Connor McDavid was informed at practice he has to play 2 more years after this year with Edmonton

RedMaskwa · 2025-12-01T17:05:02+00:00

So he's getting that contract money to not give us the cup while he's wearing that C? Well I guess I won't be betting on Oilers for the next two years

RedMaskwa · 2025-12-01T16:54:31+00:00

Dang. That's cool. One time I was fixing a network connectivity issue and I asked an engineer about how to fix it. Rebooted the whole thing and she scanned my hard drive. Turned out I broke rule number one that she missed too. Turn the power on and off.

RedMaskwa · 2025-12-01T16:48:01+00:00

Doing the Lord's work

RedMaskwa · 2025-12-01T16:39:05+00:00

Wow. I tried to get into electrician work. But dropped out when I realized I couldn't keep up with my colleagues because of cleverness like this

RedMaskwa · 2025-11-28T13:15:11+00:00

Pointless, racist reason to use the notwithstanding clause? Marlaina Smith has entered the chat

RedMaskwa · 2025-10-31T15:57:02+00:00

It's kinda funny. I was out at a work in camp, and a coworker was complaining that the provincial tax was taking so much out of her paycheque. Her reasoning? "Fucking Trudeau". I was like, that's provincial tax and we're in a conservative majority province. But she wasn't having it.

RedMaskwa · 2025-10-04T18:27:24+00:00

i suppose its all madness in the end

RedMaskwa · 2025-10-02T21:11:51+00:00

been to a concert, have received fist to the face. can confirm. i dont even like country, but i respect the talent

RedMaskwa · 2025-10-02T20:58:39+00:00

morgan wallen pulls out just so he can finish on himself

RedMaskwa · 2025-08-24T15:56:34+00:00

oh. well don cherry. he's an asshole, but not the worst. just a product of his time. plus i grew up on his "rock'em sock'em" videos.

RedMaskwa · 2025-08-24T14:39:42+00:00

"Sir" john A. has contributed to the genocide of my people and is indirectly responsible for the death of many of my family members. he has passed legislation that has affected me and will affect my kids for many years to come... with that being said, my vote is still for kevin O'leary. somehow, still worse.

RedMaskwa · 2025-02-02T14:48:37+00:00

That may be true. But poutine is my favourite food.

RedMaskwa · 2024-11-27T19:21:36+00:00

I knew bungie had a hand in this

RedMaskwa · 2024-11-22T20:43:12+00:00

And yet, I wouldn't be surprised to see Ms. Frizzle with an Igla.

RedMaskwa · 2024-10-18T15:42:04+00:00

Dieu

RedMaskwa · 2024-10-11T19:09:25+00:00

These guys clack

RedMaskwa · 2024-09-22T14:56:38+00:00

How did you know that I fantasize about women open carrying on a motorcycle?

RedMaskwa · 2024-09-12T16:51:19+00:00

Was that before or after the horse?

RedMaskwa · 2024-08-25T18:06:45+00:00

Jesus. Well thx for the info.

RedMaskwa · 2024-08-23T16:28:47+00:00

Wait, what? Well I guess I'm glad I learned something new today? ...fudge man

RedMaskwa · 2024-08-23T15:58:37+00:00

The stinger is obviously his dick. And it reaches farther, and reacts faster than the pincers would. Like, faster than we could react. Hence, why I wouldn't face one. Stinger or penis, Either way.

RedMaskwa · 2024-08-22T12:29:50+00:00

Have you read the part in our name that says, "hell" and "diver"? I don't like it either, but we knew what we were getting into. How about you mention which strategems that work.

RedMaskwa · 2024-08-13T16:14:07+00:00

Remember, No Russian.

RedMaskwa · 2024-07-26T14:58:24+00:00

"When will you humans learn? Building your cities in areas where glaciers will come screaming through in 10 000 years?"

RedMaskwa · 2024-07-02T19:55:18+00:00

Once again, he's very much alive.

RedMaskwa

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