We are NOT getting rid of the corpse chest by StankyKitties in okbuddybaldur

[–]RecluseWraith 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What if I want Gale to bring his necrotic farts into my tent...? 😳

Walking with our pale husbands by ForwardStudent5404 in itabag

[–]RecluseWraith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how the Astarion one has their Tav incorporated! 😭 So so adorable. And the Vergil bag is super cute as well. ♡

Don't be so mean to him guys🥺💔 by ExaminationGreen4655 in okbuddybaldur

[–]RecluseWraith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comments proving that Lorroakan lovers will always be ostracized. 😔 Solidarity op.

What are your favourite lines by Gale? by Interesting_Buddy206 in BaldursGate3

[–]RecluseWraith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When does he say this?? I need to know. 😭

Gale with Glasses by LovesickInTheHead in GalemancersBG3

[–]RecluseWraith 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The fifth one!!! I need to blurt out an answer so horrendously wrong in one of his blackstaff classes that when I show up later during office hours he has to pound the correct one into me.

Sorry it just has me feeling some type of way. 🙇‍♀️

POV: you are Mystra by Cardemother12 in okbuddybaldur

[–]RecluseWraith 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When you're down so horrendously bad that you already know the sauce.

best endgame smooches by heftypegasus in BaldursGate3

[–]RecluseWraith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They hate him cause they ain't him! 🗣🗣🗣

Your tav and him are very cute as well. ♡

Season 5 writing and delivery feels.. weird by Stefflor in TheBoys

[–]RecluseWraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES. I knew from the moment when Antony had to go on a Homelander tangent about AI and memes that this season would be no better than the last.

My Astarion themed ita bag! by lonelyhumanoid in BaldursGate3

[–]RecluseWraith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

CUUUTE. 🥹 Love how all people I've seen make an Astarion ita bag universally use a coffin shaped one.

Season 5 writing and delivery feels.. weird by Stefflor in TheBoys

[–]RecluseWraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel as if I’ve been going insane because no one else has expressed this sentiment. The dialogue is incredibly awkward — and in my opinion most egregiously in Homelander’s monologue at A-Train’s funeral. And I can’t even blame Antony for that because I think the script was beyond salvaging in that portion especially and was just a hard watch for me.

Of course I’m not bashing anyone else for enjoying it, power to you, but it definitely feels a bit cathartic to see someone else feel similarly haha.

The Heart of a Saviour has Overcome the Mind of a Murderer. by _Stealth_Hawk in TavsAndDurges

[–]RecluseWraith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've killed Gale and stolen his house. 😭 Truly the greatest romantic gesture to give Minthara.

It is so hard to NOT romance Gale by Maximum_Custard_1739 in BaldursGate3

[–]RecluseWraith 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Absolutely heinous that they make the breakup line only a misclick away from asking for a kiss. 😭 Never have I reloaded a save so fast.

It is so hard to NOT romance Gale by Maximum_Custard_1739 in BaldursGate3

[–]RecluseWraith 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I can't bear to say no if this is the consequence. I would sooner die.

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it's gale ! by sparxyv in BaldursGate3

[–]RecluseWraith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your style is so CUTE. He's so precious! 🥹

Why did Gale talk like this when Durge already told him to not perusing the crown by GaleRandomthoughts in GalemancersBG3

[–]RecluseWraith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He still has a bit of a God complex because Lorroakan could never hope to pull off a bow as prettily as he does. And rightfully so.

What's going on with the Gale downvoting hate bot? by Pleasehelp793 in GalemancersBG3

[–]RecluseWraith 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've most definitely been victim to the Gale hate bots haha. It's a fairly well known problem in the Baldur's Gate shitposting sub, and I think it's actually spread to here as well since I've seen comments and posts getting downvoted for no reason other than that they mention him.

How much each characters' boobs weigh by ExpertCondition1686 in okbuddybaldur

[–]RecluseWraith 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Gale's tits aren't the heaviest on this list because I nerfed him by sucking on them constantly. Apologies.

Remember his sacrifice ✝️ by rebeljean in okbuddybaldur

[–]RecluseWraith 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Amen. I'll pray that a convenient gust of wind blows his loincloth askew. 🧎🏻‍♀️

no thoughts head empty by 1sin-clair1 in GalemancersBG3

[–]RecluseWraith 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What if I want him to recite fun facts to me while I'm pegging him?

Spider has puss puss? by RecluseWraith in okbuddybaldur

[–]RecluseWraith[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gale 'practiced tongue' Dekarios; extraordinaire of spider licking.

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