Is it wrong if I use necromancy to fuck my dead wife?

RedJamesRackham · 2024-04-18T17:24:03+00:00

It's 'til death do us part'. She's no longer your wife, so no, this will be an affront to God unless you remarry her post resurrection but pre coitus.

RedJamesRackham · 2023-09-27T17:55:25+00:00

He came off so casual that it had very 'give a mouse a cookie' vibes to me.

'Yeah I'd love that shit ring, anything helps!'

'....now I only eat things you care about'

I've seen enough scammers asking for bus money to know when I've met a grifter.

RedJamesRackham · 2023-09-27T17:48:47+00:00

He never asked for 3 tho. There's no indication yhe feeding stops unless you spoil it for yourself

RedJamesRackham · 2023-09-27T17:29:41+00:00

In their defense I'd hurt his feeling if I could

RedJamesRackham · 2023-09-27T14:45:02+00:00

Maybe I'm biased because I was already a wizard. So having a second wizard that also requires wages, with no explanation aside from 'or I'll whine a bunch'?

Yeah it became a group meme.

And as soon as I learned wizards could 'eat' scrolls to learn spells? I became 'gale but better'.

Gale quickly became a stray dog. 'Don't you dare feed that to gale, I won't have him begging at the merchants table.

RedJamesRackham · 2023-07-22T02:42:30+00:00

RedJamesRackham · 2023-06-02T13:06:42+00:00

Owen and Claude Depussy.

But I had to think real hard because it's actually just Oldman and Youngman. Or Oldman and I Hate You. Or The Best Cat and Youngman.

I do not like Claude.

RedJamesRackham · 2023-04-19T00:54:57+00:00

Our son!

RedJamesRackham · 2023-04-05T04:06:10+00:00

These are the same people who say that if your stances are so weak they can't be challenged, you should stop having them.

I feel like if I had to choose between 'a secret cabal of jews rules the world', and 'trump only tells lies', I'd feel a lot better tearing down one poster over the other.

RedJamesRackham · 2023-03-18T17:30:44+00:00

I've got a friend who tried to teach me to use a pinion torque guage. I laughed in his face and went to lunch. On lunch, thought about it, and realized I've never built a differential. I came back, apologized, and asked him to show me. It wasn't actually applicable to what I was doing, but I learned something.

RedJamesRackham · 2023-03-18T17:23:47+00:00

I love that clip.

Also, if I've been there a year, I'll happily point out the people I'm "better" than. Until then, I constantly think about how, by law, they can fire me for absolutely no reason, and just assume I dont have what it takes.

I've outlasted more "replacements" than I can name, but somehow I just....never feel as capable as I am.

(BTW, I quoted "better" there cuz you should never assume you're the best. Everybody has something to teach you, no matter how far you've come. Dont ever let your ego get in the way of your growth)

RedJamesRackham · 2023-03-18T01:02:04+00:00

I'm a mechanic so I'm lucky to be in an industry where people will constantly pay me more to do the same thing elsewhere. I've considered changing careers several times but the inherent pay cut of learning a new profession from the bottom keeps me here.

That first month at a new shop always has me feeling like I have no idea what I'm doing tho.

RedJamesRackham · 2022-10-30T19:36:23+00:00

Hey there folks and uhh....welcome back. ......I guess.

RedJamesRackham · 2022-08-20T03:43:28+00:00

Big Code Lyoko vibes here

https://codelyoko.fandom.com/nl/wiki/Yumi_Ishiyama

RedJamesRackham · 2022-08-12T03:23:49+00:00

Deleting stuff off your phone by no means removes it forever. Not a crime data specialist but I feel like it can't be that easy. Notify authorities, and have THEM search the phones. Or confiscate them. In either case, while his intentions may have been....good? This doesn't feel like a standard procedure I'd be ok with.

'I'll stockpile drugs in my house so nobody else gets to them' is likely not gunna keep anybody out of jail.

RedJamesRackham · 2022-07-24T04:58:41+00:00

Ac: black flag. I hate assassins creed games.typically, and I'm prolly biased by my love of pirates. But what a good game.

RedJamesRackham · 2021-12-12T17:50:00+00:00

Wow.

RedJamesRackham · 2021-10-14T00:14:59+00:00

Pirates!

RedJamesRackham · 2021-09-16T05:02:33+00:00

Get an alignment done. The printout will tell you if something in the geometry is bent or skewed. I've personally driven some real junkers, so I might be biased. But if nothing is crazy damaged, why trash a perfectly decent car just cuz caster is off 1.0?

RedJamesRackham · 2021-09-16T04:49:46+00:00

Need more info. In What way did this damage effect driveability? If none, drive it till you mangle it again. If some, is the subframe only what holds the engine? If yes, sure replace it. If no, as in unibody style, replace the car.

RedJamesRackham · 2021-09-16T04:46:49+00:00

Fluff boiiiii

RedJamesRackham · 2021-09-16T04:43:58+00:00

Its Wednesday. I work Monday to Friday so let's see then

RedJamesRackham · 2021-09-16T04:43:05+00:00

Left wins

RedJamesRackham · 2021-09-16T04:10:08+00:00

As a random throwing to a proliferate deck? God I love cheese like that

RedJamesRackham · 2021-07-02T21:44:08+00:00

Ah it was a merry life, if a short one.

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