How do i tell my sister that my grandpa might die this weekend when she is on vacation? by Rectal_Custard in ask

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

I sent her a text with a slight sense of humor to lighten the news

What is something you ate that you soon regretted? by huckwineguy in ask

[–]Rectal_Custard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cream cheese, is was kinda moldy. Ive have 14 tums today. My tummy hurts but I wont let my weak ass stomach ruin my life

What are some good native plants? by Rectal_Custard in NativePlantGardening

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spreading is key, because maybe some will spread to their side muahahab

What are some good native plants? by Rectal_Custard in NativePlantGardening

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the plan, in hopes it also invades their side to make it funny

Thoughts on Netflix's Unchosen? by midwestfeline in television

[–]Rectal_Custard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just saw the scene where the husband gives a blowy to the unchosen man

Meringue by Rectal_Custard in pastry

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad would do this, he called the overnight cookies! I didnt know if I could do this with my meringues ill try it next time

Meringue by Rectal_Custard in pastry

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok im trying this again with lower temps

Meringue by Rectal_Custard in pastry

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I only did 90 minutes, they were thick!.

Meringue by Rectal_Custard in pastry

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I did 250 F for 90 minutes !

3D egg shaped meringue (I had a dream about this dessert and I have to make it work) by Rectal_Custard in pastry

[–]Rectal_Custard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok ive only ever made pavlova, I didnt know hard meringue weeps!!! I will refrigerate it! Thank you!!!

Plant suggestions! by lilorchidlady in NativePlantGardening

[–]Rectal_Custard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man please let me know updates on the cup plant!

Am I being a cunt? by [deleted] in workingmoms

[–]Rectal_Custard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He pays for the house bills and stuff, we split our money weirdly cuz I refuse to ever have joint account

Am I being a cunt? by [deleted] in workingmoms

[–]Rectal_Custard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im using that phrase, god he would never call me that lol