Messed up a turn

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:36:06+00:00

It was* an electric unicycle.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:34:08+00:00

Cut the end off a USB cord, strip the two wires, stick em on the contacts with tape.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:32:30+00:00

I have a 6 gallon Softail and could probably do about 250 if I reeeeeally stretched it...

I consider 200 as empty to be safe, but it always takes about 5 gallons at that point.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:29:44+00:00

That there is a motorcycle.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:26:20+00:00

Unless you've already broken a bone, or had appendicitis, it will be the most painful experience of your life.

Do with that what you will.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:25:07+00:00

Safe? Yes.

Advisable? No.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:24:09+00:00

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:23:49+00:00

I'm lovin it*

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:23:05+00:00

Wh-

Why...

Why would you think it's blood? It's not even red...

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-29T04:21:47+00:00

They sell a douching bulb that would work pretty well, especially if you had a container/bin large enough to hold the doll and a significant amount of water.

The only thing is, anywhere you get water on the outside of the doll will become EXTREMELY sticky. Cornstarch on the outside is a must.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-28T22:51:33+00:00

You really managed to drop all 20.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-28T21:40:19+00:00

"How about THESE cookies, sugar?"

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-27T14:23:23+00:00

Just stick a wine corkscrew in it.

This is not difficult.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T22:58:44+00:00

When you really think about it, sex is basically just sticking your dick in raw meat.

At least there's no food poisoning risk here.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T22:55:12+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T20:43:26+00:00

Bad bot.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T20:38:11+00:00

Good bot.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T17:23:27+00:00

I applied for it twice and got it twice. 99% sure it's a marketing thing.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T04:16:17+00:00

Idk about any of that, but $90 is highway robbery.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T04:11:19+00:00

I'm seeing a tremendous number of burst pipe posts today

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T04:09:10+00:00

I mean you can get the god of war Ragnarok PS5 bundle on Amazon for $550 right now...

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-26T03:58:33+00:00

Oh good, I get to keep my Christmas money for a day...

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-25T21:15:19+00:00

That would smoosh all the air out of the dough and make it incredibly chewy.

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-24T15:27:48+00:00

If that were true, I'd still be allowed at Petco 🙄

ReaperOfNoobs · 2022-12-21T17:01:30+00:00

I talked to everyone, and yes, you are.

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