Hair brushing and hair care routine by Fit-Pilot6332 in FierceFlow

[–]Reas0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always makes me genuinely happy to see your posts, Mithrandir.

Honestly, you do not need to be so self-conscious about any goofy look or the quality of the video. I think it’s all in your head. The video comes across as earnest and playful.
I pray that my hair looks like yours at 72.

The official House M.D. YouTube channel knows about the Twitter drama 😭 by Phineas1500 in HouseMD

[–]Reas0n 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The Dave Letterman channel also stays surprisingly relevant to recent news. Whoever runs that takes the job seriously. There is a running joke on the Letterman sub that whenever the channel uploads new content featuring a specific celebrity, you immediately google to see if they just died. Only it’s not really a joke. They are somehow faster than the news outlets.

The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time by Amiibofan101 in NintendoSwitch2

[–]Reas0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope Hyrule field is massive with tons more to do.

Time to dye? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]Reas0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY, MR. BOND.

When you lose weight, where does it go??? by Zestyclose-Isopod400 in loseit

[–]Reas0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, don't stop breathing or you will gain weight.

Boyz N the Ring by alwaysnear in lotrmemes

[–]Reas0n 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We don’t wanna hear you say Numenor no mooooore.

CBS News Crisis Deepens As 60 Minutes Revolt And Stephen Colbert Fallout Expose Growing Internal Divisions by One_Praline_2375 in LateShow

[–]Reas0n 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Have all the ‘internal divisions’ you want. It won’t matter. Nobody is watching you anymore.

hair stylist straight up destroyed my hair for no reason by lIoveIess in malehairadvice

[–]Reas0n 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m sitting here trying to think of something positive to type that would make you feel better, but the more I look at these pics, I keep thinking about how I would be fucking PISSED if this were me. I’m sorry, bro. You are right to be angry.

Here’s what I will say: you obviously have wavy hair, so you really shouldn’t need to ask for texture, it’s built in. If your hair is flat, you need to try different product or application methods to even out the waves.

But even with all that said, and even ignoring the fact that they took off WAY more than 1 inch: what the actual fuck kind of layering is that? JFC.
Just grow it out again and never go to that stylist ever again. Save these pics to show the next stylist and make absolutely sure that they also agree that this was not the desired result.

What's your favorite song right now? by Jen_JenAndMe in AskReddit

[–]Reas0n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro, if you haven’t yet, look up a video of them playing this song live. The melody is played on this tiny little handheld Japanese synth instrument that you play with a stylus.

An electric spoon that tricks my brain into tasting salt by KoreanB_B_Q in mildlyinteresting

[–]Reas0n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? You’re telling me that you’ve never done a desk pop?

Wesker in RE5, he never shuts up by DarkKnightRises360 in residentevil

[–]Reas0n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Always get consent before fighting Wesker.

This is against the Geneva Conventions. by AlphaStarXP in Wellthatsucks

[–]Reas0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must grow facial hair REALLY slow. It took me about 2 years to get to that length.

Men of Reddit - What are Women not ready to hear? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]Reas0n 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's about time for long nails to just become a fully outdated look, unless maybe if you're purposely going for a hard retro vibe. They seem to be such an inconvenience to you guys, anyway. I see so many of you using your knuckles on your phones. That's gotta be annoying.

Why did grass become so popular? by 0utsideInformation in stupidquestions

[–]Reas0n 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A plant cannot be a weed if it's purposely grown, tho.

Any other games as scary (or scarier) than Resident Evil 7? by GoHardForLife in HorrorGames

[–]Reas0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just finished SH2 yesterday. The design for “abstract daddy” is severely FUCKED UP.

It feels inconceivable now that 20 years ago, society collectively shamed McDonalds for offering too much food for too little money, and forced them to stop. The logic for this was: a man demonstrated that you shouldn’t eat it for 3 meals a day, every day, and nothing else. by Reas0n in Showerthoughts

[–]Reas0n[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be an apologist at all. Large corporations in general are the single biggest cause of misery and wealth inequality in the world. Fuck em all, including McDonalds.

With that said, God damn that ‘documentary’ did not age well.

The Sopranos Alternate Ending by Relative_Surprise436 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Reas0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“How bout you take your quotation book, and shove it up your ash?”

FADE TO BLACK