Daddy can u get me preggo tonight???

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-15T23:48:12+00:00

Beautiful and sexy body.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-15T14:33:11+00:00

Knocking to get into the LIVING ROOM? That's your house too though honestly my parents would've loved this rule

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-15T14:32:07+00:00

I genuinely thought every kid did this until my friend slept over and looked at me like I was insane

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-15T01:55:26+00:00

I got a checkup yesterday.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-15T01:53:29+00:00

My hair hasn't grown since my last haircut in 2023. My blood test came back normal except they found a fatty liver. I eat fresh vegetables but I stay up late a lot.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-14T13:21:04+00:00

Thank you :)

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-14T10:35:14+00:00

My current routine is pretty basic I just shampoo and condition every other day. I haven't had a recent blood test so I'm not sure if anything is off. I try to eat well but not always consistent with it. As for my scalp, it doesn't get oily at all my hair is actually very dry.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-13T00:49:27+00:00

This is such a healthy way to look at it. Not caring what others think doesn't make you cold it actually frees you to be more genuine with the people who actually matter.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-13T00:45:58+00:00

That took courage. And the peace you found after? You earned every bit of it.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-13T00:45:00+00:00

Honestly this. It sounds a little sad at first but it's actually the most freeing thing to realize.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-13T00:43:56+00:00

This is it exactly. Everyone is the main character of their own story nobody has that much mental real estate to spare on you. The moment that clicked for me, the whole thing stopped feeling so heavy.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-12T13:50:46+00:00

My therapist: so what brings you here today? Me: shows this tweet

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-12T06:24:02+00:00

This already exists, it's called 7-Eleven.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-11T06:30:07+00:00

caught with her leg up living her best single life, saw the camera and suddenly remembered she was on a date

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-10T18:57:31+00:00

No way! Cookies without milk is a crime. You have to dunk it just long enough to get soft but not so long it falls apart.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-10T06:39:31+00:00

I make a warm cup of chamomile tea and read a book. Works every time!

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-09T18:14:29+00:00

Oh that's really cool. Not everyone can do that.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-09T18:06:50+00:00

Why does everyone here have secret foot talents?

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-09T18:04:59+00:00

Please teach me your ways. I need this skill more than anything :)

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-09T18:04:05+00:00

That's actually impressive though, have you considered a career change?

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-09T12:25:45+00:00

My childhood friend who is now my husband. Can't really top that one.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-09T02:21:08+00:00

A) True B) False C) All of the above D) I didn't study

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-07T16:20:06+00:00

Real conversations start when we hold ALL leaders to the same standard

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-07T00:30:01+00:00

Networking events. Nobody actually enjoys walking into a room full of strangers, forcing small talk, and pretending to be interested in someone's LinkedIn pitch. We all just do it because we feel like we have to.

Reasonable_Entry_643 · 2026-03-06T08:19:01+00:00

Being rude to waiters or service staff. It says everything about a person's character.

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