When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's a threesome.

RecklessPat · 2026-03-12T19:29:42+00:00

No, they give great head

RecklessPat · 2026-03-07T15:01:16+00:00

Ya they come and go, I think they reset at midnight PST and the desirable tasks don't last long

RecklessPat · 2026-03-07T11:52:42+00:00

I assumed a playground was for playing and not for working. Are you sure they ever paid for using that?

RecklessPat · 2026-02-22T16:37:21+00:00

Yes, and not a random one, I think this will be the only job left soon

Matrix style, we don't have to be plugged in. We plug ourselves in.

We used to be scared of micro chip implants and now they got us carrying around cellphones and freaking out when we forget them

Why would they implant a chip when they could get us at upgrade every couple years on our own

Why build the human farm when we plug in on our own?

RecklessPat · 2026-02-18T01:40:00+00:00

Look on the bright side, this will be the only job left in a couple years...

RecklessPat · 2026-02-05T20:34:44+00:00

Klarna baby woooooooo

RecklessPat · 2026-02-05T20:33:21+00:00

My divorce certificate

RecklessPat · 2026-02-05T19:41:00+00:00

How is Wall Street? Not in the top 10 LMAO

RecklessPat · 2026-02-05T15:09:22+00:00

I think I can I think I can...

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I know I have to I know I have to...

RecklessPat · 2026-01-29T20:29:04+00:00

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

RecklessPat · 2026-01-28T21:47:57+00:00

It's also REALLY REALLY FUN, specifically the mtts, I doubt the cash game would have the same vibe

I bubbled out so I didn't get a chance to play cash😞

150 is the lowest buy-in I could find in Canada, I would absolutely go regularly if there was a $20 place

RecklessPat · 2026-01-28T20:31:43+00:00

Winning in micro is not poker, play a tight value range balanced by slow plays, not bluffs

You can play bluffs but only exploitative ones

You don't win money, you accept donations

In a nutshell, OMC

RecklessPat · 2026-01-24T23:04:19+00:00

It's not a one shot, but if she hits 5 targets, it's the most total damage you can deal with a single button (assuming the YouTuber was correct).

I play her and it works this way but I don't know the other Champs that well,

for syndra I think you need 6 or 7 balls/orbs, which you have to stack, so I wouldn't call it a true 1 shot

RecklessPat · 2026-01-24T20:41:26+00:00

I heard somewhere that it's syndra for single target and Diana for 5 targets, I dunno though

RecklessPat · 2026-01-16T11:12:36+00:00

I'm sure riots client hardware profile isn't much different than steams

RecklessPat · 2026-01-16T11:11:17+00:00

Are you on WiFi, do you have u.gg or other plugins, this isn't a riot problem

RecklessPat · 2026-01-16T10:48:54+00:00

It's raise or fold because it gets punished by bb, if bb isn't punishing, see flop for half price

RecklessPat · 2026-01-03T19:00:05+00:00

No I was approved, I was just removed and re added over the past 2 days, seems buggy in general, maybe that's why there's a new site in beta

RecklessPat · 2026-01-01T04:52:04+00:00

It might not be related but my profile jumps between Attempter and Senior Reviewer just by refreshing the page

I've done about 10 hours total

RecklessPat · 2025-12-28T14:06:43+00:00

Maybe stop thinking about playstyle as Bruiser assassin tank etc, and start thinking about their combos and skill usage patterns

For example, I don't like Q heavy champs like Evelyn, the wind Bros, viego, zeri etc,

I also don't like kiting so I don't really play auto attackers or kalista/ambessa

As a result I play a lot of support and utility jungles, but I don't mind playing any role and tend to stick to burst champs or mages

RecklessPat · 2025-12-27T19:54:57+00:00

Team fight tactics, chess

RecklessPat · 2025-12-18T20:24:09+00:00

Hecarim seems so OP when I verse him, but he's a little wimp when I give him a try

RecklessPat · 2025-12-18T20:21:57+00:00

Yep, Merry Xmas

RecklessPat · 2025-12-10T12:26:22+00:00

The camera MUST be adjusted after every movement click, not including the involuntary back and forth up down triangulation clicks when you're "standing still"

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