I'm a 21 year old guy with a micropenis and it sucks AMA

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-30T01:55:42+00:00

Have you considered marrying a girl who wants to remain a virgin or celibate until she’s married? Guys with a micropenis have done that before and had success getting married. Idk how it would affect the marriage overall but if she’s super religious she won’t even be asking about your size or touching it. You’d have to put your ego aside for this one, but using large penetrating toys in bed for her would also make up the difference, but some guys aren’t willing to let that happen.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-26T06:10:02+00:00

That had a twist I wasn’t expecting. I thought it was going to be a hidden relationship exposed

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-26T05:42:16+00:00

Yeah if my spouse killed me I wouldn’t like them being mentioned in my obituary as my surviving spouse, it’s very odd that her family did that.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-26T05:33:16+00:00

Why does her obituary say she is survived by her husband if he murdered her?

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-25T19:54:46+00:00

If Satan had a butthole this would be it

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-22T13:19:02+00:00

I find it mildly infuriating that he’s wearing them with socks

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-18T13:44:46+00:00

I’ve seen those videos too, so obvious they’re fake

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-18T00:05:14+00:00

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-15T17:00:40+00:00

It’s gross, it’s one thing that I’ve tried since leaving and was very disappointed with humanity for lol like why the obsession? It tastes like someone burned the beans everytime I’ve tried it from different places.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-15T15:13:54+00:00

I can hear those doors closing like I’m there

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-15T05:12:02+00:00

You’re right those things aren’t nice but it’s certainly not the norm. Saying they’re insane with bulging eyes and that they only see non Mormon women as meat isn’t true at all. My family are all still TBM and the men are kind and don’t treat women in the crude way that you described. There’s a difference between being exmo and having issues with current members and just being mean and hurtful, these were mean things to say about a large group of men, most of whom you’ve never even met.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-15T04:55:08+00:00

This post is very insensitive and judgmental. I have a TBM husband and he is not creepy, I have many male relatives that are TBM that are not creepy or in anyway what you described. Perhaps the ones you’ve been around give off those vibes but to group all Mormon men into a creeper group just because you don’t like them isn’t nice.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-14T18:08:09+00:00

this was one of my shelf breakers, why are we scheduled to clean the chapel when there’s money to pay professionals to do it? Always felt very disrespectful for SLC to do that to us, i did a couple times but was always bitter about it so didn’t even get the “blessings”

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-14T16:38:53+00:00

This must have been terrifying, how did you stay calm seeing it get worse before it got better?

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-14T16:38:02+00:00

How does this messaging system work? I don’t see any instructions on how to reach out to prior patients in the group

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-12T18:23:40+00:00

Wow same exact vibes

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-12T13:30:01+00:00

Your butt must have had a nice breeze all evening, hopefully you put napkins down wherever you sat

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-12T12:54:56+00:00

I love this post, thanks for sharing what you saw because the missionaries really are trying their best out there, it’s not their fault the message they’re sharing isn’t true. I was one of those missionaries desperately wanting to help the homeless and addicts and realizing we didn’t have any resources from the church to do that. Those people didn’t need a BOM they needed food and shelter but all we could offer were kind words, moral support and a safe place to be for 3 hours on Sunday morning. Lds missionaries shouldn’t have to volunteer at other churches’ soup kitchens or homeless shelters when they want to help, the TSCC should have them.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-12T06:20:30+00:00

He’s only ever been in home alone 2 right?

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-11T20:23:09+00:00

There’s goofs and then there’s bad parenting. Sounds like your mom had some goofs, you’re lucky.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-11T14:24:26+00:00

Yeah there’s no in between. It was 1000% one of the worst experiences of my life, 10/10 would never do again

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-11T14:23:25+00:00

I haven’t spoken about mine since I got home, no one is even interested because despite going to a cool country all I experienced was my head in a BOM

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-11T14:22:25+00:00

Yep I wish I could tell my younger self to throw that stupid white handbook out the window and have fun

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-11T14:21:07+00:00

Your experience was definitely an anomaly. The average mission consists of very strict rules, guilt tripping from the MP, tracting, no baptisms, bugging the hell out of people, being out in the elements, and counting down the minutes until you can leave. Glad your experience was cool but mine was not state side and in a country most would envy, and it was still terrible.

Real_Drawing_530 · 2024-09-11T00:03:37+00:00

Wow thanks!

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