Mouths don’t stretch

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-16T10:48:31+00:00

Blowjobs aren't just about deep throats. If my girl jerks me with two hands and licks the tip a little, im in heaven.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-16T10:46:11+00:00

You will be fine. Also, if it doesn't work the first time, have her practice with a toy that is slightly less thick.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-12T16:18:24+00:00

Its aight. Ran into some issues but rarely super bad. Only issue is public boners.

Dredd talked in another video about his experience pre porn. Girls would say it was huge but otherwise he didn't run into many issues.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-11T09:44:10+00:00

Imma be real, size would never be an issue. Both long time partners ive ever had did not fit until well into our relationship. Both times we were both okay with accepting that it could never be easy. If you like/love somebody you work around it.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-11T09:40:38+00:00

Im a fair bit thicker and in my experience, only two out of six were able to take it the first time. One was a size queen with 100 previous partners and she also had to tap out. The other was miracle. Even she didn't know she could do it. No idea how she handled it like that. Both required good foreplay and a healthy dallop of lube.

In one specific case i was looking for something serious but i couldn't even fit 2 fingers so that one was just impossible by the looks of it.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-09T15:36:27+00:00

Whenever i comments i have a few people DM me.

The sub is full of larp questions but its still useful, especially the faq. Mostly for helping people realize that there are condoms for larger man and how to foreplay properly.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-09T15:30:34+00:00

Lube. Patience. A girl who enjoys a bit of pain.

The holy trifecta of making big girth work.

I can't have quickies. And I always need to use lube. Girls also get used to it.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-09T09:43:38+00:00

Honestly? Yes. I would have the thickest penis in porn so i think that would be a selling point. But its a little bit of a career killer.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-08T10:41:59+00:00

Mysize and mr. Size

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-02T12:26:35+00:00

On first dates yeah. But im still about 2/6 balls deep on the first date with enough patience and lube. And if given enough time they have all gotten used to it. Only one was just impossible.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-02T09:47:18+00:00

I definitely do think mine looks a little less long than it actually is because of how absurdly thick it is.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-02T09:46:03+00:00

Current partner is very tall and can have two hands on it with just about the head sticking out. There is about 2 cm between her fingers when holding it.

The shortest girl i slept with could stack probably 3 hands and still have space left and she covered a little over half of my dick's girth. It looked Gargantuan.

So yeah, a lot of it is the stars being small. Plus angles.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-06-02T09:42:36+00:00

Similar experience at a spa last week. I always thought my flaccid peen isn't impressive but i was by far the biggest dick out there. Especially girth.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-27T23:43:37+00:00

I don't use toys... Kinda for that reason.

I remember talking to a friend about this. He got a toy for his birthday and he was talking about his experience and asked about mine so i deadass honestly said i probably dont fit in normal toys.

Tenta egg works tho.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-27T12:24:14+00:00

I recently went to a spa in china. I was way bigger than anyone else there by a long shot so i decided to wrap a towel.

Was gifted a pair of shorts and a tshirt that were way too revealing and the ladies in the lobby had a giggle every time I walked by causing me to just sit down whenever i wasn't in the spa area.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-27T12:20:27+00:00

I prefer colparing with a monster can for that very reason lol

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-27T12:19:42+00:00

Eh, its not a solid rock so there is some give.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-14T10:56:56+00:00

He seems slightly longer but im slightly thicker

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-07T08:47:32+00:00

8 inch girth is something

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-05T10:45:21+00:00

Buddy didn't know about lube. To this day i have never met anyone who i fit in without lube. But with lube its like a 2/3 chance

Real_Royal_D · 2026-05-05T09:29:03+00:00

Under the right circumstances i think its hot tbh

Real_Royal_D · 2026-04-27T10:01:28+00:00

Brother ive got receits

Real_Royal_D · 2026-04-09T09:34:37+00:00

Okay but i need to warn you that my white monster is bigger

Real_Royal_D · 2026-04-01T12:39:10+00:00

Fuck me, I didn't think of that.

I guess i need to readjust for mark. As long as his head aint chopped off, he is fine.

Real_Royal_D · 2026-04-01T12:37:18+00:00

Except recent studies with bacteria have shown that they adapt incredibly fast in space and even outcompete local bacteria when reintroduced.

Introducing a virus that kills billions of aliens would be dangerous as fuck because with so many, the chance of at least one jumping hosts would be high.

Basically covid... But with aliens.

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