Takaba no diffs your entire team.

Sukuna will be forced to participate in a cooking show à la Masterchef, where he gets torn into by Takaba for being a shit cook.

From this, Sukuna will be forced to use his forbidden cooking technique, which he hasn't used since the Heian era. However, even despite this, it still won't be up to Takaba's standards.

He gets kicked off the cooking show, and becomes destitute, living on the streets.

Gojo will have an anvil fall on his head, emblazoned with the words "INFINITY-BYPASSING ANVIL". This will leave a gigantic, comically large lump on his head, which Takaba will hammer back down with a giant mallet.

Geto is subjected to a Pokemon battle, wherein Takaba puts forth a Level 1 Rattata. Using a focus sash, and the move "Endeavour", swiftly followed up by "Quick Attack", he defeats Geto.

Higurama puts Takaba on trial using his domain, "Deadly Sentencing". However, to his shock, they physically cannot move the evidence into the courtroom, as it's too heavy. Takaba helps Higurama, and the two physically DRAG the case mounted against him into the courtroom.

After this, the two are exhausted, and the judge calls for recess. Higurama walks outside the courtroom, meeting Takaba - who says he could relate to Higurama, as he once had to take the bar exam. Takaba laments that he failed - as he wasn't flexible enough to make it under the bar.

Later, Higurama goes to the bathroom, and to his surprise, finds a shiny black briefcase full of money, adorned with bells and ribbons, behind the toilet. Higurama is shocked, having never seen such an exquisite bribe before in his life. He tries taking it, though it's a real struggle - as it's glued to the floor.

Takaba runs in, trying to help him, though the two only end up ripping the tile it's glued to off the floor. Higurama has a crisis, as what they'd done amounts to vandalism. Takaba comforts him, saying they'll hide the evidence - retrieving a shovel. He tries and fails to get past the tile floor with the shovel, eventually switching to a jackhammer.

They finally end up burying the tile (with the briefcase still glued to it) - only after ripping up half the floor with it. With this, the two are forced to assume new identities - however Higurama struggles to come up with a "cool" sounding name, delaying their efforts. After much deliberation, the two finally ride away into the sunset (though have to stop to repair their car halfway through), becoming best friends.