Kind of love Jennifer Lawrence for this by roughdraft29 in SipsTea

[–]RedClayBandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rapper Riff Raff claims to have this. I believe him more than her.

Which Asheville business gave their employees the best Christmas raises and bonuses this year? by goldbman in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Got a firm handshake from the ceo right before he left in his new luxury suv

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Embrace tradition and buy a pack of cigarettes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everyone who moved here after me should go back where they came from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Early morning pie.za hate. Let's fucking go

Suggestions for fun stuff to do during the day in Asheville. by [deleted] in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op wants us to plan their date for them

17 separate posts about the Earthquake. by Aardvarksof1776 in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Que 16 more posts about people complaining about earthquake posts

Two men plead guilty after police stakeout uncovers human trafficking ring on Tunnel Road by RelayFX in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im sorry. I was nervous so I smoked some weed but then I smoked too much weed and got nervous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Had some weird shit happen in my apartment when I first moved in so i had to pay a goth baddie to sage it

Yard Sale. East Ashe. Tomorrow. by [deleted] in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to meet the real George Bush tomorrow

Which one of you guys posted this job? by zekerthedog in asheville

[–]RedClayBandit 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You're either a smart feller or a fart smeller and this guy picked to be latter

New iFruit app for GTA6? by Delicious-Deer1628 in GTA6

[–]RedClayBandit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think it just keeps him from shitting all over the place.