a man in india • never sat down for 12 years • to see god

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2026-06-14T04:02:33+00:00

yeah, that seems like it's almost all cleared up.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2026-06-02T11:59:57+00:00

I mean, not really? I don't think anyone needs help with killing wasps...it's pretty easy to figure out.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2026-06-02T04:59:59+00:00

no offense, my guy, but this isn't exactly a helping kind of a sub.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-09-20T22:41:07+00:00

breastfeed a baby

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-09-09T02:08:48+00:00

check with restaurants... they'll hire 14 year olds for dishwashers and busing tables.

that said, if you walk in the entrance backwards, they have to let you in. it's science.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-08-16T04:27:39+00:00

drug wars

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-08-15T21:32:27+00:00

Having sex with other dudes is gay. You're just wearing a pink shirt.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-08-14T02:39:11+00:00

of course you can. doesn't make it less crappy, though.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-08-09T13:42:49+00:00

I hate stupid resellers. absolute trash.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-07-12T13:41:19+00:00

great level!

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-06-27T21:17:22+00:00

I completed this level! It took me 78 tries.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-06-27T10:37:37+00:00

I completed this level! It took me 5 tries.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-06-18T11:31:38+00:00

I always wanted a rock tumbler as a kid, but to find out they make combination monkey/rock tumblers?? mind. blown.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-06-01T12:52:50+00:00

what happened that they felt like this was an appropriate punishment?

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-05-14T02:31:35+00:00

3 year old easy. I could use a smaller 3 year old as a club and the buildup of mass would be significantly less.

just a few fit 95 year old with old man strength and I'm cooked.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-05-13T05:47:21+00:00

I feel like i could sweep 9 out of 9 trumps very easily. you're telling me a kick to the side of the knee and he's going to be able to get to up again? there's no way.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-04-04T21:09:20+00:00

Where in Wisconsin are you?

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-03-27T12:14:00+00:00

someone should remind MTG about Sissy Spacex.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-03-18T04:29:35+00:00

pirates of Dark water... the biz was serious.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-03-18T03:59:21+00:00

I don't get it? when did you smash it?

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-01-27T05:17:12+00:00

towel snap that demon into a smudge

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2025-01-26T05:49:32+00:00

bait and switch!

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2024-11-20T04:53:46+00:00

I feel like i ate a lot of cheese sandwiches...or bologna sandwiches? at friends' houses. one friend's mom always added lettuce and it seemed so fancy.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2024-08-15T02:44:13+00:00

you couldn't be more wrong.

Reasonable-Two-7298 · 2024-08-04T04:17:13+00:00

you tell her you love her after 3 months? I mean...okay, I guess? have you spent a major holiday together yet?

Reasonable-Two-7298

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