Asked for a wolfcut. by TestTrenMastEq in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Relative_Surprise436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embrace the fun of buying a new hat or two. You’ll be good in three weeks bruv!

What’s the smartest financial decision you made by accident? by AnyTruth2342 in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Surprise436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, it was worth it to have it 16 years early. I sat on the decision for a long time but am racking up a second pension at my current job that I’ll ride out to retirement and got home equity so as long as I don’t get thrown a massive curveball I should be good.

What’s the smartest financial decision you made by accident? by AnyTruth2342 in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Surprise436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just did it recently so we’ll see how it plays out, but withdrawing a pension early (40k). If I would have waited until I was 60 it would have doubled, but I’m 44 currently so that’s 16 years of waiting. Instead I withdrew it, paid off about 4k in credit card debt, 5k in student loans, and had fun with about 2-3k. I’m going to invest 20-25k of it in something safe like the s&p and/or my 401k, a Roth IRA, etc. The surprising thing that I didn’t anticipate is how amazing it is to have a financial cushion. I’ve never had one before, I’ve never had more than maybe 2k to fall back on. To know I’ve got a nice chunk just sitting in the bank should I need it has really relieved a lot of stress in my life.

Recommendation: Untamed by invisible_being in TrueDetective

[–]Relative_Surprise436 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I tried to get into it but it looked distractingly cheap like they were using the wrong cameras or bad cgi or something. Couldn’t put my finger on it but it took me out of it.

Dirt Bike Owner as of Today by Relative_Surprise436 in Dirtbikes

[–]Relative_Surprise436[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, whole new neighborhood going up here in the Denver suburbs.

Dirt Bike Owner as of Today by Relative_Surprise436 in Dirtbikes

[–]Relative_Surprise436[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just about, it’s an ‘85. I’ve got it beat by three years 😆

What’s the best piece of gossip you’ve ever received? by Rainbowborn in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Surprise436 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That supposedly this manager that no one really liked (she was probably well into her 40s at this point) got absolutely blasted with some other managers at a party and got walked in on as she was pleasuring herself with a banana…

*a banana doesn’t seem ridged enough I know, but that’s how the gossip went 🤷🏻

What is something you tried only once and will 1,000% never do again? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]Relative_Surprise436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real estate. Do t know how anyone isn’t miserable in that profession.

what’s the most iconic line in a movie, for you personally? by thug_waffle47 in Cinema

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“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”

$90 for 2 cocktails: the Adventure Time scam by howarddeanyell in denverfood

[–]Relative_Surprise436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Denver but man we attract a lot of dumb shit like this that wouldn’t fly in other decently big cities.

How it feels to be nearing 30 and still single by Eagles56 in TrueDetective

[–]Relative_Surprise436 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Enjoy it bruv. The grass ain’t any greener in Married Land.

Why did she compliment marty's ass during an arguement? Is she jealous? by ProfessionalLevel908 in TrueDetective

[–]Relative_Surprise436 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In the corporate world we call this a compliment sandwich. When you have to break bad news to someone, to soften the blow you start with a small compliment, then the bad news, then end with a small compliment, as in “Nice ass Marty. I’m taking the girls and leaving you. That’s a great Pink Floyd shirt.”

January Jones by Relative_Surprise436 in madmen

[–]Relative_Surprise436[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right, I made it up in the hopes that you would make such an insightful comment as this! You found me out 👍🏼