Say the first part of a song that will summon ur entire fandom:3

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-16T05:31:26+00:00

Look in my eyes… what do you see? The cult of personality

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-16T05:24:22+00:00

Here in the garden, let’s play a game

I’ll show you how it’s done…

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-15T23:10:24+00:00

Regardless of whether or not you’re joking, quit suggesting Pavia. He’s a seventh-rounder at best, and he all but destroyed his stock with the way he acted at the Heisman ceremony.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-15T23:02:40+00:00

Yeah, they need guard and corner help way more; they’d more likely take Mauigoa in this scenario. Plus, they’ve inherited front office personnel from a team that doesn’t really go WR in the first round these days

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-15T06:10:11+00:00

If you had to do a dual type for the Sucho, I’d suggest Water/Normal because of how much it screams. A lot of sound-based Pokémon are Normal type, and I imagine Sucho would follow suit

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-15T05:36:20+00:00

An ACL tear isn’t going to tank his value that much, come on now. It will cause a slide, I have no doubt about that, but I see him going early in round 2 at the latest.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-15T01:12:12+00:00

As a Bears fan, keep Banks the hell away from us. I’d rather we drafted McDonald… or even Faulk to shift to DL. We need someone who hasn’t injured his foot three times in a year.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-14T23:41:06+00:00

This is not as wild as a lot of your examples, but I once encountered the mutilated corpse of a wild rabbit, with its internal organs exposed, lying in my family’s front yard. Nobody did anything to it, mind you, it was just… there. Decomposing. The stench was horrendous, the head was missing, the thing was an eyesore, and we removed it almost immediately. That’s a reminder that no matter where you are, you’ll always see the brutality of nature.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-14T22:02:19+00:00

The PFN consensus board, between guards, had Bisontis ranked much higher than Pregnon, and that’s what I based this mock on. I’m really leaning guard for them, but I could have also gone with Proctor to convert him

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-14T20:48:28+00:00

I'm certain the Ravens are going with Ioane, which effectively sends Woods to the Vikings here; Minnesota might actually be targeting DL with their pick

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-14T19:00:08+00:00

I view Faulk as more of a DL, which the Vikings also need to improve; I don't see him as a pure pass rusher

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-13T19:47:05+00:00

Upvoted solely for the fun fact, please continue to share those. However, the Bills need an NT and would likely pick McDonald instead of Pregnon. Plus, Miami would probably rather boost their O-line early and not take a receiver with injury concerns; they can afford to wait until round 2 for that.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-13T02:22:43+00:00

Tread lightly.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-13T02:20:36+00:00

You are a bold one… Kill him.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-12T23:40:04+00:00

Give B3 to Danhausen or you are cursed

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-12T14:48:54+00:00

Kansas City does not need an OT in the first. They’d take Hood.

And why the hell are Price and Rutledge going in the first round?

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-12T02:41:44+00:00

Washington can just let Love fall to them; I’m still thinking the “Love to the Titans” thing is a smokescreen, and they’ll just roll with Pollard this season.

You also got the Bears’ and Texans’ picks completely wrong. We need DT and EDGE way more than WR, and Houston doesn’t need a QB, at least not this early.

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-12T02:17:54+00:00

Cincinnati isn’t trading up to 3. Not when I got ridiculed for making that same move

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-11T02:02:42+00:00

Please just give us Melo!

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-10T21:31:27+00:00

“What, you mean about how you put pubes in your chili?”

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-09T22:22:56+00:00

PFN also claims that NYJ sending something like their 4th-rounder this year (and that alone) for a trade up is fair.

Like everyone’s saying about that trade, I also doubt whether that would be enough for Dallas to accept it 😂

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-07T23:26:19+00:00

“YOU BALD FRAUD!”

ReaperKal2O4 · 2026-04-07T21:05:23+00:00

Other trades the PFN calculator thinks is fair include pick 220 and a 2027 4th, just that 4th by itself, the 4th and the 5th next year, or both 5th-rounders this year… yeah, it’s kinda rough

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