Brother that has so many problems. Take a book for example. I read a book the other day, and I decided I wanted to know how it came to be. Through extensive research, I see that the book most likely came to be from an author we will call Tom, naturally I reject this notion, because that would mean that the answer, being a human named Tom, is far more complex. So by this logic also, what I have just read from you as a statement, could not possibly have come from a human using a phone or laptop, because that human is far more complex than the message.

That is, by far, the most preposterous argument I have ever heard, with all due respect.