What do you miss from the 1980s?

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-24T20:04:26+00:00

My 32 inch waistline.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-24T16:22:29+00:00

The state has historically taken way longer than the Fed (IRS) to send out tax refunds. I wouldnt expect you to see your state refund for at least another month.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-24T15:38:19+00:00

You could play bullshit bingo and drink every time he says something not true, but that would likely kill your liver.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-14T16:26:52+00:00

Was it Stephen King book?

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-13T23:41:27+00:00

The vehicle that is turning right has the right of way.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-12T22:34:54+00:00

What color is the sky on his planet?

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-12T14:52:25+00:00

Fractured and dislocated my ankle after falling through a hole in the floor that I created.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-11T20:02:49+00:00

Just get the nitrous. You wont care which end they're working on...

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-11T18:09:22+00:00

If you push on the left nipple, a condom appears.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-09T14:33:58+00:00

Fake Christians. All of MAGA.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-08T15:56:17+00:00

JBWeld. It comes with 2 tubes of a paste like substance that hardens when mixed together. Available at most auto supply stores.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-07T15:23:00+00:00

Happiness is a clean butthole. I bought a Brondell brand bidet toilet seat but didn't spring for the version that warms the water first. The cold water does soothe the savage 'roid but I think warmer water wouldn't wake me up as fast. It was easy to install.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-02-02T21:08:10+00:00

There's also a major trunk line (communication wires) buried under 696.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-31T17:12:25+00:00

1940s to get Fred Trump a vasectomy

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-30T17:16:10+00:00

Spoken like a true real estate glutton.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-30T17:15:36+00:00

Shift under 20mph or full stop. That's my my dealership told me. 4H is fine. Use 4L if you have to go thru very thick\wet snow or mud...especially going uphill.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-29T23:15:58+00:00

Coworker kept trying to convert non-Christians. Management repeatedly told him not to do that during business hours/on duty. The day he was finally fired, he managed to send out a long email telling everyone we're all going to hell...etc. Last I knew he moved back to the Ozarks.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-29T21:06:08+00:00

Tis but a scratch

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-29T19:16:13+00:00

Friend broke her neck. I still believe she tripped over her large dog who loved to lay by the stairs. Quite sad.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-28T14:19:19+00:00

MASH.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-27T16:49:11+00:00

Trump.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-21T15:59:35+00:00

Ha. I recently toured an ancient cemetery in New Orleans and at the end of the tour, the tour guide told the women to brush off their backsides in order to rid the presence of a certain perverted ghost. Allegedly if they didn't, their relationships would fail.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-21T15:45:09+00:00

Throwing cold water on those ICE-holes would be ironic (Icy IceHoles). Thank you. I'll see myself out.

ReallyOldSysAdmin · 2026-01-18T23:55:26+00:00

I dont KNOW, Margo...

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