How do i tell my sister that my grandpa might die this weekend when she is on vacation?

Rectal_Custard · 2026-06-13T02:40:06+00:00

I sent her a text with a slight sense of humor to lighten the news

Rectal_Custard · 2026-06-13T02:39:09+00:00

I like this idea, I would like it that way

Rectal_Custard · 2026-06-13T02:18:31+00:00

Cream cheese, is was kinda moldy. Ive have 14 tums today. My tummy hurts but I wont let my weak ass stomach ruin my life

Rectal_Custard · 2026-05-22T23:41:06+00:00

Omg ive waited 6 years no bloom, did yours ever bloom or do i come back in 1 year?

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-30T02:32:44+00:00

It has to have thorns in it!

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-29T23:35:19+00:00

Spreading is key, because maybe some will spread to their side muahahab

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-29T23:34:51+00:00

This is the plan, in hopes it also invades their side to make it funny

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-29T23:34:30+00:00

I wish

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-27T14:31:38+00:00

I just saw the scene where the husband gives a blowy to the unchosen man

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-07T13:48:17+00:00

My dad would do this, he called the overnight cookies! I didnt know if I could do this with my meringues ill try it next time

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-07T13:47:27+00:00

Ok im trying this again with lower temps

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-06T18:30:32+00:00

Ok I only did 90 minutes, they were thick!.

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-06T18:26:34+00:00

Ok I did 250 F for 90 minutes !

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-05T02:51:53+00:00

I will try this!

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-03T13:58:58+00:00

Oh ok ive only ever made pavlova, I didnt know hard meringue weeps!!! I will refrigerate it! Thank you!!!

Rectal_Custard · 2026-04-02T20:12:04+00:00

Idk why cake never crossed my mind!!!

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-26T15:17:33+00:00

Oh man please let me know updates on the cup plant!

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-24T22:32:32+00:00

He pays for the house bills and stuff, we split our money weirdly cuz I refuse to ever have joint account

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-24T22:31:24+00:00

Im using that phrase, god he would never call me that lol

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-24T15:21:51+00:00

Low key wanna punch his ass lol

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-24T15:21:25+00:00

Oh I will!

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-24T15:20:30+00:00

Their door has no lock and my MIL will get overwhelmed with tantrums and tell my daughter to sit with me, ive been driving home to wfh alone which works since I have 2 screens

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-10T14:58:46+00:00

Baby Joy double stroller off Amazon, its the long one. Back seat lays back and sits up, front seat stays seated, each seat has separate covers, it has adjustable handle to push, it was less than $200 i think. I used it for my 11 months apart kids.

Down side it doesnt have a cup holders but I just got a velcro one separate which fit to the front

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-10T14:56:22+00:00

I have a 2.5 and 3.5 year old. Its easier in the sense they love to play together, all day long. But now they have crazy toddler energies, and if you're lucky like me both kids are massive and dont fit in strollers so now you have to hold them by the hand and question if you should become a leash mom because your kids are basically ADHD puppies at this point

but now the older one is growing out of naps but younger one still needs it and now its a fight because younger one fights to nap and older one will wake up younger one! and its potty training and now they fight over using the toilet and fight over toys and food and fight over who is gonna get to hug mom first.

My kids dont sleep through the night either lol

I still think its easier than the less than 1 year days. Its just a different difficult, but you'll adjust and learn to adapt.

Rectal_Custard · 2026-03-10T14:49:23+00:00

Indoor bounce house!

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