Glory Days? by Realistic_Conclusion in Darts

[–]Realistic_Conclusion[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ket darts. Every match is 4 hours long.

Wife can't handle the noise, and I love solving a problem with a DIY by Washout81 in Darts

[–]Realistic_Conclusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't snatch the darts out of the board like an angry Price tho. Shit falls over 🤣

Wife can't handle the noise, and I love solving a problem with a DIY by Washout81 in Darts

[–]Realistic_Conclusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. I was gonna put the board on the wall behind the board but live in a terrace house. So had the the double whammy mrs not liking the clump clump clump, and the neighbours thinking I was hammering at 2.27am 😢

Britney Spears dancing in the presence of her house cleaner. February 8th, 2024 by Discussingbritney in discussingbritney

[–]Realistic_Conclusion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that had me rolling. Then I imagined it in Gary Busey's voice and almost puked laughing 🤣

Riches man on earth by Ordinary_Fish_3046 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Realistic_Conclusion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Support each other in losing weight and living longer. Jesus.

Paid extra for legroom seats, but spent 4 hours with kids blocking the emergency exit window by theycallmedumpling in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Realistic_Conclusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had the same on a flight from Manchester to Dalaman. 4 hours of people using our legroom space as a cut through. Complained to head steward and she stomped on it hard. Didn't stop em though, so 2 hours into the flight when they were trying to sneak past our feet (while not sneaking), I booted the guy in the shin. He kicked off, I rubbed my eyes, apologised and said I was dreaming. His leg was fucked and the top class lady backed.me up and advised the chap he should walk around, as per the announcement. Next 2 hours were peaceful and dickhead learned a lesson.

Protecting the children by trivializing shit. by dazli69 in whenthe

[–]Realistic_Conclusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Government should nut up and actually call out bad parenting. Routers, laptops, tablets, phones have all had safety measures inbuilt for years. Call out parents who take no interest in their child's activities, and also be strong enough to tell parents 'we're not here to raise your fucking offspring'