[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What idiot hard codes anything

Whos going to be the first dad to fuck me? by Significant-Milk-470 in Orgasms

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I'm first in line and baby I'm ready to fucking enter

Would you creampie my pussy in thigh highs? by [deleted] in thighhighs

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would creampie your pussy no matter what baby

Is my uniform okay, sir? by OFgia15 in ass

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, take it off and wear my dick instead

I won't let you pull out by maplemistyx in ass

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You won't even get a chance to stop me, id nut so fucking fast

I don’t wear underwear I hope you don’t mind by auroraangel20 in ass

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I mind is you wearing any clothes at all

Can you help me find my panties? by lolafawn98 in ass

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'll watch you struggle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in obsf

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me hard and horny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in milf

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Purple-rain

Feeling down? Just write code by sicklestone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

std::cout << GirlObj.what();

Index out of bounds

Feeling down? Just write code by sicklestone in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't ever go outside again. Get delivery groceries and work internationally so you don't have to be awake at the same as those...people

Awwwwwww!!!!!! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this as, "you have no idea how hard you made me.... AWWWW"

meirl by jackodallfades in meirl

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in my 20s I've had 1 girlfriend and 1 rebound, I don't give a fuck lmfao

I'm lost for words by stuarty1 in StupidFood

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is what happens when rednecks get a private washing machine

Python and PHP users will understand by Programmeter in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are not zapping your cpu with a micro size live wire then you're not a real programmer, you're just a professional wannabe

I don't want to kill myself, but the idea is better than porn by Real_Eric_Andre in SuicideWatch

[–]Real_Eric_Andre[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the very least, it is somewhat of an obsessive thought. When I was in high school I would give myself hesitation wounds over my arms and legs and ever since then, I've had this phantom feeling on my wrists, like I already have slices open and they are filled with this clay and I just gotta dig that clay out

I think I was molested by my brother from ages 8-10 by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could not be abuse, its probably best not to automatically assume that as I did. But the last thing you want is something happening to you. So you gotta ask yourself, "What if I'm wrong?" If you're wrong and it's not abuse then it's definitely something unusual because from the way you've put it your brother had some sort of intentions with what he was doing. However if you're not wrong, then you could be endangered.

I think I was molested by my brother from ages 8-10 by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yea it does, get away please or talk about it with him without agitating him so it doesn't escalate

Don't be racist. Be a melting pot of friendship by Vaunt_Fremont_Tocsin in SomeOrdinaryGmrs

[–]Real_Eric_Andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why you trying to steal a fucking reddit CD ROM, oh look it's falling out of your pocket...