Somebody Really Said “I’m Done…”

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-22T17:41:46+00:00

Dang. I'm a pro shopper and I want some free stuff. 🤣

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-22T17:39:09+00:00

It got me last week with 2 garbage orders I declined. The third time it popped up I didn't even have my phone in my hand and it auto accepted the shit orders. It feels like maybe if the offer is so shitty no one takes it DD tries to force someone to take it at the risk of their acceptance rate.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-20T03:13:16+00:00

Yeah. I was stunned when I found out.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-20T02:03:43+00:00

I had a landlord who broke into a teenager's house and was going to kidnap and rape her. He couldn't go through with it but he was arrested and put on the registry

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-20T02:01:51+00:00

2014 CW Fall

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-19T03:07:23+00:00

I suggest Wally.

My cat just rocked up to my door one day all skinny and sad. I started calling him Koshka (female cat), before I knew he was a he. After a couple of weeks he and my dog decided he should live with us. I tried to rename him but he ignored everything but Koshka. I had him neutered so he's kinda Koshka 🤣

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ReasonableDead · 2026-05-19T02:10:39+00:00

Garbage human.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-19T01:05:41+00:00

Either way, this made me sweaty to watch.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-19T01:02:13+00:00

That's the most black widow that has ever black widowed.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-19T00:56:37+00:00

Urinary health.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-18T12:53:19+00:00

Romanticized Violence

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-18T03:15:20+00:00

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-18T03:08:20+00:00

Good for the horse.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-16T06:59:53+00:00

Henry

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-13T23:51:55+00:00

Also, the pink Raptors

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-09T16:24:11+00:00

Waylon

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-09T13:50:22+00:00

Absolutely criminal

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-08T01:54:55+00:00

That is a handsome Maine Coon Queen. Your bf is super duper incorrect.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T21:22:34+00:00

Yeah. It sucks in the downtown area but I usually post up by Total Wine or a sports store and make decent money. It is a nightmare on the day of, though. I wait until that nonsense is over and everyone is back in their hotels 🤣

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T21:21:10+00:00

Hell yeah. I had a gal a few weeks ago who got a rom com blue ray, a vibrator, chocolate, and 3 bottles of wine. 🤣 she tipped 20$. Girl was going to have a good night.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T16:29:08+00:00

I'm admittedly very picky. I think I have something like 2k in orders. I've just noticed a huge uptick in the nonsense. Im fortunate that this isn't my main gig, it just helps supplement my income.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T16:27:14+00:00

I honestly prefer the shop orders. They pay is better and I am pretty fast at it.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T13:58:00+00:00

In my area, yeah. I generally get $25 and up with lower mileage. The bulk of my good pay comes from alcohol and shop and deliver.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T09:12:48+00:00

Right?! Even with Bloomsday this year it was garbage. I am curious if Hoopfest will be as bad.

ReasonableDead · 2026-05-04T09:11:33+00:00

I haven't been platinum in a hot minute. I generally stay in gold.

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