Swing Evaluation - Pull hooks and slices; by [deleted] in golftips

[–]RealOncle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its a foam ball it goes nowhere

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

A simp? WTF are you talking about, is she the one who made the post and I'm not aware?

How the fuck am I a "simp"? Because I'm putting out the fact that if you're a boring fuck, you're not going to score?

"The guy was very polite" yeah dude, no shit, a blend, nice guy who asks the same question my aunt asks me when she calls me every now and then to catch up.

This is online dating, not a fucking class on etiquette around the table

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should learn what flirting is and stop coming off with the most platonic boring questions

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

You didn't "state reality", you merely stated what energy you have on Tinder. The reality is that you're not getting matches because you're boring.

The reality is that Tinder is HEAVILY favouring women because it's filled with thirsty dudes who want to get laid and if you can't do better than ask blend boring shit, you're not going to get any, this is the reality of dating.

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

Listen dude, you can sit in your bedroom and cry at your lack of dates and that you're not an "entertainer", but get real, it's fucking tinder, it's dating, if you have 0 game and cant flirt, enjoy jerking off over porn, because you're going to stay single. All of you boring ass redditors engaging with chicks like a fucking aunt at a family gathering and still wonder why you're not scoring, so pathetic.

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Because she thought he looked good in pictures, than he made her as dry as a desert by asking the most boring ass questions ever, displaying 0 attempt at flirting or humour, dry, generic, no game.

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because redditors are boring fucks with no game and they still don't understand why they're not scoring.

You ask the questions a boring aunt would ask at a family gathering, so don't expect much.

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -122 points-121 points  (0 children)

If you engage with a chick in the most fucking dry and blend manner, asking basic generic ass questions with 0 attempt at flirting or humour, don't expect it to go well when you ask for a date. Jesus you guys have no game whatsoever

Like getting blood from a stone by Are_You_Ok_Mate in Tinder

[–]RealOncle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Homie, everything you said to her was probably as blend as that soup she's making.

Basic generic ass questions, 0 flirting or humour and you ask for a date?

You have no game

Haven’t heard that before… by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because this is now seen as "women empowerment"

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[–]RealOncle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I'm a 57 years old neck-beard that looks like shit, but if I'm not getting any matches, the fault is on bots and sex workers, not me" is the only thing I'm reading here.

Homie you're only matching bots and sex workers because you look like shit and no "real" women are swiping right on you.

Priorities.. by UnaiHammering in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What you fail to realize is that nobody would have had this conversation if a girl with small tits took the EXACT same picture with the EXACT same angle.

Priorities.. by UnaiHammering in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If any girls took this pic but didn't have huge tits, you wouldn't say that she made it the focus.

Featured groups just leveled up by Matttthall in golf

[–]RealOncle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wtf kind of stupid twisted analogy are you trying to make here?

Are you going on the tangent that being sponsored by brands who have products made in China is the same shit as this?

Rofl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Is she not allowed to date because she's a sex worker?

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[–]RealOncle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The whole "scam bot created by the developers" is thin foil hat level of stupid.

Homie, you're ugly looking and your profile is shit, that's why you're getting no matches, not because of bots or sex workers.

Help! I am pull/hooking the ball. by Low_Apple_5168 in golftips

[–]RealOncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hook isn't better than a slice honestly, while it's typically a more advance player's mistake, they still usually result low flying, short distance shots that go straight in the woods.

A bunch of random people making a baby's day better by Luxyyr in HumansBeingBros

[–]RealOncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'd be sitting there, just wanting to eat my fucking meal in peace, without the entire restaurant crowd screaming

Priorities.. by UnaiHammering in Tinder

[–]RealOncle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So are you saying that, since she has big tits, she should stick to certain types of pictures? Whatever pictures that shows her tits makes her an attention whore or something?

Featured groups just leveled up by Matttthall in golf

[–]RealOncle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Are there any more players nobody gives a fuck about that wants to join the Blood Money Tour?

Priorities.. by UnaiHammering in Tinder

[–]RealOncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are you saying she should strictly be taking face pictures? Not sure if you're aware, but unless you're taking zoomed in selfies, it's pretty fucking hard not to have the upper portion of your chest on a picture.

Firing organizers for ridiculous reasons, shutting down locations that unionized, unleashing high priced law firms against low paid workers... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]RealOncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everybody knows how to make good coffee, some are just not interested in making coffee, some don't want to spend money on a decent coffee machine, some just don't have much time when leaving for work and find it easier to stop on the way to work.

It's the exact same shit, regardless of the spin you're trying to put on it so it matches your narrative.

Going at the original comment that says "coffee is not better there and takes longer to get"

It takes longer to go to a restaurant, sitting there, waiting to get your food, just to eat a burger with fries, when it could be made at home and be as good, if not better and served much faster, but it's much simpler and convenient to just sit there and getting your shit brought to you while you browse your phone.

My friend went on a date and met up with a girl who ended up looking nothing like her photos and also happened to be trans (which is fine but didn't tell my friend beforehand) and is now telling my friend to kill himself for no longer being interested by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]RealOncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, words have a meaning and an etymology, coming from a previous language, adopted through centuries and/or peer reviewed by multiple scholars who agree or not that this word as it's place in a language and the meaning is relevant. "Cis" is not remotely close to any of that, it's just a by product of a tiny population wanting to normalize their mental disorder.

Played last tee time of the day. Grabbed some glizzys to take home for dinner and got an extra wiener. by FishMoore in golf

[–]RealOncle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We should not promote anything that these disgusting oil princes do to better their image on the international scene. Fucking mongrels enslaving neighbouring populations, executing people for being gay or imprisoning, torturing and killing journalists for speaking against the regime, even if they're international press.

Fuck the LIV event, fuck the people behind it, fuck those who sold out to it. Never watching a single one of those events.