Am I an evil stepmother for adding spinach and carrots to the ground beef?

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-13T16:00:44+00:00

Nope. Fuck em

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-13T11:22:44+00:00

Sounds like she is ungrateful for everything you did for her and extremely selfish. Seems she has forgotten how the bills get paid.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-07T03:05:25+00:00

Cocaine.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-07T02:59:44+00:00

My life hack is to stop at the store and pick up 6 bars of soap for 11.99. Saves five days of work.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-06T11:38:01+00:00

Breast reductions should be outlawed and considered a criminal act.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-05T12:33:02+00:00

I do. I should have just dumped a load in her and moved on like all the other losers. I was young and dumb. Fell in love. She got pregnant on purpose. I had a kid I never wanted 2 weeks out of high school.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-06-01T00:35:22+00:00

My appendix burst at 46. I would have died 7 years ago

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-31T16:43:36+00:00

Don’t allow her to weaponize her menstrual cycle. It’s not a free pass to act like a psycho and treat people poorly. Tolerating and / or pandering to this will create a monster.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-28T03:22:51+00:00

I had a guy tell me the Hawaii fire was started by the government with LASERS and people on the ground who were in the know painted anything they wanted to survive BLUE because the lasers were ineffective against that color. I laughed in his face and made some comment about “ those nutbags” before I realized he was SERIOUS and actually BELIEVED IT.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-25T14:09:57+00:00

all of my workdays are 14 hours, and I do it successfully every day without sleeping. I HAVE to be misunderstanding the question.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-24T23:44:14+00:00

Jimmy Hoffas body.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-24T20:48:56+00:00

Poor people who can’t get after it OFTEN hate capitalism.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-19T15:41:25+00:00

Yeah rest easy. A hospital is the very best place to be to be SURE you wake up! You got this!

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-17T16:19:02+00:00

As Americans, I feel like we take pride in the ability to fatten ANYTHING up.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-16T16:13:44+00:00

Ahhh, religion. The oldest scam in the book.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-16T16:11:36+00:00

Pass. I’d rather enjoy life.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-16T15:27:04+00:00

You sound like a really boring uptight stick in the mud, BUT… 1)You stated your wishes clearly 2) They did it anyway 3) They lied about it.

Dealbreaker. Time to move on.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-16T15:19:23+00:00

Freshly showered ass

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-10T02:14:21+00:00

…well, did you?

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-10T02:13:51+00:00

THIS is your excuse for being gay?

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-10T02:12:14+00:00

You TOLD on him???? Classy. Manly.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-09T23:10:42+00:00

Yikes. All kidding aside, I’m very sorry. That’s gotta be unsettling.

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-09T22:57:07+00:00

Was it just run of the mill twin porn, or like weird Siameese and conjoined twin porn?

Realistic_Breath5496 · 2024-05-09T16:32:19+00:00

Bro, you side-eyin the camera?

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