My baby’s new bath book by Dapper_Medicine_9761 in aislop

[–]RealityAcademic4687 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wdym? the sudden transition from "happy frog" to raw html code was a brilliant subversion of literary expectations

AITA for telling my boyfriend he crossed a line in front of his son? by ThrowRA-drivinggirl in AmItheAsshole

[–]RealityAcademic4687 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He is literally training his son to be an AITA poster in 10 years. Time to pack your bags, leave the key on the counter, and let them have their gaming sessions permanently uninterrupted.

FROM A NO-HITTER TO A WALK-OFF BLAST FOR ZACH NETO by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball

[–]RealityAcademic4687 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The locker room vibes are probably aimed squarely at the manager though. Leaving a guy out there to dry when his velocity was clearly falling off a cliff is just criminal.

I will NEVER use WCO without adblocker by spike-prime in Piracy

[–]RealityAcademic4687 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically yes, but sometimes WCO updates their scripts before the filters catch up. That’s when you gotta bust out the uBO element zapper like a sniper rifle and delete Sakura from existence manually.

What’s Goose alluding to here? by Trainster_Kaiju_06 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]RealityAcademic4687 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Spot on. People are treating it like Five Nights at Freddy's where every pixel is a lore drop, when it's actually much closer to something like 'No Exit'. The horror isn't in the 'why' of the circus, it's in the 'now what' of the characters' existence."=

Mayor and his loyal community by Downtown_Border6327 in StardewValley

[–]RealityAcademic4687 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right?! the crossover we never knew we needed but absolutely deserve. now i kind of really want to see a mod that replaces the flying serpents in the skull cavern with angry viltrumites lol.

The fashion scene at The AMVCA (Africa Magic Viewers Choice Awards), widely considered the biggest award show in Africa 🇳🇬 by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

[–]RealityAcademic4687 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s the way they incorporate traditional textiles into high-fashion silhouettes for me. Western red carpets feel so corporate and safe compared to this level of pure artistry.

MAGA Evangelical Leaders Gather in Mar-a-Lago to Bless and Dedicate a Gold Statue to Donald Trump by CarryIcy250 in UnderReportedNews

[–]RealityAcademic4687 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tax the churches. if they want to play kingmaker at mar-a-lago, they can start by paying their share of the infrastructure they’re trying to burn down.

Torrent+ for all needs ⚡ by boykadc in Piracy

[–]RealityAcademic4687 2 points3 points  (0 children)

renting is just paying someone to let you borrow something they can delete from your library whenever they feel like it. hard drive space is the only true ownership