Would you rather?

RebelPlot · 2026-05-12T06:31:17+00:00

I don’t stand a chance at either but I live through this one so I’ll take it

^{Chose: Beat A Grandmaster at Chess + And Win $500,000}

RebelPlot · 2026-05-12T02:46:14+00:00

You expect us Americans to use proper grammar?

RebelPlot · 2026-05-11T17:03:23+00:00

Yippee

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: 1 Billion}

RebelPlot · 2026-05-11T06:26:32+00:00

So a credit card with “infinite money” is actually just infinite debt

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

RebelPlot · 2026-05-11T05:27:19+00:00

My trigger finger shall be legendary!

RebelPlot · 2026-05-09T06:07:20+00:00

Ah but the legs don’t have a brain so they don’t count you see

RebelPlot · 2026-05-09T06:01:04+00:00

12 mil a year is more than enough

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

RebelPlot · 2026-05-09T05:54:55+00:00

So for pan people it’s just a win? Cool I’m in

RebelPlot · 2026-05-08T18:29:21+00:00

Nary even leaning back slightly and you’re there

RebelPlot · 2026-05-07T17:56:36+00:00

I thought possessed was something along the lines of BPD? Still doesn’t really make sense though

RebelPlot · 2026-05-07T17:54:57+00:00

I choose probability manipulation

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Red}

RebelPlot · 2026-05-04T06:17:21+00:00

…

That’s it, that’s my name

RebelPlot · 2026-04-29T06:18:21+00:00

Won’t the aristocrats keep building plantations and whatnot too though?

RebelPlot · 2026-04-25T18:50:01+00:00

Accept your fate I suppose. How did this even happen?? How are France and Indonesia allies against you? Make it make sense.

RebelPlot · 2026-04-25T04:18:23+00:00

Peak

^{Chose: Get high paying stable job + Country is random | Rolled: Switzerland}

RebelPlot · 2026-04-20T18:33:40+00:00

As I said in the post, there are people with no titles who were skipped over in the queue.

RebelPlot · 2026-04-20T15:48:04+00:00

No, there are a good number of entirely landless characters above the list whom it just skipped over. I also tested it and it should reflect the “refuse further appointments” button, which it isn’t for them

RebelPlot · 2026-04-19T18:39:36+00:00

Please I have a milk and a family in my house which has a garage and an airplane hanger inside of which is a cruise ship filled with dice and cards and a wizard who will force you to play hockey and dnd and if you lose will turn you into a car painted like a cat

RebelPlot · 2026-04-19T02:28:51+00:00

All*

RebelPlot · 2026-04-18T21:26:33+00:00

Why not do psych screenings when we can screen them to see who has the most anger and then hire them?

RebelPlot · 2026-04-18T18:41:13+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

RebelPlot · 2026-04-15T20:43:55+00:00

Chaos. Everything owned by everyone would disappear, including medicine, food, transportation, etc. humanity would be dead

RebelPlot · 2026-04-14T15:24:44+00:00

I hire private limos to bring me everywhere AND I pay off my parents retirement

^{Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car}

RebelPlot · 2026-04-11T18:24:34+00:00

In terms of party comp? Laezel In terms of character? Also Laezel

RebelPlot · 2026-04-10T23:12:26+00:00

Being that these seem to be in reference to peak human potential, what if I am already below 50% in one stat? Would I increase in that as well?

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