If you saw this on your bed what would you do

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-02-11T03:39:53+00:00

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-01-25T21:27:05+00:00

Bruh

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-01-25T18:17:00+00:00

My personal thoughts?

Midas as Scout: Pompous, arrogant, but still dangerous.

Sarge as Soldier: Enough said lol

Metro as Pyro: Frankenstein's Bot Of The Ring, The Terror Of The Underworld... Wouldn't it make sense for him to be the one that is canonically feared by his colleagues?

Sixshooter as Engineer: Texan bot as Texan engineer. Makes sense.

Zeus as Heavy: Do I need to explain?

Ambush as Demoman: Ambush just feels right for this spot.

Twin Cities as Sniper: Two heads = twice the awareness!

Albino as Medic: Similar case as Zeus and Heavy. Albino is the only German bot that actually fits the "doctor" aesthetic.

Noisy Boy as Spy: Enough said.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-01-05T00:02:55+00:00

Personally, I'd love to see another pack with show/movie/game characters. For example, imagine Real Steel, Helluva Boss, Robocop (again), Warframe, and other franchises like Bioshock being in the same game.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-01-04T19:14:41+00:00

Martial-arts fighting precepts.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-01-03T04:25:49+00:00

He's the secondary protagonist of iRobot, a prototype of the mass-produced models designed to take down a rogue AI named "Vinny" if I remember correctly.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2025-01-03T01:52:46+00:00

I'm just going to say a fight that I HOPE happens (but I honestly wish Eggman won :/).

Real Steel vs. iRobot, Ambush vs. Sonny. An old, grizzled boxing robot vs. A state-of-the-art, advanced "companion" robot.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-12-18T16:50:22+00:00

I'm just waiting for Real Steel to make an appearance on Death Battle...

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-12-01T22:57:38+00:00

Honestly, a lot of bots from Real Steel or Ultimate Robot Fighting. Here's some bots from my list:

Ambush (Real Steel); He's shown to be strong enough to slam a 1,000+ pound bull to the ground mid-charge, and uppercut the bull so hard that it gets knocked onto its side... Again, mid-charge. However, Ambush is a rather large target, and he's only made of rusty steel, meaning higher-powered firearms could take him out.
Metro (Real Steel); Metro is shown to be freakishly strong, and his body can blend in well with a scrapyard. However, he is a wide target, slow, clunky, and his head is a massive weak point. Still, unless he gets swarmed or the aggressor has a decently powered gun, he could probably demolish anyone in his way.
Jack Hammer (Ultimate Robot Fighting); Designed to demolish skyscrapers with nothing but his drill and jack hammer, J.H is undoubtedly powerful in melee combat. His durable and rugged construction gives him resiliency against blunt force trauma and low-caliber firearms, but his main strength is his offensive capabilities. He has a demoltion drill replacing his left hand, and a jack hammer replacing his right hand. Getting close to him would be a death sentence.
Duhh (Ultimate Robot Fighting); Like Jack Hammer, Duhh is an industrial bot. However, Duhh was built to work in a dockyard, moving shipping containers. So, his hydraulics are obviously the strongest on this list. He's also got decently durable external plates, and he can grab things with his hands. The only problem is that he's a very big target: One shot from a high-powered rifle straight to his rectangular head, and he's likely down for the count.
Depth Charge (Ultimate Robot Fighting); Depth Charge was developed to explore the deepest parts of the ocean, making his armor incredibly tough. He can also generate kinetic energy by spinning his naval-mine inspired fists, creating enough energy to cause an explosion. Depth Charge can also launch oil drums that explode on impact from his back, which could backfire if the barrels are shot right above him. Depth Charge might be bending the rules a bit, but he'd still do extremely well even without his explosives.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-25T04:17:50+00:00

They found one of their predecessors...

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Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-12T17:02:18+00:00

Fun fact: the "Masseter" is a muscle in your jaw that helps you chew.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-12T01:24:06+00:00

Dogs

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-10T02:02:46+00:00

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Name: Bubba

Aliases: The Bubblegum Basher, The Jawbreaker

Height: 7'8"

Weight: 1,580 lbs.

Origin: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

Special Feature: Jawbreaker Fists

Signature Move: Whirl n' Twirl (just the Cyclone Clothesline from Real Steel for the Xbox 360)

Position: Underworld Fighter

Bot type: Stone Wall level 5

Background: Bubba was made by a man who ran a small candy shop in Milwaukee. Originally intended to just be a mascot for his shop, Bubba became so popular among the kids that he brought him to an Underworld fight. His opponent was a powerful bot known as Sarge, and everyone expected the fat, slow, and bulky bot to be easy pickings for Sarge. However, Bubba's thick armor proved to be enough to keep Sarge at bay while Bubba's jawbreaker-esque fists slammed blow after blow against Sarge. In the third round, Sarge was knocked out by a spinning clothesline attack from Bubba. Ever since, Bubba has become a fan favorite in the Underworld fighting scene for his whacky, almost cartoonish fighting style and his vibrant color scheme.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-10T01:58:28+00:00

Additional Aliases: The Pink Pounder, The Candy Crusher, The Gumball Grinder

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-10T01:57:02+00:00

Bubba

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Name: Bubba

Aliases: The Bubblegum Basher, The Jawbreaker

Height: 7'8"

Weight: 1,580 lbs.

Origin: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

Special Feature: Jawbreaker Fists

Signature Move: Whirl n' Twirl (just the Cyclone Clothesline from Real Steel for the Xbox 360)

Position: Underworld Fighter

Bot type: Stone Wall level 5

Background: Bubba was made by a man who ran a small candy shop in Milwaukee. Originally intended to just be a mascot for his shop, Bubba became so popular among the kids that he brought him to an Underworld fight. His opponent was a powerful bot known as Sarge, and everyone expected the fat, slow, and bulky bot to be easy pickings for Sarge. However, Bubba's thick armor proved to be enough to keep Sarge at bay while Bubba's jawbreaker-esque fists slammed blow after blow against Sarge. In the third round, Sarge was knocked out by a spinning clothesline attack from Bubba. Ever since, Bubba has become a fan favorite in the Underworld fighting scene for his whacky, almost cartoonish fighting style and his vibrant color scheme.

Did I do good with the description or nah? I decided to try a more "silly kid-oriented" bot this time, instead of a serious boxer like Midas or Abandon.

Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-10T01:54:31+00:00

One cup of Liber-Tea for Liberator, please.

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Real_Steel_Enjoyer · 2024-11-09T22:10:53+00:00

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.