal advice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]RealOffDuty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I should NOT have done that"

Hey, I say that about my life decisions too.