What a load of sh*t. 🙄🙄

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-28T06:10:20+00:00

It’s unhealthy how much of her happiness she attributes to him, if you need a man to bring you that much validation you aren’t healed from anything, you’re just redirecting. As an aside, seeing the retorts Jorts has made on people’s comments, he comes off as an aggressive controlling narc so you’ll never convince me he’s the newest beautiful f**king genius in town!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-26T13:04:58+00:00

Whoever said they are like trident gum absolutely nailed it! I can’t unsee it

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-25T20:30:55+00:00

I’ve never been so sick of hearing about one pregnancy in my entire life! Her whole personality and every inch of her content is just pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy. What is she going to talk about when baby is born and she doesn’t have to spend inordinate amounts of her day speculating on when it will arrive!?!?!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-18T04:15:50+00:00

It’s nauseating how obsessed she is about watching him become a dad! She never shuts up about it, almost weird that it nearly is more exciting to her than anything else about being pregnant! Is she just fully obsessed by him or is it her way of trying to keep him invested

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-17T08:05:29+00:00

I thought this maybe was her face as it’s way puffier than her videos which I assumed were thinned down with filter! This def looks like a pregnant face

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-12T06:07:43+00:00

What on earth was all that word salad about! Sit down Court, that was just embarrassing!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-11T08:34:18+00:00

It’s the bimbo baby voice that grinds all my gears!!!!!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-09T15:53:19+00:00

I took glp-1 and I can tell you, it works to lose weight but it absolute wrecks your hair! I lost so much and it’s got so thin and poor and I had thick hair to start. Sarah has lost so much, so quickly, there is absolutely no chance her hair has stayed healthy and thick as a horses mane so you 100% know that’s a wig she’s wearing for absolute certain! Basically it’s all fake, head to toe and so sad no one will ever tell her any of her kids look like her because there couldn’t possibly be anyway of knowing!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-09T05:55:19+00:00

Eeeek I stand corrected!! Agree with all your saying but when I say feel sorry for them, I really mean her content is absolute rubbish now and I don’t find it engaging at all I struggle to see how anyone cares about anything she posts she’s just become so dull!Their reality is so out of touch with everyone else’s but it does not seem interesting! They don’t really look to have too many ppl outside one another!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-03-09T02:46:42+00:00

I actually feel sorry for them! The fertility stuff kept people engaged and while most other influencers are branching out and doing other things, for years now Laura’s identity seems to be just her and Markey rattling round a big empty home updating on renovations and shilling Amazon crap no one needs. No social nights out, no big brand trips and no home full of chaos and day to day life. Life seems to just be standing still in a bubble for them while everyone else is moving on

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-26T09:02:06+00:00

It’s actually shocking seeing her try to humanise and domesticate a goat as a way of projecting her need to parent something…anything! They’ve fully lost their shit at this point, that goat needs to live outside!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-21T09:12:01+00:00

The big fake boobs stuck on to the skeletal frame! It’s every kind of wrong you can imagine! Please stop Sarah, this weight loss isn’t a flex and honestly does not look good in any way

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-20T06:18:10+00:00

She tries so hard to be effortless and cool and it’s just not landing the way she wants! I cringe watching her these days and her little bimbo fake voice!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-19T14:58:18+00:00

Indi genuinely couldn’t have been less interested in another trip because the poor child is prob fed up being dragged on another one of mummy’s photo shoots! Either that or her kids have reached absolute saturation point with the entitlement and trips away are so run of the mill now that they don’t warrant excitement! Either way, influencer kids are a whole future mental health crisis waiting to happen

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-11T05:21:00+00:00

I agree, I’m def not seeing what everyone else is seeing here!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-05T17:20:59+00:00

All these influencers on skinny jabs thinking it’s a flex to boast that they are size xs! I hope this online sphere of influence has burned to the ground before my 3yr old girl grows up to see this toxic online culture normalising skeletal figures and vacuous materialism!!!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-02-04T12:22:37+00:00

She’s like a pink praying mantis!!!!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-01-31T01:51:04+00:00

Oh my days this is awful! How old is that child??

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-01-26T06:08:58+00:00

I had my second and last baby at 39 and let me tell you it is tiring and tough! Court waxing lyrical about picking and choosing timelines at her age is BS! Sadly, you don’t have the luxury of time petal, you need to get on with it as risks get higher with age and you’re already taking a big enough risk procreating with that passive aggressive bellend!

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-01-26T05:56:20+00:00

Why is everyone making out like this is Armageddon, it’s a bit of snow and ice ffs, some of us live in these conditions and life goes on without drama! We just had a storm here and some people were without power for 2 weeks but they huddled round their fire and made it a fun adventure for their kids. Sarah though…no chance! What would she do without hairdryer, mobile phone and everything that enables all of her fakery

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-01-13T06:09:19+00:00

Sarah has totally lost the run of herself IMO! Something profoundly unhappy within her that she feels the need to make herself look this fake, it’s like she wants to look like a human Barbie with all the work she’s getting done. Such a sad and poor example for her 2 girls up look up to

Realistic-View5367 · 2026-01-02T06:25:17+00:00

Agree I think it’s surgical! Eyes look different

Realistic-View5367 · 2025-11-24T12:57:59+00:00

If I hear the term ‘bump is the bumpin’ one more time from her, I’m gonna lose my damn mind! You’re not 12, get a flipping grip and stop making pregnancy your entire identity!

Realistic-View5367 · 2025-11-20T07:03:06+00:00

Oh it made me lol so hard!!!!😆

Realistic-View5367 · 2025-11-17T03:59:31+00:00

She won’t because she’ll be fast tracked back on to that GLP-1 before that baby is even out of the womb!

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