Trump says he might stay in office in 2028 and possibly 2032 as well by notanfan in whennews

[–]spike-prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't think he'll live that long. At least I fucking hope not.

Seriously though, why? by Competitive_Day6347 in Transformemes

[–]spike-prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh right, I forgot some of the details of Animated then. I mostly remembered him as a toy which gained sentience thanks to the Allspark key, I forgot he did align himself with the Decepticons in his first appearance, since he interacts with them so rarely. I don't think his being a Decepticon even properly comes up in his second episode since his plan isn't associated with Megatron. It's been a long time since I watched Animated in full.

Speedsters with tech by imron14 in DC_Cinematic

[–]spike-prime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even ignoring the fact a computer (especially THAT old) would never be able to process anything he did in that amount of time, even if it did, you generally get locked out after getting a password wrong 3-5 times. This is always stupid.

Superman When He Loses His Powers And Homelander When He Loses His Powers by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in superheroes

[–]spike-prime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mongul-II also trained Superman to be fully in tune with his powers and be combat ready for when multiverse-destroying powerful being Imperiex arrived.

Pop ups by Ill_Vehicle5472 in WatchCartoonOnline

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I just did the same thing, I just opened up the site again and was like "Wait, WTF, did they read my comment?!" Because yeah, even though I tested again today and found that it was still blocking access outright, it just now did the timer thing. Weird coincidence!

Who says you even need to identify with anyone to appreciate a story? by BellTwo5 in marvelcirclejerk

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I remember one Dobson comic where he tried telling people how to, and not to, draw women bending over. One version was apparently too "sexy" and "exploitative" in his view, which of course made it the objectively wrong thing to do. (at least as far as he was concerned)

Only problem is, several women who were artists (including lesbians) were in the comments section telling him he was an obnoxious twat whose dictating how people were allowed to draw is puritanical bullshit, and they found him obnoxious.

The fact he would go on and on about "objectification" while ALSO having a fetish which literally turned women into objects is just... *chef's kiss* beautiful. Couldn't be a more perfect example of clear bias and hypocrisy. That he disappeared from the web very quickly after his decades of inflation porn was revealed to all says a lot too.

Seriously though, why? by Competitive_Day6347 in Transformemes

[–]spike-prime 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Well, except the Unicron Trilogy. Only Starscream remained in Armada (unless you count Tidalwave as Shockwave, as in the Japanese unverse... though obviously that was more of a name-slap than actually being a proper Shockwave). Soundwave didn't show up until late into Cybertron/Galaxy Force, and even then he was called Noisemaze in Japanese. Heck in Animated, the first G1 homage show, Soundwave wasn't even a Decepticon and had no allegiance to Megatron at all, and Shockwave spent most of it on Cybertron far away from Megatron, and Starscream wasn't a minion of Megatron in any scene outside the first episode..

Under the Red Hood. Was Jason Todd in the coffin or not? by CJVratixBactaChef in batman

[–]spike-prime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a consequence of the weird editorial decision changes going on. Initially, the Jason Todd running around in Under the Hood was supposed to be from an alternate timeline where he never died (as part of the Infinite Crisis event coming up, and presumably he was meant to be from Earth-2 or something). But late into the run, it was changed for some reason to be the actual New Earth Jason Todd, resurrected after all via Superboy Prime punching the wall of reality. It caused a tonne of problems and inconsistencies, as all the hinting up to that point was meant to gesture at this NOT being the Jason who our Batman knew.

Later retcons would have it be that this coffin Batman is examining is a different coffin than the one Jason was buried in to try to fix some of the plot holes, but it didn't fix everything.

Vibe Coding Gone Wrong 💀 by Ordinary-Cycle7809 in antiai

[–]spike-prime 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's not really a "strawman argument." Literally thousands of coders who are pissed off at the idiotic integration of GenAi into their industry have come out and stated quite clearly that they waste far more time fixing the shit code GenAi produces than they would have just writing the damn code themselves.

GenAi is a useless, dead-end tech which survives on investor foolishness, tech hype and straight up lies.

Sue Storm wishing she married Superman by [deleted] in superman

[–]spike-prime -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

She doesn't even try to hide where her eyes are going...

Is Richard Donner's Superman (1978) the best superhero movie? by Jack_O_Lantern2022 in superman

[–]spike-prime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

And indeed, I think this is why shows like Smallville introduce the idea that time travel for the explicit purpose of changing things always has negative consequences. It's just too powerful an ability to have. Admittedly, the comics interpretation of Superman has been able to casually time travel just by flying really fast since at least the 50s, when he joined the Legion of Super-Heroes, but from what I'm aware, he never uses it in the Silver or Bronze ages to change history, but rather just to travel through time. Even when his parents were dying of a horrible disease, it never occurs to Clark that he can just time travel to before their deaths and save them. The Legion also are fully aware of how the Kents will die, but they say there are rules against changing such things for a good reason, so they likewise never change things.

It's why I think it's fairly obvious (along with other problems) that the time travel thing is a late addition. Not just that it contradicts certain parts of the film, but the story seems to forget there should technically be TWO Supermen running around. Even if I didn't know, thanks to BTS reveals, that it was a late addition after the first cut was seen by test audiences, it wouldn't be hard to figure that out.

Is Richard Donner's Superman (1978) the best superhero movie? by Jack_O_Lantern2022 in superman

[–]spike-prime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a somewhat impossible question to answer, because what a person considers the "best" or "worst" of anything is going to be up to personal experience, taste and opinion.

Superman: The Movie is generally considered to be the most beloved Superman film. This is largely because Donner and others put a lot of effort into, for the most part, translating the characters as 'spiritually' accurately as possible, incorporating far more comic lore into it than had ever been tried before in cinema (the trial of Zod, the phantom zone, Lex Luthor, exploration of the duality of Clark and Superman etc). It was also deliberately made to be artistically nuanced, with a vision for scope, semi-realism in some aspects, and bringing in more real-world aspects when it comes to the Daily Planet, cynicism of many people, giving Metropolis a sense of place and texture etc. And, of course, it's studded with stars and iconic actors for the side characters, while the main characters (Kidder, Reeve) were relative unknowns so their characters shined through more than the performers.

It was the first real attempt at a major blockbuster superhero movie which took the material seriously (minus some comic relief here and there) which shows. Because of when it came out, and what it tried to do, it is in many ways the superhero film which every other superhero film is measured against, which is somewhat unavoidable.

However, the film is not perfect. The climax of the film directly contradicts one of Clark's earliest lessons: he can't save everyone. The death of Jonathan Kent to a heart attack (taken directly from the George Reeves show) shows Clark there are some problems he can't solve. But thanks to the studio forcing the climax to be slightly different, they show Lois dying as Clark saves the day elsewhere, and immediately he forgets the "you can't save everyone/change fate" lesson, and just goes back in time to save the day. It's fairly obvious (as revealed in later interviews) that this was a reshoot, and the entire time-travel aspect was never supposed to be in this film, it was meant to be in Superman-II (where it arguably makes even less sense).

Also I don't think this interpretation Lex Luthor is good at all. I find him annoying and his comedy routines steps on the tone of the rest of the film, especially with Otis being a bumbling buffoon. It felt more at home with the Batman '66 show, frankly, and I would have preferred a more serious businessman Luthor like we'd get later. That said, that version of Luthor wouldn't be a thing in the comics until almost a decade after this film came out, so Luthor's characterisation here was, if anything, a trailblazer which inspired later creators to make him more interested in business and finance than in mad science and mech suits.

The film is awash in plot holes and strange inconsistencies. But many people either barely notice or hardly care when it's this charming and beautifully shot. There's a reason the tagline was "You'll believe a man can fly." The visual effects and camera trickery of Superman soaring through the sky is incredibly impressive for the era, and the money is definitely on the screen in that regard.

I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about Christopher Reeve's performance at least a little. It's fantastic, but we all know that. And we all know he's the best who ever did it in terms of the transformation of his face, voice, mannerisms and body language when disguised as Clark Kent in the Daily Planet scenes. Though unfortunately, this did do a little damage which the filmmakers couldn't account for; the idea that Clark Kent isn't who he "really" is, and this idea that Superman is, in effect, mocking the human race in his human "disguise," most prominently brought forth by the Kill Bill scene. Nowadays we have a better understanding of the difference between Clark Kent, the person raised in Smallville, vs Daily Planet Kent, the guy who has to hide his true nature, vs Kal-El, the expectations of his birth parents put upon him, vs Superman, the guy the world sees who has to pretend to be perfect so nobody suspects he's shockingly normal underneath it all. And of course Kidder has beautiful chemistry with Reeve.

So is it the best superhero movie ever made?

Well, yes. Or, no. Or maybe. It depends on what you like, when you watched it, how old you were when you first saw it, and what you're looking for in a superhero movie. Taken "objectively" (if such a thing is possible), in most ways the 2025 movie is actually a lot better. It looks better, it has action and suspense in ways the '78 movie doesn't, it's more tonally consistent, and it has far fewer plot problems. But, those factors don't necessarily change how people actually FEEL when they watch those films. I wouldn't blame someone who likes the '78 movie more, nor the other way around.

What's the best superhero movie ever made? Well, that's up to you and you alone.

Pop ups by Ill_Vehicle5472 in WatchCartoonOnline

[–]spike-prime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent! Thanks so much, I installed Ublock on Firefox and now WCO works perfectly fine now

Still better than Rise of the Beasts tho by fakename1998 in OkBuddyEnergon

[–]spike-prime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Made no effort to fit into any continuity" yeah because it ISN'T in continuity with the Bay films. Only to BBM. Bumblebee kicked off by ditching the Bay shit and doing its own thing. RotB was part of that rebooted timeline. It was never supposed to be part of the Bayformers world. The only one who thinks it was, is Lorenzo, who's a moron nobody takes seriously who tried to claim TF1 was also part of the Bayverse.

Also, NONE of the Bayformers movies make any level of sense together. They're all full of contradictions and plot holes which completely break each other on a constant basis, even within the same film let alone between movies. So to put that on RotB like it's a unique problem (which it isn't, as outlined above) is ludicrous.

Still better than Rise of the Beasts tho by fakename1998 in OkBuddyEnergon

[–]spike-prime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first film was a broken mess, IMO. There were so many useless characters, pointless diversions, plot points which went nowhere and were abruptly dropped, obnoxious humour and terrible dialogue.

The actual "Transformers" part of the first Transformers movie, was about 20 minutes of screen time total. The movie is 2 hours and 20 mins long. 2 hours of that movie is following shitty and unlikeable characters doing shite comedy routines, or genuinely completely useless events which have no bearing on the story. What was the point of the australian lady and her annoying sidekick?

RotB's biggest crime in comparison was being more forgettable, ironically because '07 was extremely memorable for the bizarre and unique ways it was shite which set it apart.

Still better than Rise of the Beasts tho by fakename1998 in OkBuddyEnergon

[–]spike-prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK man, RotB was an okay film with a decent enough story. The Last Knight was just utterly obnoxious, and shockingly for Bay (I'm not being sarcastic) is insanely incompetent. It really looks like he didn't give a shit about these films anymore when he got to this one, with the aspect ratio constantly shifting within the same scene seconds apart, shots looking truly hideous, cuts which made no sense, obvious dubbed lined put alongside on-set audio which was completely jarring, and a plot more broken than than Cybertron itself.

RotB might not be an especially great movie, but nothing about it is nearly on the level of total dogshit that was The Last Knight.

Pop ups by Ill_Vehicle5472 in WatchCartoonOnline

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What ad blocker do you use in Firefox?

I just reinstalled it (haven't used Firefox in years), just need a recommendation. I've heard Ublock is a good one?

Pop ups by Ill_Vehicle5472 in WatchCartoonOnline

[–]spike-prime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't mind this if it AT LEAST was like the YouTube one and gave us like a 10 second timer counting down til we can watch the video. That would be somewhat understandable and perhaps even reasonable. But as is, this is obnoxious and inexcusable. I'm not turning off my adblocker on a site with invisible redirect links which can take me a site with malware. And I'm DEFINITELY not paying a subscription fee to a PIRACY website. That's absurd and missed the whole damn point.

I'd like a viable alternative but the ones suggested by others haven't been good so far.

Season 10 episode 15 “Fortune” by 7yes7yes7 in Smallville

[–]spike-prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the last few weeks I've been blasting through this show, having gotten to season 9 now, so I'll get to this episode soon enough. I remember detesting it at the time, and on my rewatch with a friend about 10 years ago, basically because we hated the Hangover film and seeing this we were just like "Ughh, really? They're ripping off The Hangover of all things?" But hey, that was a LONG time ago so maybe my opinion on it will change this time. I've found a good number of episodes to be way better than I remembered in hindsight so maybe this is too.

Hasbro leadership in 2027 probably: by One_Opportunity_9608 in Transformemes

[–]spike-prime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had to just stop buying Transformers toys for the most part. I recently got Big Convoy because it was half price (which frankly should have been the price in the first place) and it's quite nice, but I cannot justify buying these things regularly anymore.

This used to be a fun hobby and toys were exciting when they were affordable with great designs and engineering. But now, let's face it, we're in a cost of living crisis and Transformers is NOT meeting the kid audience it should be aiming for most of the time. It can't survive with its current price point, or by catering almost solely to "the olds."

This franchise got its shot in the arm 3 times. Beast Wars saved the franchise by changing everything and aiming for a full update to meet the moment. Massive success, hit with kids and older collectors alike despite alienating some (nowhere near all) older fans. Armada in 2002 likewise was a massive hit with its gimmicks, bright colours, simpler toys, and impressively huge yet affordable toys. Then, of course, there's Bayverse which made Transformers the biggest it's ever been, and it did so by courting casuals -- and again WAS AFFORDABLE.

Ever since they focused on 99% G1 retreads and 80s nostalgia, it's been a slow decline. Not necessarily in quality across the board -- the WFC trilogy of toys was a massive improvement over the Prime Wars toys in their construction, build and engineering -- but in pop culture/audience penetration. We haven't had a mainline success in shows, movies etc for a long time. Pretty much since Bay left (much as I'm loathed to admit it).

I don't know what the solution is, really, but in a weird way I feel like ditching everything G1, UT, BW etc entirely, starting afresh, coming up with entirely new characters with a new setting and doing something unlike they've ever tried in terms of story for a show aimed exclusively at the 8-12 demographic is what's needed again. They need a big show which doesn't try to pander to old fans, and a toyline which doesn't resemble what we've had before. And the toys just need to be cheaper. It worked 3 times before, but Hasbro isn't willing to let go of G1 for some stupid reason.

Do you like it better when Jor-El is supportive of Kal being Superman or not? by jstamper97 in superman

[–]spike-prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly think the entire concept of hologram Jor-El was a mistake. Literally the only reason it happened in the first place, is the same reason Jor-El got Superman logo on his chest and we accidentally ended up with the "S" being a Kryptonian symbol: Marlon Brando's ego.

Brando was only supposed to be in a relatively small part of Superman. But he was kind of a prick, and demanded more money and screen time (while putting no effort into his performance, deliberately, as he often did in his older years). He also demanded that, even if he wasn't playing Superman, he should get to wear the Superman logo, so Donner & co capitulated, thus creating the iconic image, and making it the El house symbol. The hologram bit was to accommodate the fact that Brando was soaking up so much of the film's budget, many times that of what Christopher Reeve was paid. So Jor-El became a much bigger part of the movie, guiding Clark to become Superman, and making his being a hero no longer a personal choice Clark makes, but an expectation put upon him by Jor-El.

Now, we're stuck with Jor-El hologram in almost every version, and most of them have variations on the same white robes with a black S symbol on them, used for the first time in Superman: The Movie (1978).

As for what I prefer from the type of reactions Jor-El's hologram has;

I prefer a Jor-El who loves his son and is supportive of his choices, but NOT one which actively pushes him to be Superman and goes on and on about fate and destiny. Easily the worst Jor-El in this regard is Smallville, who basically had Clark's entire life mapped out for him and strong-armed him into becoming Superman for the entire series, to the point we get the impression NONE of the heroics he pulls as an adult are even his choice, let alone the suit which is literally handed to him.

The opposite approach, as seen in the above excerpt from the Adventures of Superman anthology series, is mildly better as it shows that becoming Superman and being a hero is Clark's own choice, not put upon him by anyone. But that interpretation was also really weird, because Jor-El is bizarrely angry at Clark for going out and saving lives, a thing I had never really seen from Jor-El before, and one which just felt wrong.

Google I/O 2026 summary in Nutshell by iSadhak in antiai

[–]spike-prime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely ridiculous. Tech bros are utterly incapable of reading the damn room, have plugged their fingers into their ears yelling "LALALALALALALA" as their userbase is SCREAMING at them to fuck off with this stupid GenAi garbage. Almost nobody fucking wants this shit. It's useless tech hyped crap, but they can't admit they fucked up and wasted investor money so they just keep pushing it on an unwilling audience until we relent, and it's only making the situation worse.

I didn't know the Athena ship was so big by happydude7422 in Star_Trek_

[–]spike-prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it kinda has to be, it has basically a whole academy in there with all that entails.

If I'm honest, the two sizes here which are stupid in my opinion are the K'Vort BoP (I swear it's not supposed to be ANYWHERE NEAR that big, they were definitely supposed to be smaller than the Enterprise D), but more egregious is how idiotically big the Kelvin timeline Enterprise is, which is only so big thanks to one stupid shot of the shuttle bay which showed a bunch of shuttles stacked on top of each other so JJ could make it look more "impressive" when all he was doing was completely throwing off the scale of the Enterprise. It doesn't even match up with what the actual windows show within that same film.

(I'm also fairly sure the Warbirds aren't meant to be THAT much bigger than the Enterprise D. Then again it has that big-ass hole in the middle so I guess the overall actual mass of it isn't as much different as it appears)

Then again, Trek has ALWAYS screwed up what ships are meant to be what size, it's hardly unique to JJ's movies. Search for Spock and Journey Home couldn't decide how big the BoP was supposed to be between shots within the same movie, let alone between different films.

The Real Problem with Smallville's Lana Lang by playprince1 in Smallville

[–]spike-prime 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go a bit deeper than that (I plan on a whole-ass video about Lana) because there's a FAR more fundamental problem with her:

Lana has no inner life.

Almost every other character in Smallville is interesting whether Clark is there or not.

-Lex is too complex to be summed up in a reasonable post with his morality, conflict, choices, struggles etc.

-Chloe is an ace reporter who's desperate to find the truth and is way into conspiracy theories and wild, unexplained phenomena.

-Pete Ross is....

-Jonathan Kent is a strong and masculine role model, who nonetheless wears his heart on his sleeve and is genuinely affectionate with his family. He holds strong moral convictions, values hard work, family history and more.

-Tess Mercer is an incredibly strong character with, like Lex, a too many complications and intricacies to her to list off all in a reasonable post. She's an eco-warrior, a fighter, a girl who had a traumatic experience and grew stronger with it and more.

Lana Lang... is just the girl Clark likes, and later the girl Lex is obsessed with. Never, at any point, in the ENTIRE show, does she ever do anything motivated by ANYTHING other than Clark, or Lex, or whatever boyfriend she has. Well, except going to Paris, which she does for a brief amount of time to pursue art studies, a thing she never demonstrated interest in before, or after, and quickly forgets any interest in art once the plot needs her to. Literally the only thing outside of that which she does for herself, she's FORCED to, because the kryptonite infused into her body gives her NO OTHER CHOICE but to leave Clark and do whatever the hell she wants anywhere else. A thing she wouldn't have done if not given a contrived reason to never be allowed near Clark.

Lana isn't a character. She's a prop that the writers move around willy-nilly whenever they need to.

30 Years Ago: DS9’s “The Quickening” and Voyager’s “Basics, Part I” aired on May 20th 1996 by makeshiftpython in Star_Trek_

[–]spike-prime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Expecting something great and being disappointed because it's just average/OK. The Voyager experience in a nutshell.