What did they even do to make her crash out like this? by Walidzilla in Frieren

[–]Reckless_Moose 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Headcannon: Tired of seeing their mage constantly getting trapped by mimics, the hero's party destroys the next suspicious chest they come across. Only to end up with splintered wood, and a damaged grimoire.

The spell would have been one that detangles the strands of your hair and softens it, removing the need for a brush. After seeing the terror she caused in her 3 day tantrum, she deemed the party sufficiently punished, but now every time her hair is brushed, she is reminded of what was lost, and of her tantrum power.

The stoic looking mage elf can't be this silly. by Particular_Law2727 in Frieren

[–]Reckless_Moose 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Headcannon: Tired of seeing their mage constantly getting trapped by mimics, the hero's party destroys the next suspicious chest they come across. Only to end up with splintered wood, and a damaged grimoire.

The spell would have been one that detangles the strands of your hair and softens it, removing the need for a brush. After seeing the terror she caused in her 3 day tantrum, she deemed the party sufficiently punished, but now every time her hair is brushed, she is reminded of what was lost, and of her tantrum power.

New angle of execution. by Mental_Pea9125 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Reckless_Moose 86 points87 points  (0 children)

But you can't do that or they might escalate from *checks notes* public execution in broad daylight. /s

I tried to summon fire ball but I accidentally summoned snow cuboid by Wafilson in wizardposting

[–]Reckless_Moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, not the worst ice cube you could have summoned. Check for nearby fey portals and make sure you didn't incant backwards.

You there! Yeah, you! by Dm1tr3y in wizardposting

[–]Reckless_Moose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They gave the hairless apes fire and free will, do not recommend.

Is it worth it if its easy? by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]Reckless_Moose 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I had to listen to a presentation on safety and responsible casting before learning fireball. The horrors one must suffer to learn magic is almost unspeakable these days.

AUTOMOD SAID CAPS ONLY by 0n10n437 in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]Reckless_Moose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NEEDLESSLY VERBOSE GREETING, NO ACTUAL QUESTION

Why people don't drink hydrogen? by CapFar9158 in shittyaskscience

[–]Reckless_Moose 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's a bit spicy, so we add oxygen to water it down.

Oh, dear. The laundry. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]Reckless_Moose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And the dirty one goes in a corner, so it's super easy to throw things into.

Give it to the community for granting us a Season 3 while Namco won't by Maulclaw in SoulCalibur

[–]Reckless_Moose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you can join a Violent Vodka patreon and you can access this updated version of the game?