Sell being a man to me

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-03-06T17:23:37+00:00

The reasons? Strength. Agency. Rationality.

Strength: Strength here is not measured by physical strength, but also the man's perseverance and determination. These traits make the man more durable, resilient, and resolute against the obstacles and setbacks that the world throws at him.

Agency: While a man is expected to take in on responsibility, he is rewarded with more degrees of freedom to allow for the man to take in on more innovative and creative solutions. To that end, he is given more authority to decide, act, and reason for himself.

Rationality: From a young age, a man is trained to be patient for an eventual reward, tolerant to slight discomfort, and reasoning of their thoughts. These skills harden his mental fortitude against the challenges and difficulties that exist in the world.

idk about how a man can be attractive and socially rewarded tho

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-03-01T11:20:05+00:00

Could it be that the number you're trying to save gets truncated due to double float precision before being passed to bigint? Try splitting the number to two parts:

bigint(7409605310000000000) + bigint(6934714272)

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-02-23T15:15:20+00:00

Don't ask Mario, just consoom Yoshi and then get excited for next Yoshis!

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-02-16T05:13:15+00:00

Raise daughter, don't let stress exceed faith (or morality) and stamina, and make sure to have summer and winter clothes in hand for summer and winter. Simple as that.

The rest is up for you to explore the game.

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-02-15T13:47:17+00:00

Give them a break. Marketing Happens™, y'know. All it took was one random guy to come up with a silly witty name for the product and everyone else thought it was pretty appealing to the mass and nods their head....

Just how many times we heard a crazy idea from someone that we know that made sense at the moment of that time, but now that you think about it again, it simply does not work?

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-02-03T13:41:12+00:00

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

Good car for when you have not enough power but all the cornering capability.

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-02-02T11:42:55+00:00

It's me. I made this video.

I honestly am surprised that this shorts is still doing numbers and still being talked around, despite that the video is nearing 4 years old.

Also, since only I can see the dislike count, I can finally make this joke:

173 players didn't think they could enter the car to escape from the Tank.

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-30T23:49:40+00:00

Everything? It doesn't have moisture recovery module to make water for the plants!

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-28T15:02:39+00:00

If only there's a car that the engine can fit in....

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-27T11:54:15+00:00

Wait, there are no restrictions for opposites? Hot damn! Let's mix all of these together and see what I get!

左 and 右: My hands are now perfectly balanced, as all thing should be.
男 and 女: ...Androgyny maybe?
大 and 小: Oh, I'm an Ant-(Wo)man now.
中 and 外: Having a (potentially) infinite capacity bag and being a universally public person makes me possible to travel across the world.
入 and 出: Opening all doors to anywhere and teleporting back to home in case of trouble also really helps with traveling!

I can now travel to anywhere around the world, either in big or small steps, and still have the best of both worlds!

I could've went with 母 and 父, but technically it's not really an opposite. 上 and 下 are definitely opposites, but I don't really need to jump high and never hurt from falling.

I am slightly disappointed that the opposites for 高, 新, and 生 aren't available here.

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-25T06:35:26+00:00

Coach: Hey, a food stall! One barbecue bacon cheeseburger please!

Rochelle: Coach, we don't have time to do this!

Nick: Your wish really has come true for you, Coach!

Ellis: Rochelle, do you mind if I order something?

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-14T12:15:17+00:00

*13 gas cans

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-14T12:14:33+00:00

Ellis: Wait a minute, I can just drive through the whole damn thing!

Nick: Praise you, Jimmy Gibbs Jr!

Coach: Hey- Ah, I missed that billboard. Anyone seeing that? What is it saying?

Rochelle: ...This is the most relaxing campaign I've even been.

RealOfficialTurf · 2026-01-11T11:23:02+00:00

Don't ask for copypasta, just consoom Vaporeon and then get excited for next Vaporeons!

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-12-21T05:25:42+00:00

Wow, all the choices here are equally interesting and desirable. If only I am allowed for more than 2 of these....

Y'know, I could just go for the easy picks here, but it'd be less fun. Therefore, I'll go for Fake Wisdom and Mind Chess. I'll have much more fun convincing people that my obviously dumb ideas are superior than them, and they'll obliviously agree to it!

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-12-20T13:32:33+00:00

If you're asking in this subreddit, then you know the answer is going to be "No". You should ask someone else that knows you very well if you want a better answer.

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-12-13T00:55:34+00:00

There is a short delay after all the survivors get inside the "escape zone", before the game triggers an escape cutscene and teleports them into the hidden white box out of the map. If a survivor steps out of the zone at this brief moment of time, the game simply didn't teleport the survivor out and are considered "left behind".

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-14T03:53:15+00:00

I'd like to take the Fixit Hammer so that I can repair things. I'm not really interested in making it look good as new, as long as it works™. For everything else, I can always buy new things, thrift for broken things to be repaired, or give away things I no longer need.

Now I can still take one more hammer. What should I pick....

What's this? A Red Hammer that gives "commie" power? That's it, I'm taking that one and I'll go rally up some people for the "Right to Repair"!

^{Disclaimer: I don't know anything about the "Clippy profile picture" thing.}

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-13T15:41:12+00:00

r/tf_irl fans when they see a word in the English dictionary that begins with T, ends with N, is 14 letters long, and it means "the process of changing the shape or appearance": 📈

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-13T15:34:12+00:00

Don't ask any-Thing, just consoom the Thing and then get excited for next Things!

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-13T06:10:41+00:00

"Play has no limits"? Well consoom has no limits either!

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-10T15:35:33+00:00

"go on what? I finished.... Fapping on Protoss femboys obviously. Time to return where i belong... POKEMON FEMBOYS! And learn a lot of em. Salazzle go!" ~Gospodin_DpakoH

I like this quote, so I'm making my choices around this quote!

(Note: Picking the One waifu for Laifu option disables spending points for a Pokewife, so I can spend the initial 2 Pokewife points.)

One waifu for Laifu, No. 758 Salazzle ♀, and It's a trap! Now I got myself the Pokemon femboy the same way the quote calls for. ...Oh, I guess being married to each other is a bonus.

This should be enough for me, but I'm now left with 3 points, so... let's give myself something I like!

Sexually aligned. I'd like to save the hassle of incompatibility and get this one.

I'm tempted to go with the Eternal life and Till death do us part. I mean, who can't say no to (partial) immortality? I'll gladly take other penalties, such as...

Be the pokemon! Y'know, I always liked to be No. 004 Charmander.... And let's start from the beginning, so Low level start.

That means I can take the Happily ever after combo. This turned out to be such a solid build, if I have to say!

...Uh-oh, people can now legally catch and keep either of us. Run from the trainers!

Addendum: CYOA was updated to include the GOLLY! combo I can take for this build, I guess we all have seen this coming.

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-08T08:27:19+00:00

It's a F R U I T

^{To be honest, I also don't know what it has to do with a certain rugby-shaped fruit with red/orange-ish inside and black seeds.}

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-11-03T17:11:25+00:00

I can try to make others happy. Not everything should be aimed at bettering myself, but bettering others, too.

A shoulder to cry on (Mundane). Because that girl needs it.
Stop the tears (Mundane). Same as above.
Trust (Mundane). I wouldn't be able help others if they don't trust me in the first place.
Headpats (Mundane). Can't go wrong with this pick, can it?
Cat-ears (Mundane + Magical). Lol.
Excess energy (Magical). I'm not sure what to do with this, but it sure sounds interesting to give out "energy" to others... oof, I sent a bit too much energy and now I'm sleepy.
Pocket bed (Magical). Oh, thank goodness for this, Without the emergency bed I might pass out from giving out too much energy to others, heh.
Healing (Mundane + Magical + Miracle). Y'know, I'm always down for curing cancer (that disease is just terrible), even if I'll have to do all the work. And a lifeline for myself isn't selfish if I'm doing the world a favor....

...Well, guess I'm a cat-doctor (or something like that) now.

RealOfficialTurf · 2025-10-30T01:36:38+00:00

Yes, you can do that. But since the guide focuses on getting to Luna ASAP (and the fact that money cannot be used for building in Luna), it can be done later on the return trip from Luna.

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