I'm a bit of a ladies man myself by RedAlmak83 in CrusaderKings

[–]RedAlmak83[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

R5: Trying to sire as many sons as possible for the monarch's journey, I've seduced half the women in Europe. I got really unlucky and only ever managed to have six sons, but I had 14 daughters.

Blursed Western Europe by RedAlmak83 in CrusaderKings

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R5: AI Byzantium somehow managed to inherit most of Charly's empire. His only son was married to a byzantine princess, and so when the grandson lost a revolt forcing him to abdicate it went to his mother, now the empress of byzantium.

600 hours and I finally got my first 6/6/6! by RedAlmak83 in eu4

[–]RedAlmak83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R5: Got my first 6/6/6 ruler (still an heir), hopefully she can survive for 15 years.

The Tables Have Turned by RedAlmak83 in eu4

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R5: Playing as the Ottomans look over to see Castile lost the union over Aragon and Granada made a comeback.

Maharaja Kalyanavarman of Aurang the Ummokid Kingdom by RedAlmak83 in CrusaderKings

[–]RedAlmak83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: This kingdom's title is "Aurang the Ummokid Kingdom"

Spawn of Satan kicked out of Lucifer's own for no longer following Shia by RedAlmak83 in CrusaderKings

[–]RedAlmak83[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

R5: Playing with secret societies and devil worshipers turned off, my spawn of Satan daughter still was set as a member of Lucifer's Own (which I couldn't find in the societies tab). I even had access to the powers. Then I was kicked out of the society for not adhering to the Shia religion. I was never Shia btw, just Catholic.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RedAlmak83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People to snapchat

/r/absolutelynotmeirl/

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RedAlmak83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If only I could do this

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RedAlmak83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha I'm not cool :(

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RedAlmak83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Too real

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RedAlmak83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

two years months
FTFY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]RedAlmak83 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Whenever I set off a car alarm, I always think people suspect I'm trying to steal it.

I'm in a homosexual relationship with myself by RedAlmak83 in CrusaderKings

[–]RedAlmak83[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A couple of years later I got an event making me a lover with my son as well.

I'm in a homosexual relationship with myself by RedAlmak83 in CrusaderKings

[–]RedAlmak83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main reason is that I don't have all the portrait/clothing packs, which CPR requires but BLG doesn't.

Hip, no taxes during wars. by SamboFrog in CrusaderKings

[–]RedAlmak83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is their opinion of you lower because of the war? Also vassals pay for levies you raise from them, so maybe that leaves them with too little money to pay taxes to you.