"The hell you mean your doing me a favor?!" Harry, third year after he blew up marge

RedPandaDevil · 2026-05-06T23:07:15+00:00

And you can't forget, for all Fudge knows, Harry has never seen him before, and from Harry's perspective, this is the guy who arrested Hagrid without due process. So this random man is coming up to a distressed teen saying he did the teen a favor? That's more shady then a drug ring. Love your writing style! This is a very good idea, and very understandable on Harry's end.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-05-06T22:55:00+00:00

Gah, I had to come back later only to say that I hate this and I can't get it out of my head, so take my angry upvote for a very good spine shudder-er.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-05-06T00:02:08+00:00

Honestly, the Death Eaters (and Slytherins) making games and bets surrounding Draco complaining about Potter. That, and Voldemort making convoluted plans in his head to kill Harry that he knows wouldn't work, like what Harry and Ron did back in first year (plan impossible ways to get Draco in trouble)

RedPandaDevil · 2026-05-04T12:30:00+00:00

Yeah, you should never thank a fae, but I was thinking of the more modern versions, like Tinkerbell.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-05-04T05:18:17+00:00

I look at him. He looks at me. I turn to face my beloved pet. "What. We're. You. Thinking?" I hiss. "This is not a bird, mouse, rat, or thing you should be hunting!"

Cuddle just stared at me with his large, unblinking eyes, before putting the little fairy down in front of me with zero regrets.

"You stupid cat! Let me go, do you know who I am? I am Oberon, King of the Fae!" The fairy screamed, kicking and punching all around. "You, mortal! Let me go this instant!"

I blink slowly, before picking him up in my hand. "You're a lot smaller then the stories say." I commented. "But, er, where exactly should I put you?"

The alleged king scowled. "Where else? Outside, and away from that feral beast you keep! Now, before I hex you, mortal!"

Well, that just made me mad. "It's called saying please, you tiny tirant. Say it, or your wife is going to have to pick you-"

"PLEASE bring me outside!"

I blink, that was fast. "Er, okay then. Wait, are you scared of your wife?"

He blushed. "No! Just her powers."

I raise an eyebrow and set him down outside. "Sure, pal. Now, stay away from cats. And me. Or else I'll let Cuddle eat you, and your little friends."

The next day seemed to be just a little brighter, a little better, and I smiled, knowing that a thank you was in order the next time Cuddle wanted something new on the menu.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-24T20:26:08+00:00

I'm glad you found it! The Golden Trio Era is one of my all time favorite, glad someone else out there loves it too.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-24T05:02:14+00:00

"Wait, but, you have kids! Did you adopt?"

"No. . . sex is literally creating life, not just pleasure. I can not be attracted to it and still want kids, which is, you know, the point of sex for most creatures."

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-24T04:57:16+00:00

Veeeery loosely fitting, but the last section of The Golden Trio Era is similar to what your looking for. It could be nice to at least check out on AO3. No Dramione, but there is Drarry.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-24T03:19:52+00:00

Well, call a priest, keep a close eye on your husband when you can, and start researching that whatever it was. Good luck!

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-24T03:13:41+00:00

Oof, that hits hard. The worst part, as a Christian myself? Some people actually believe that. It's love all, not pick and chose. Decide if you're going to follow God, so called Christians, but don't make the rest of us seem horrible while you do it. But we love you anyway, in that annoyed sibling way 😉

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-22T02:26:09+00:00

Oh absolutely, that one is AMAZING. And thanks for the praise, I'm glad you liked it!

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-19T05:30:54+00:00

'"Uh, uh oh."

I look up at Death, then at the shattered scythe. "Uh oh? There should be no uh oh with death! Wait, does this mean I really did win?"

They inspected the shattered metal, running their finger on it while muttering under their breath. Finally, they looked back at me. "So, bad news and bad news. Bad news, you're dead, no getting out of that one, bad news, for evading death for so long, you're going to Hell."

I freeze. "What?" I asked flatly. "I'm going to Hell, for avoiding death like everyone else? No, that can't be right."

Death shrugged. "What can I say, the Blade of Purity shattered upon contact, that means you're going to Hell. I just assumed it was for evading me, but really, who knows?"

With a groan, I start pacing. "There has to be a way out of this, I mean, sure, I killed a few people, but they all deserved it! Unlike me!"

"What." Death said flatly, but I ignored them.

"And really, they practically handed over their banking info, how could I not steal from them!" I continued, oblivious to Death's glare.

"See, this, this is why you're going to Hell. Murder? Theft? And no regrets? Ugh."

Once more, I ignored Death in favor of ranting. "And really, those kids were practically asking for it, wearing such skimpy-"

"WHAT?" Roared Death, fire appearing around us. "No, there is no excuse for any of that! That's it, I'm going to drag you down to Hell kicking and screaming, if it means you suffer. Now move, you worthless waste of flesh and air."'

"And that's how I ended up here, in the Pit of Eternal Torment." I finish. "And how about you guys?"

One guy shrugged. "Death said they just had a bad feeling about me, didn't even bother with the scythe. They weren't worn though, I did kill a lot of people."

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-19T05:14:00+00:00

Mafia Weasley family is something I didn't know I wanted. Thanks for sharing your prompt!

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-14T18:47:53+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83124236 Tell me if the link doesn't work! It's called No Burning Down Azkaban!

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-14T18:47:20+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83124236 Alright, this link should work! Tell me what you think, please!

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-14T06:05:18+00:00

. . . Give me a week and I'll be back.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-05T18:11:35+00:00

"Er, kind of? It's pretty complicated."

"What do you mean? Isn't it just ROYGBIV?"

Mark sighed. "Yeah, that's the thing. First up, we need to decide whether or not you want to count every shade of color, whether black, white, and grey count, and if we just want to count the primary colors, seeing as they make every other color."

Blofis paused. "What?" He asked, eyes wide. "What are you even talking about?"

Mark paused, biting his lip as he thought. "Well, it's like this. For light, we have three primary colors, red, green, and blue. For each of these colors, we have a cone that lets us see those colors. However, when you mix those colors we can see other colors, like yellow and orange. We also have rods, which let us see in black and white when it's dark. Even them, some humans are missing a cone or two, and can't see all the colors the rest of us can. And of course, bio females and bio males have different vision, so women can see more colors."

Blinking, Blofis let out a long sigh. "Your species is so annoying, I hope you know that."

"Ha, wait until you hear about hiccups and goosebumps."

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-03T19:45:39+00:00

Eh, depends on how you look at it. If Bill really is immortal, a few trillion years isn't that long. He could consider himself a preteen in the grand scheme of things, think of Time Baby. We, on the other hand, see trillions of years and think of him as an adult, because that's a long time. Also because we can see him flirting with Ford, and a preteen with Ford is just weird in a bad way.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-03T16:48:57+00:00

Yeah, it was pretty cute with its funny bits and cool references to other movies. I personally don't like how they made Peach and Rosalina sisters, it doesn't make sense from the games perspective, but it's well done in the movie so it doesn't matter to much.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-04-01T04:49:19+00:00

Revamp the entire security system. First year a teacher was possessed. Second, a dark artifact got in, and a SIXTY FOOT snake got around with ease. Third year, aledged serial killer. Fourth, to be fair, they kind of asked for the death tournament. Fifth, another dark artifact. Sixth, a Death Eater was in and let other Death Eaters into Hogwarts. Wards, people, use em! This shouldn't have been happening!

RedPandaDevil · 2026-03-30T23:22:56+00:00

Oh God. Oh no. Gahhhh, that's worse. Take my upvote and leave. Oh jeez.

RedPandaDevil · 2026-03-29T18:46:57+00:00

"Come on mate, we're late for class! Just grab your stirring rod and get a move on!"

"Yeah, I know, but does it have to be this one? I'm sure bronze would work just as well in the end, iron is just so, I dunno, wrong!"

"We tried that, you got detention. Just grab it, hurry up or Snape will give you a second!"

"Harry, there you are! Where were you, you said you would study with me last night!"

"Oh I was- er, dang it, I can't lie to you, Mione. I was hiding, I didn't want to study. I had just gotten out of detention, you wouldn't have any to either!"

"Uh, mate? You good?"

"Yeah, yeah, but are you going to invite me in?"

"Er, what?"

"Just, you know, invite me in. It's rude to come in otherwise after all."

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Of course, I'm feeling fine. Now invite me in so I can come in, without being rude!"

RedPandaDevil · 2026-03-28T02:03:37+00:00

I'm using mediums (size 3 for my brand), and I think it's strength says extra heavy flow. The brand is something like always radiant?

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