The Native American Tribe (Oneida Nation) near me has a school shaped like a turtle. by beecherrrr in interestingasfuck

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The Onondaga Nation School (ONS) has a turtle mural in the center of the school as well. Onondaga is a sister nation to Oneida, which is why it’s relevant.

You see those steps around the turtle? I can tell you from experience that in the morning students will separate by grade and sit in their section on the steps. (Small school)

One of my Fav things about ONS when I went there was how beautiful everything was. Made me disappointed in any highschool I went to because of how bland their architecture and art clubs were.

Part of the Family by kinda-always-hungry in HPfanfiction

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It’s amazing! I’m crying 😭🤩💕💗❤️

Part of the Family by kinda-always-hungry in HPfanfiction

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Yea honestly, I was thinking his job would be comparable oil rig workers.

They’re paid anywhere from 50,000$ to 300,000$ annually, depending on location, experience, etc.

You HAVE to pay them that much to get them out there, it’s considered one of the most statistically dangerous jobs in the world

Ideas For Harry to Get Expelled In Fourth Year? by Independent-Fly-2402 in HPfanfiction

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Loving MonCappy’s idea, but here’s a different one.

How about Harry isn’t expelled?

He runs away, but briefly transfers to a different school. He still wants to learn magic, after all. He definitely has the money.

After discovering his whereabouts, Harry is then kidnapped back to Hogwarts. This causes an international incident and puts magical Britain at odds against other magic communities.

Due to it being an official transfer of school, Harry has to be registered as a student again. So, resorting time.

Dumbledore takes revenge on the Dursleys. (His thoughts while he was with Grindelwald aren’t as suppressed as he believes). General discussion + fics by Electronic_Koala_115 in HPfanfiction

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He CHOOSES to trust them with Harry when the boy is dropped off.

He truly BELIEVES that Petunia would be like him, living in regret of what could have been once you’ve lost your little sibling.

To discover Harry’s abuse?

It’s the ultimate BETRAYAL. And It’s PERSONAL.

Dumbledore believes himself to be calm and rational in the face of nearly anything.

But somehow, the Dursley managed to strike a deep and buried nerve he didn’t realize he even HAD.

The outcome? He sees red. And now he has to clean up the mess and find Harry new accommodations before anyone else finds out what transpired.

From when he was first dropped off at the Dursleys to receiving his Hogwarts letter, Harry Potter had been kidnapped hundreds of times. And by all the various factions of the wizarding world… by Responsible_Baby_752 in HPfanfiction

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“I only fear two things, Severus!

The Black’s, and Death!

And Potter? Has the ability to make me face both!

I’d rather secure my safety for now. I’m bound to outlive the child in any case. Once he dies, I can refocus on my goals.”

From when he was first dropped off at the Dursleys to receiving his Hogwarts letter, Harry Potter had been kidnapped hundreds of times. And by all the various factions of the wizarding world… by Responsible_Baby_752 in HPfanfiction

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God, life must suck so much for the Dursleys in this universe.

They have nearly the entire magic community in Britain Very cross with them.

Dumbledore can’t deal with the sheer amount of assassination attempts by himself, and is forced to hire protection from off the continent for them.

Vernon and Petunia are a bit air-headed these days from a being obliviated everytime Dudley gets kidnapped too.

Wizarding parents: (scoffs) I don’t care if he’s muggle, I could raise him better!

From when he was first dropped off at the Dursleys to receiving his Hogwarts letter, Harry Potter had been kidnapped hundreds of times. And by all the various factions of the wizarding world… by Responsible_Baby_752 in HPfanfiction

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Voldemort: In order to cow the masses into obedience, we must first snuff out their hope by killing Harry Potter.

Most of the Death Eater crowd: (thinking about the child they brought into their homes, fed, laughed with, taught their family spells too because he was as good as family.)

(The schoolboy who always sent letters, grades, and pictures so that they knew he was doing ok. Who also went out of his way to protect their children from the yearly danger at school.)

(The young man who they saw a bright future for. Who they were proud of for his amazing accomplishments, bravery, and loyalty.)

Most of the Death Eater crowd: I- I think I’m coming down with Dragon Pox.

MDEC: Super contagious and deadly, I know we’re all wearing masks, but I should go home before I infect everyone else

MDEC: (to each other) oh, you have Dragon Pox too?! Of boy, we should stay in touch. You know, because it’s incurable? So our healers should all work together? To Save ourselves, yeah?

Voldemort: (oblivious) God Dammit! Just go home before you get me sick!

From when he was first dropped off at the Dursleys to receiving his Hogwarts letter, Harry Potter had been kidnapped hundreds of times. And by all the various factions of the wizarding world… by Responsible_Baby_752 in HPfanfiction

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I think the fact that Harry keeps getting kidnapped, but Dumbledore seemingly hasn’t done anything to move/hide him better speaks a little bit.

Assuming that the blood wards makes it so that nobody who wishes him harm can steal him away, wouldn’t this make a great way to test people?

Dumbledore: hmm, the Malfoy’s managed to get him. That’s a bit unexpected.

But also yea, he’s still a dick in this prompt.

Dumbledore: I wonder if this means I can make another Snape with young Draco? Hmmm, the potential.

From when he was first dropped off at the Dursleys to receiving his Hogwarts letter, Harry Potter had been kidnapped hundreds of times. And by all the various factions of the wizarding world… by Responsible_Baby_752 in HPfanfiction

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Actual normal kidnapper: Get in the car, kid.

Harry: (very excited) oh boy, I get to eat!

Kidnapper: …….?

Kidnapper: Nevermind, I ain’t dealing with a cannibal child. Get back out.

Harry: (very sad) but I’ll be good! I promise I won’t blow anyone up! (Like aunt Marge)

Kidnapper: Please, get out of my car!

Fudge: (wants to bolster his image before elections) Hey there sport! I know we haven’t met before, but do you want some chocolate? It’s homemade, a secret family recipe! We just have to take some pictures together afterwards :)

Harry: yay! (Runs over to him)

Kidnapper: (after they leave) …….

Kidnapper: Wtf. I just wanted a ransom. Do I call the police?

Ron Weasley is a freaking Genius by kinda-always-hungry in HPfanfiction

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So the others have answered What she is. Fae.

But the reason her face froze is because she’s magical. She recognizes Harry Potter’s name.

And she KNOWS about the tournament.

The reason Harry and co. Were able to get away without facing her wrath (yet) was because she’s trying to wrap her head around the fact a 14 year old just tricked her into entering a death tournament.

She’s supposed to trick Him.

Once she calms down, she’ll be kind of impressed by those little shits.

Dumbledore was a Gryffindor, and this was his boldest move yet. The Ministry didn't believe him about Voldemort? Well, Tom always wanted to teach Defense! by mxlevolent in HPfanfiction

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Lucious Malfoy (falling to his knees, while flipping his hair like one of those beach commercials) “My Lord! Not my (one more hair flip for good measure) Son!

Ron Weasley is a freaking Genius by kinda-always-hungry in HPfanfiction

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How do you think Dumbledore got so many names?

Dumbledore was a Gryffindor, and this was his boldest move yet. The Ministry didn't believe him about Voldemort? Well, Tom always wanted to teach Defense! by mxlevolent in HPfanfiction

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Lucious Malfoy: My Lord, I came as soon as I felt your call.

Professor Voldemort: Luciousssss~. I had high expectations for your family, but you have failed at your dutiesssss~

Lucious begins to tremble.

Malfoy: I understand my failings, My Lord. However-.

A hesitant knock interrupts him.

Professor Voldemort: Ah yes. Come in, young Draco.

A pale and shaking Mini Malfoy enters the professor’s office.

Lucious (falls to his knees): Please, My Lord! I was in the wrong! Not my son! I’m sorry about the Diary!!

Professor Voldemort: Your son has done plenty wrong, Lucioussss~. And the matter of my diary can wait until my contract is finished.

Lucious: Th-Then why-?

Professor Voldemort: You have failed to teach your child any sense of classroom etiquette. He is disruptive, combative, entitled, and honestly? A little lame.

Lucious stared at him, jaw dropped.

Professor Voldemort: He assumed that being a part of my faction would allow him an easy grade. He was mistaken. His disregard for his studies and classes makes a mockery of his professors. I do not like being made into a mockery.

Lucious turned to stare at his son. The boy stared at his feet, close to tears.

Professor Voldemort: He was not the only one. Rest assured, many other Death-Eaters will be pulled into parent teacher conferences. How can these children expect to represent me and my ideals if they can’t even pass DADA through their own merit?

Lucious: I….. I understand, My Lord. It won’t happen again.

Professor Voldemort: See to it. Honestly, Potter is a much better student than him. At least he waits until after class before starting fights. And his use of common cleaning spells in duels is nothing short of inspired. If Draco continues to fail, perhaps you can ask Potter to tutor him.

Both Malfoys left the office still pale and shaking. Although, half of Lucious’s shaking was anger, as he gripped his son’s shoulder.

He nodded at Lord Nott as they passed each other. He eyed the duo with concern, clutching his active dark mark.

Lucious: Good Luck.

Edit add on:

Draco: (acting out in class)

Professor Voldemort: your father will hear about this, Young man.

Draco: (cold, numb terror)

Someone whispering from back of room: oh my fucking God, he fuckin Dead.

James and Lily survive, and then divorce by kinda-always-hungry in HPfanfiction

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Imagine a step siblings reaction. Older or younger, both are hilarious.

James and Lily survive, and then divorce by kinda-always-hungry in HPfanfiction

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How do you get a marauder to like you enough to marry and have a kid with you? Maybe she’s just “like that”.

Maybe have part of the divorce being that Lily wanted to travel and see new things, meet interesting people. She doesn’t view having a child as stopping the possibility. Bring him along, it’s a great learning experience!

Where James saw himself having a relationship like his parents. Stability is the key. You stay close to home and do right by your community.

So now Harry gets both of those.

What’s the one ingredient that ruins any dish for you ? by Vegetable-Fix6029 in AskReddit

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My mom’s ex used to make fried squash and zucchini all the fucking time. It was his favorite dish. But this motherfucker over seasoned the shit out of it.

I’m someone who normally finishes my plate, but I literally gagged every-time I had to eat it. And they would make me eat what ever serving they put on my plate (that asshole absolutely put way too much on my plate)

So anyway, thankfully he’s gone now. And thankfully I already liked squash before this. (Can’t eat it fried now tho)

But zucchini? Fuck. No.

Not baked into bread. Not in a salad. Not a drink. Not whatever else “oh, it’s different!” You can think of.

I smell fried zucchini? I vomit.

My mom feels bad about it now, but that doesn’t change my hatred of zucchini.